valerie_z
Jul 05, 2010 00:02
- 20:45 America is a lie. Next time instead of blowing shit up in your backyard get on the streets and show them how angry the people are now. #
- 20:49 I need to start bringing tranq darts to parties to shut up talkative drunk people who shouldve already passed out. #
valerie_z
Jul 04, 2010 21:45
America is a lie. Next time instead of blowing shit up in your backyard get on the streets and show them how angry the people are now.
valerie_z
Jul 04, 2010 00:02
- 23:17 How is Mary on In Plain Sight not having sex with Marshall? I'd bang him for his vocabulary alone. #
- 23:55 Why are women with money on TV portrayed as bitches? I don't take money from a man and it makes me rather cheerful, at times even smug. #
- 01:24 I love Social Distortion's Sex Love & Rock'n'Roll so much I'm going to cuddle with it all
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valerie_z
Jul 03, 2010 00:02
- 14:44 Say something naughty. www.formspring.me/valerielewis #
- 15:08 I want to drink your lips and fondle your piercings wi… - Sounds like a fun way to spend an evening, provided I … 4ms.me/aJ9QRq #
- 20:18 Our landlady brought figs over. I had never seen them in their non-Newton state. #
- 20:31 Also the landlady said she heard me coughing, which means
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valerie_z
Jul 02, 2010 00:03
- 10:19 @ Mugsyface The CD booklet says "trance sister" and "trance parents", so it's probably Jim Carroll intentionally playing with the words. #
- 11:09 For a $16 service charge I want someone to hand deliver these tickets to my house, go down on me, and then cook me a chicken. #
- 15:23 @ AlyssaSaur13 Thank you so much for reading them! #
- 19:42 I wonder
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valerie_z
Jun 29, 2010 00:01
- 17:07 Remember sneaking out of boys' houses before their parents woke up? Today I snuck out of a boy's house before his kid woke up. #
- 18:13 @ tabbycat6380 Me too. I just hate having to sit there when I could do it myself in half the time. #
- 18:13 @ theJupe I know, but it's a stupid law. #
- 18:14 @ Mugsyface Haha thanks! #
valerie_z
Jun 27, 2010 00:01
- 00:19 Not only did my former student working at Best Buy remember me, but she remembered what model ipod I had. <3 my students #
- 17:58 I have harnessed the warmth under my boobs in the summer, and the world energy crisis is now solved. You're welcome. #
- 18:39 A man in new jersey is mad at me because i started pumping my own gas. Stupid state. #
valerie_z
Jun 26, 2010 00:01
- 09:45 @ theJupe I think that too! #
- 09:46 @ trixie_dust I wish I could! But I'll be working in september and I don't have plane-ticket amounts of money :( #
- 15:46 I just did the best parallel parking job of my life and no one was here to witness it. Curses! #
- 20:31 I am left unsupervised for the evening and I buy two black shirts and a robot hamster
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valerie_z
Jun 24, 2010 00:04
- 17:21 Going to pick up a pizza wearing a napolean dynamite tshirt and my ex husband's old underwear. Because I am sexy. #
- 20:58 One of my biggest fears. RT @michaelianblack Invention: device that switches your radio to something cool when you die in a car wreck. #
- 21:00 @ Mugsyface He is getting prettier as he gets older! #
- 21:08 @ witicoos Thanks
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valerie_z
Jun 23, 2010 00:03
- 10:38 Yesterday with Rob I paid for some stuff he was buying for my car. I handed the cashier my credit card and HE HANDED THE CARD BACK TO ROB. #
- 11:25 I paid my credit card bills on time, rounding up to the nearest $100 to make sure I wouldn't fall behind... #
- 11:25 ...and they suspended my card because my credit report showed a delinquency on
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