Whooo, wet t-shirt partay

[valis429]

From the Onion National News Highlights:

"FLORIDA-Florida caught on fire and sank on Tuesday."

Well, shit.

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[theryk]

...well, that would explain the charcoal-scented damp feeling at least...

[valis429]

Not familiar with it, to tell the truth. Used to live about an hour from Sarasota but it was a few years before I was really doing spoken word. If you go and it ends up being OK, let me know! I'm curious.