AHAHAHAHHAHAH!! P0wn3D!!!

[vampitty]

Poor Legolass was so worried about the orks, that he forgot about VAMPITTY!! So I took his favorite mirror, and smacked him a good one, then rigged up all of Mordor, and destroyed the entire damned middle earth. No more " one ring to rule them all : Business. ^_^ do you fear me?

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[dieu_de_ciel]

dnt kill him!! please????? hes to hot to die! :'((

* grins, bearing fangs V-----V *

[vampitty]

SO sorry! :-D * smiles viciously * See, this is what happened.

It's the year 2012. He and I were sharing the same dressing room, because we're doing a movie together. He was interested in being the lead role in the romantic movie, Martha is also in it, as well as I. The lead would fall for Martha, and she in return would fall for him, needless to say, I wanted to secure the spot, as she had also shared the same wish. I was promissed the part, but he said that he would..pull strings..so to speak, so that he'd get the part that gets to love Martha. Obviously, I was aggrieved, and " took theatricality a bit too serious" so down he went...down down down..into the vast darkness of the broken mirror..God, I should write stories as a part time job!

Anyway, he's gone, deceased. No more. However, he was taken to a taxidermist, and is currently..stuffed, no dinner for him ^_~ so now he's being sold to the highest bidder, to do with his body as they please...who's got money..?

Re: * grins, bearing fangs V-----V *

[dieu_de_ciel]

good god victor! you should make up stories 4 a living! ill buy him!! hehe!
ill hang him on my wall!

Re: * grins, bearing fangs V-----V *

[vampitty]

Ewww!! EVentualy, you'll forget to clean him up. He'll grow dustballs, and moths will eat at his face till his eyeballs fall out from not having any more eyelids. His lips will be eaten at, and he'll always have this..permanent gory grin, Which I suppose isn't so bad if you like him lots, but is still dissgusting. You'll have a zombie Legolass on your wall! What a trophy!

~ Vic.