day of weird

[uv_lue]

this morning i was woken up by a man calling from the nhs who was carrying out a survey about people's sexual habits. luckily for him, i have no problems with talking about my sex life with strangers, however, in my half awake state, i was simply not prepared for some of the topics covered

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[fantastatron]

That sounds like a pretty dodgy NHS survey!! :P

[uv_lue]

now that i write this post, i'm afraid my voice will end up on some kind of tv show. don't think they got the desired responce from me if it was for something like that.

[crazymeandave]

you're so gullible lue

[uv_lue]

you are right, but in my defence i had been woken up by the phone call. good job i don't give a toss really.

[ahura_mazda]

Sounds like you've been totally phonejacked babe.

[general_dk]

The NHS have been doing sex surveys recently, but that's a little bit extreme.

[uv_lue]

it didn't really occur to me until afterwards that it was pretty dodgy. i don't really know what they were trying to achieve.

[rorschach42]

Hey lue, I'm conducting a survey for the NHS. Please show me your boobs.

[uv_lue]

who are you? you can't kow me that well since most of my friends have seen my boobs at some point - they're really not all that exciting.

[fantastatron]

It's Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

[uv_lue]

ooooo....ok.

ha ha. he's going to regret that now!