"You cannot step into the same river twice"-Heraclitus
My DVR is wonderful right now. oh ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL.
After Shark Week on Discovery & Shark Fest on National Geographic WILD I got a nice stock of documentaries: Shark Kill Zone, Alien Sharks, Alien Sharks: Return to the Abyss, Island of the Mega Shark, Shocking Sharks, Monster Hammerhead, Air Jaws: Fin of Fury, Shark Planet.
(yes these are the selected few I kept out of all what I had recorded)
But I got an even more yummy lot a few weeks later.
Stuff to make shark documentaries a haze in the wind.
Sharknado week on Syfy I gotta beautifully dreamy load of awesome shark "movies":
Shark Attack, Malibu Shark Attack, Shark Assault, Sharktopus, 2 Headed Hark Attack, 3 Headed Shark Attack, Zombie Shark, Swamp Shark, Ghost Shark, Sharknado, Sharknado3, Mega Shark vs. Kolossus, Megashark vs. Mechashark, Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Bait, Dinoshark,
And those not shark but along the same "genre": Lake Placid 3, Piranaconda
(Had other ones like Sharknado 2, Sharktopus vs. Peteracuda, Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf, Shark Attack2, Roboshark, but didn't keep those --eh just didn't fit my fancy as much XD)
(no I didn't watch the other big "premiere" Lavalantula --I'm super phobic of spiders. The spiders on the Bug's Life show at Disney California even freaked me out)
Now I hope for somewhere to air Shark Attack3:Megladon (greatest death scenes!), Shark in Venice, Shark Night, Sand Sharks, Red Shark, Megladon and a whole lotta other's I haven't seen!
hm? What? Low review ratings? Same plot? Horrible editing? Are you kidding?! That's the point!!! These movies know that they're low-budge-cheap-cheesy monster flicks! That's the beauty of these!
Viva cheesy low budge monster movies!!!
So aside from lots of World's Dumbest episodes and a few Ghost Adventures, my DVR's over 80% shark stuff.
My gift to you, my _0 years ago (literally) elementary self! You haven't changed at all! ☆☆
Personal recommendations are 2-Headed-Shark Attack, Zombie Shark, Shark Night, and Sharktopus.
Want actual theatrical releases/better budget movies? Go for the greats: -- Deep Blue Sea (in my top list of shark movies), Jaws 2, and maybe those that follow -Jaws 3-D, Jaws The Revenge
(Open Water's not a shark flick imo)
(don't you even try to shove in Austin Powers and Ace Ventura as shark-related --lost interest in Syfy for a while when they ranked them in their "Best Shark Movies" show. If those go then Finding Nemo's shark too)
The absolute golden king at the top of the Tower of Chomping Greatness is Jaws. Greatest movie ever. Serious.
Opening scene that has influenced all shark movies ever since.
(***do not watch if you ever intend to swim in the ocean again)
Need more convincing?
Need I say more?
After Shark Week on Discovery & Shark Fest on National Geographic WILD I got a nice stock of documentaries: Shark Kill Zone, Alien Sharks, Alien Sharks: Return to the Abyss, Island of the Mega Shark, Shocking Sharks, Monster Hammerhead, Air Jaws: Fin of Fury, Shark Planet.
(yes these are the selected few I kept out of all what I had recorded)
But I got an even more yummy lot a few weeks later.
Stuff to make shark documentaries a haze in the wind.
Sharknado week on Syfy I gotta beautifully dreamy load of awesome shark "movies":
Shark Attack, Malibu Shark Attack, Shark Assault, Sharktopus, 2 Headed Hark Attack, 3 Headed Shark Attack, Zombie Shark, Swamp Shark, Ghost Shark, Sharknado, Sharknado3, Mega Shark vs. Kolossus, Megashark vs. Mechashark, Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Bait, Dinoshark,
And those not shark but along the same "genre": Lake Placid 3, Piranaconda
(Had other ones like Sharknado 2, Sharktopus vs. Peteracuda, Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf, Shark Attack2, Roboshark, but didn't keep those --eh just didn't fit my fancy as much XD)
(no I didn't watch the other big "premiere" Lavalantula --I'm super phobic of spiders. The spiders on the Bug's Life show at Disney California even freaked me out)
Now I hope for somewhere to air Shark Attack3:Megladon (greatest death scenes!), Shark in Venice, Shark Night, Sand Sharks, Red Shark, Megladon and a whole lotta other's I haven't seen!
hm? What? Low review ratings? Same plot? Horrible editing? Are you kidding?! That's the point!!! These movies know that they're low-budge-cheap-cheesy monster flicks! That's the beauty of these!
Viva cheesy low budge monster movies!!!
So aside from lots of World's Dumbest episodes and a few Ghost Adventures, my DVR's over 80% shark stuff.
My gift to you, my _0 years ago (literally) elementary self! You haven't changed at all! ☆☆
Personal recommendations are 2-Headed-Shark Attack, Zombie Shark, Shark Night, and Sharktopus.
Want actual theatrical releases/better budget movies? Go for the greats: -- Deep Blue Sea (in my top list of shark movies), Jaws 2, and maybe those that follow -Jaws 3-D, Jaws The Revenge
(Open Water's not a shark flick imo)
(don't you even try to shove in Austin Powers and Ace Ventura as shark-related --lost interest in Syfy for a while when they ranked them in their "Best Shark Movies" show. If those go then Finding Nemo's shark too)
The absolute golden king at the top of the Tower of Chomping Greatness is Jaws. Greatest movie ever. Serious.
Opening scene that has influenced all shark movies ever since.
(***do not watch if you ever intend to swim in the ocean again)
Need more convincing?
Click to viewNeed I say more?