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[vail_kagami]

Star Trek TOS, episode 38: The Apple

TRAILER

CAPTAIN’S LOG: Stardate: Monday. Carelessly hopping around unknown planet until redshirt gets killed by flower. This sucks. Spock is being a bitch. This sucks too. Stones explode when thrown and when redshirts step on them. Predictable FAIL.

Some guy thinks he’s a green and yellow ball of stone. He

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[qzee]

SCOTT: *has conn* Aye Sir. By the way, we have a problem with the engines and might burn up in the atmosphere. Just thought I’d mention it in passing.
I like how no one seems worried about this until it's almost too late.

MCCOY: *playing with scanner* These flowers are deadly.

GHOST OF REDSHIRT #1: No shit!
*dies of LOL*

SPOCK: *knows his worth in money* *does not mind MCCOY touching him*
yeah, he never seems to mind when McCoy touches him and the good doctor touches him a lot.

SPOCK: *runs after MCCOY*

KIRK: We’ve been hiding in the bushes for two seconds. Let’s go back, it must be safe now!

CLOUDS: Goodbye!

SPOCK & MCCOY: *emerge from bushes together*
I hope they had fun behind that bush.

SPOCK: With all due respect, Captain, the redshirts knew what they were getting into when they dressed this morning.
yeah, why they never exchange their shirts for the same size in blue, gold or engineering red as opposed to security red I don't know.SCOTT: Don’t mean to interrupt your moment of violating the prime directive, but the

[vail_kagami]

yeah, he never seems to mind when McCoy touches him and the good doctor touches him a lot.
And Spock touches ack just as much, and usually completely without reason.

Engineers die as much as security men. Because evil aliens often try to sabotage the engines and the engineers run into them. Even Scotty got killed once or twice, but since he's Scotty, the shirt couldn't really kill him.

Chekov must have been wearing the safe shade of red in this episode then.
Psst. Chekov is wearing gold.

The part with Scotty being fired and rehiring himself is petty much originally just like that. He just wins.

[qzee]

yes, I forgot Chekov wore gold. I is bad Star Trek fan, must punish self by watching a marathon of episodes so that I never forget this again.

[vail_kagami]

You do that! It's the only way to remember it!

[treksnoopy]

KIRK: *is on vibrator planet* <3 this!

Lot's of hiding behind bushes in this episode. Hope everyone enjoyed themselves. It would have taken their minds off the unually high Redshirt to Deadshirt numbers in this one.

One of the best things about ST fans is our ability to laugh at this obsession. I've read some other recaps before, but really love the way you include all the aspects of the show.Eveyone & everything has a voice. Please keep putting these out.

[vail_kagami]

I'll do my best. Thanks!