Utils is in heaven now

[utils]

I just got contra for the PS2. Oh man, I'm totally jerking my dick to this! Only five lives, the game puts you back at the beginning when you lose them all! ONE HIT DEATHS! KILL PERCENTAGE! WAVES OF ENEMIES> BULLETS ALL OVER THE PLACE

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[fandomgreen]

Is this Shattered Soldier or Neo Contra?

SS kinda irked me, but I actually liked what little I got to play of Neo.

[utils]

NEO.

JER-KING-MY-DICK.

[fried_octopus]

Well that would depend on what you've played.

Metal Slug, for instance.