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vacanthippy

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Jan 04, 2006 12:36

Right. She's done it. She's crossed the fucking line. According to Janet*, i.e. archive assistant, i.e. middle aged woman with zero work experience, zero qualifications, a chip on her shoulder the size of my arse and a 19 year old spotty dim-witted overweight waste of space for a son, my jewellery is too clanky, and could I please remove it so ( Read more... )

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ask the dribblers to speak for themselves. who does this mrs. cunty think she is??? tesao January 4 2006, 19:53:05 UTC

WOAD!!! WOAD!!!!

i vote for WOAD!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??????

Re: ask the dribblers to speak for themselves. who does this mrs. cunty think she is??? ex_vacanthip596 January 5 2006, 19:36:55 UTC

First I have to figure out where the hell to get my hands on the stuff. I'm working on it...

Re: ask the dribblers to speak for themselves. who does this mrs. cunty think she is??? tesao January 5 2006, 20:37:57 UTC

you could ask Mel Gibson. he seemed able to find quite a lot of it......

or maybe, just use blue mud???

broken_sticks January 4 2006, 23:16:20 UTC

unbelievable

say its an integral part of your "religion" (leave un-named) so you have to wear them. If asked which religion, just say something like "isn't it obvious?" and go pray/smoke somewhere

ex_vacanthip596 January 5 2006, 19:39:18 UTC

Fake Claires Accessories pearls. That's a special sort of religion there. Possibly Scientology, they're an odd bunch after all. Or the extra special new vacanthippy cult that I'm working on right now (just need a follower or two and I'll be sorted).

tesao January 5 2006, 20:39:32 UTC

i'll join.

all hail THE vacanthippy.

*drops to her knees*

*clanks her jewellry in adoration*

the_farwall January 5 2006, 10:27:31 UTC

Wear bells for a couple of days. Bells don't clank.

tanqueen January 5 2006, 14:58:57 UTC

does her son work in the archive too? An archive family?? Weird.

ex_vacanthip596 January 5 2006, 15:32:34 UTC

No, he just loiters around dripping sweat and oozing pus (and any other bodily excretion that seems appropriate at the time) and generally being teenage and boyish. I attempted to converse with him in a polite and jovial manner, which he greeted with grunts and mutters. Since then I've kinda given up on that front and taken to insulting him behind his back instead. Much more productive.

tanqueen January 6 2006, 14:24:50 UTC

shudder. Teenage boys. They should be herded into camps and taught to be witty conversationalists while doing 1000s of press ups every day and then released back into society when they're 18. I'm sooooooooooooooo glad I didn't go to a mixed school.