LEANNE HURZELER YOU SOGGY CUNT WHEN YOU SEE THIS YOUR BITCH ASS BETTER CALL ME I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT FUCKING TIME IT IS, CALL MY PHONE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! :)

i have nothing better to do so i figured id update ( Read more... )

i liked you better when you were sad and in need of me as your friend.

sliceopnmyheart (10:43:22 PM): thats not a word....wut the fuck were they thinking.....they were prolly thinking of names and tried saying piano but all of a sudden their mom came out nakid or something and they jsut screamed pLaNO!!!!!!!!....and every one was like WOW tthats a cool name plano...and now im all like U CUNT FUCKER THATS A DUM ASS ( Read more... )

Yesterday:

angela came over after work. we bonded. ahah at first i typed boned. oops. anyways. i rented some movies. i tried to get a sappy love story to satisfy her, but i guess i didnt. im not good at this stuff. so we watched thirteen. eh. that was weird. and then angelas like "lets get high, get some weed" then she stood on the couch at 1 in ( Read more... )

today was slow. but it was finally over ( Read more... )

p.s. to add to my amazing day, i found out my mom bought my christmas presents, the ones online i wanted. all my shit. fucking yessssssssss.

today has been amazing.

holy fuck.

okay

1. its a two day week, one day down one to go.
2. i offically have a cell phone.
3. im probably getting contacts, eff glasses even though i dont wear them.
4. we got road runner!
5. MY AIM WORKS NOW!!
6. i creamed myself. ahhaah whoo!
7. its my sexy wifes birthday!!

today is good. mmhm.

HAPPY FUCKING EARLY BIRTHDAY TO MY FUCKING SEXY ASS MOTHER FUCKING WIFE. I LOVE YOU ROWANNA YOU SEX GOD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tonights show is sex in with my bruised vagina. amazing. loads of fun. good bands, friends, and dancing ( Read more... )