I admit that I am fallible, just like everybody else (except the Pope). Indeed, I believed my work day today was from nine to five, when in all actuality it was from nine to six. Obviously, I was wrong. Okay ( Read more... )

Well. This is certainly . . . interesting. o.O!


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"Are you off duty?" Hazel asked ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: Two Heinekens later, I am in a zany and intrepid mood. And the slightest bit intoxicated. The following content may or may not be suitable for children over the age of three or those possessing little or no sense of humor ( Read more... )

Somewhere along the way, between the "birds and the bees" and "you're so selfish" chats, my mother impressed upon me the virtue of self-reliance. Her definition stands as follows: "You cannot depend on anyone for anything. You have to be able to support yourself." However, the message seems to have been lost in translation. Instead, I find ( Read more... )

My vacation is rapidly drawing to a close. I haven't done anything, and while doing nothing is what I originally set out to do, I intended to do it in a more entertaining manner. In fact, the only non-gray areas I've had during the past week were black ones, when either my mother was having a martyr attack or my boyfriend was leaving for his own ( Read more... )

When I think about how truly fragile the human mind is, it frightens me. So, of course, it's not exactly pleasant to have the fact shoved under my nose for closer inspection. Which is why the past few days have been wretched, as I have volunteered myself for Grandmother-watching-duty ( Read more... )

Well, here it is. Day one of what is to presumably be a lengthy half-truth, since I can't see myself sharing my most appalling secrets with a website whose sole purpose is the exploitation of peoples' private lives. Here goes nothing ( Read more... )