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[valdreag]

So I finally decided that since I don't get out much (except to work) and I have another 3 months before I can go bar-hopping, I decided to try one of the infamous online dating services- Eharmony.com. I spent about an hour filling out a couple dozen pages of questions about myself, what I'm looking for in a relationship, whatnot. I was honest, and

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[littlejohnny]

Damn.

[anonymous]

Text me.

-Laurel

[the_open_sea]

I'm sorry, did you want to be classified as average and run-of-the-mill so they could pair you with some plain brunette with a 110 IQ? You're a pretty rare person.

Which is good, or you'd bore me.

[valdreag]

Anything less than a 200 IQ is settling, honestly. ;)

Thanks for the compliment, though. I think I just kind of went a bit stir-crazy from having seen nothing but work and my apartment for a couple of months- that sort of thing apparently can drive me to fill out several hundred questions regarding my impulsiveness and "hot" factor.

Makes me actually look forward to classes. Crazy.

[the_open_sea]

I hope I never meet anyone with an IQ that high. Er.. your IQ surely isn't that high, is it? Right?

The phrase "hot factor" sent me into gales of giggly laughter, not because of you, just because that's a ridiculous phrase. Did you make that up or was that the brainchild of the well-fed, well-paid, hopefully well-married minds at eharmony.com? Hot factor, indeed. -snort-

And how is Will? Oh, oh, and you get to meet my brother! Which is brilliant, if you hadn't already figured that out. Basically his stop in Tulsa is going to be like a social tour, because he is meeting all of my friends. He better be wearing his magical socks, the ones that make him awesome.

[valdreag]

I don't *think* my IQ is that high. I'm not sure that I'd really want to be part of the .0001% of the population that that would entail- pretty sure I'd have to either go without ever changing my shirts, or click phrases one at a time into a computer.

On the other hand, I've never taken a real IQ test before ;)

Hot factor is my own creation, as far as I know. I think it's going to become my new system of measurement for EVERYTHING- including sugar. "Stir 3 hot factors of sugar into the batter. Whip thoroughly."

William's good- Looong story there though, and I'm not sure that it's the kind to be splashed around the web just yet. Pretty much all good news, so no worries =)

And yes, your brother MUST wear his magic socks. You've said way too many good things about him for him to be allowed to disappoint ;)I'm really looking forward to meeting him, though. When is he coming through?