Oh god. I remember that time you and I went to Denny's and ordered food. Those truckers came in and were eying us all creepy like. Then we stole their trucks and drove to San Francisco where you showed me all of the best places to hang out. Oh yeah. That was magic.
Remember that time we broke in someone's backyard just so we could swim in their pool, but we were chased out by two angry, snarling Chihuahuas? That was scary...
remember when we took that midnight stroll on the beach and during out romantic candle-lit dinner that scary sea-creature came out of the water and ate my big toes and then 9 months later you bore his children? good times...
Remember that time we both won the lottery & got to split the 20 million dollar jackpot? That was fuckin' awesome. We rolled around in the cash for a while & bought enough cheese to fill a couple industrial refrigerators. Then we had a 3 day safety meeting dressed as pirates before getting our custom homes done & finally depositing the rest into high interest Swiss bank accounts. \m/
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