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vagynafondue Oct 15, 2007 17:53

Saturday night, Hoover and I were standing in line for the Scarehouse. I was fondling a nearly-empty pack of Camels in my jacket pocket when a cloaked woman approached us ( Read more... )

My latest time-killer and sanity-stabilizer has been wood-burning. And by latest, I mean that I held one in my hand for the first time about thirty minutes ago. You can imagine how excited Hoover is to have to babysit me on my latest venture ( Read more... )

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vagynafondue Oct 14, 2007 16:49

I like fall. I think my kid likes fall, too.

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Vegetarian Beer Dinner: Part 4

vagynafondue Oct 12, 2007 11:21

Intermezzo
Fresh hop instant slushy, dried hop vapor
Pedal Pale Ale
(i.e. the part where all the palate cleansing goes down. I hoped they had a horse scrubber for Janna's tongue.)This was where I started to feel like I was on a spaceship. The wait staff slowly circled around the dining room, pausing to perspire dried hop vapor out of big plastic ( Read more... )

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vagynafondue Oct 11, 2007 13:02

Today I learned that my son does not share my like for ketchup and noodles, though I could have done without the exaggerated look of disgust he slung at me. Kind of hurt my feelings.

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Vegetarian Beer Dinner Part 3

vagynafondue Oct 09, 2007 19:30

Four

Vegetarian Sushi : cantaloupe roe, porcini sashimi, tempeh "tamago"
wasabi fondue, vanilla soy, crispy pickled ginger
Fat Gary Nut Brown Ale

Something amazing happened during this course. Continuing my role as a trouper, I took a delicate sip of the Fat Gary Nut Brown Ale. I wanted to at least try every beer. I was paying for it, after ( Read more... )

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vagynafondue Oct 09, 2007 12:00

So I had just finished getting dressed after taking a shower and I happened to look out the window and oh my god Sister McRae was right down the street! It's like for a few seconds, the sun smiled down through my clouds.

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Vegetarian Beer Dinner: Part 2

vagynafondue Oct 09, 2007 11:15

[ Part One from last week.]
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Lobster Roll : lobster mushroom, corn, tomatoes, citrus coriander bloom, huitalacoche-tofu mayo, avocado
Smoked Porter

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vagynafondue Oct 08, 2007 08:00

Hi. This is a repost of an old entry that's been on my mind because it's October and time to make babies with all the mangled haunted house inhabitants. I'm reposting for two reasons ( Read more... )

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vagynafondue Oct 07, 2007 09:37

Last night, Hoover and I kicked off the 2007 haunted house season with a very VIP treatment at Castle Blood. I've been patronizing this haunt for quite literally the past twelve years of my life, so when Hoover came home one day and bragged about his company scoring a promotional partnership with them, I exalted on high. He got stacks and stacks of ( Read more... )