Title: The Beastly Beauty
Rating: PG
Characters/Parrings: Spain, Romano, America, England, Italy, Sealand, Prussia, Canada, France
Warnings: Um...Re-telling of Beauty and the Beast. France as a Perverted mirror
Word Count: 5,265
Summary: Fractured Fairy Tale. Retelling of Beauty and The Beast.... with Spain and Romano.
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. Even with his horrid personality, he was very beautiful, so people called him Beauty. When people called him this, he smacked them so hard that they forgot what ‘Beauty’ meant. )
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“Let me get this straight, you have a mirror you can’t look into, a teapot that hates tea, and a stove that can’t cook?” What kind of fucked up castle was this? The beast laughed.
“I also have a painting that’s really hard to see, and a feather duster that’s too awesome to clean!”
Oh ROFL. Laughing too hard I can't make any real comment.
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