Fuck I'm bored.

Children. GAH.

Children. YAY!

Daddy is thinking. Shit. You know what happened last time he started thinking? US.

...O.O

So I made one of my day trips to go and fuck him when something hit me as my head smashed into the headboard-- am I still married to the hunter dude? It's been so long since I woke up in bed with my throat slit open and the personality of the moment hovering over me, mumbling something about "putting her pretty pretty head as an ornament on the ( Read more... )

Hey Vorry! Do something Maia-like. Take care of this girl for a bit. Heal her and all that shit you have the power to do now that you're a Maia.

I've done my good deed for this millenia. No one else better make me feel pity for them in a fucking long time.

YOU. You are an EVIL little mun.

I don't know if anynoe else noticed that when this evil child thing made her puppet into... this.. Akio... thing... the hormone levels in Arda went up about 1000%.

My maia is missing and from the looks of things ravishing about seventeen different people at once one of them being my mun which I am SO disturbed ( Read more... )

Irmo has a new mun but we made it clear that he will always be my Slutmuffin. Because I'll cry get really destructive with my flowers?! if he isn't.

There's a new Námo, there's the old Námo, and a new star bitch.

........Things are so ambiguous I don't know what to do!

....mannie? drugs? Manwë? MANNIE?!! *weeps* I have no drug buddy! I have no ( Read more... )

*screams and cries but mostly screams*

And this isn't sympathy crying like Nienna this is "OH MY DAD WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!!" crying.

*whimpers* Help? I think I have a problem. I... I'm turning into... into... I can't even say it, it's so terrible! *throws herself into a pile of flowers in despair*

My brother is looking for porn stars.

I thought about it.

He seduced me gave me great deal.

So I agreed.

....anyone mentions spiders of ANY fucking kind and the deal's off. Except for the sex part. Though I have to admit, I'm kind of scared about doing this. Sex isn't exactly a fun experience for me. The first time Oromë and I did it, well... I ( Read more... )

Ahahaha not a chance, fucker.

There's a small child in Lorien with me, Estë, Irmo, Vorry and some of his elf friends, so no nudity around here ( Read more... )

I am very bitter. I need to find Mannie and find something to drug me up and let me be unconscious for the next few weeks or so. Maybe more. A lot fucking more. I should be a lot more fucking wrathful.

I want a fucking maia.

Perks: superpowers and shit.

Faults: constant abuse. verbal, emotional, sometimes physical, but it won't affect the ones who are already royally fucked up.

Hm. You. You will be my new maia. And Estë's too since we shared Meli so we should share you too. And Irmo will probably try to hump his way into your life too, but you ( Read more... )