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Title: Pink Triangle
Pairings: Not Ruka/Juri, unfortunately; Mikage/Mamiya; Touga/Akio
Rating: PG
Notes: Ridiculously silly and self-indulgent, script-style, songfic. Apologies to Weezer and the world at large.
Ohtori Guidance Counselor: *looks up from his newspaper, the headline of which reads "Dangerous Car Crew Kidnapping Local Students", and smiles insincerely at the young man coming in the door* Take a seat, Mister... *checks paper* Tsuchiya. Perhaps you'd like to talk about what's troubling you.
Ruka: *nods, swallows hard* Well, it goes sort of like this.
When I'm stable long enough, I start to look around for love. See, a sweet in floral print, *flashes a wallet photograph of Juri*, my mind begins the arrangements.
Counselor: *scribbles furiously on a clipboard, finishing up a sentence. It looks suspiciously like Oooooh Mamiya so pretty! <3<3<3*
Ruka: *continues* But when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself.
Akio: *pops head in the door* He was saying he pulled...? *snickers*
Ruka: She would never go with me, were I the last guy on Earth. *frowns*
Akio: That could be arranged... for a price. *smirks*
Ruka: I'm dumb. She's a lesbian! I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Counselor: *frowns at the mention of the word "married", but continues coloring in his picture of Mamiya as the Rose Bride, gown and all-- after all, he definitely has the legs for it*
Ruka: *unfolds photograph, revealing Juri's fencing uniform* A pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Touga: *joins Akio in the door* Well, that and she kicked his ass when he tried to kiss her. *laughs*
Ruka: *obliviously* Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime. *looks around nervously*
Touga & Akio: A FEW?! Understatement of the year.
Ruka: Knew the day would surely come, when I'd chill and settle down. When I thought I'd found a good, old-fashioned girl, then she put me in my place. *rubs fading bruise around eye* If everyone's a little queer, can't she be a little straight?!
Touga & Akio: *join in on the chorus* He's dumb, she's a lesbian! He thought he had found the one. They were good as married in his mind, but married in his mind's no good! Pink triangle on her sleeve (and copious physical violence!) let him know the truth, let him know the truth!
Ruka: Yeah, I'm dumb, she's a lesbian! I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind! (I'd even wear the dress!) But married in my mind's no good. Pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth!
Touga & Akio: Let him know the truth, let him know the truth! (Sheesh, he is dumb-- the entire campus knows she's a lesbian except for him! It took the entire Ohtori GBLTA club jumping him in the parking lot for him to get it!)
Counselor: *wakes up as the music fades* Well, that's, um, very interesting. Perhaps we could talk about this more later-- right now, it's Young Indian Helpmeet Molestation Time. Er, I mean tea-time. *wanders off*
Touga & Akio: *have sex on Mikage's desk, amidst fluttering photographs of Mamiya stylishly sporting chocolate sauce and whipped cream*
Ruka: Oh, I give up! *sobs*
Pairings: Not Ruka/Juri, unfortunately; Mikage/Mamiya; Touga/Akio
Rating: PG
Notes: Ridiculously silly and self-indulgent, script-style, songfic. Apologies to Weezer and the world at large.
Ohtori Guidance Counselor: *looks up from his newspaper, the headline of which reads "Dangerous Car Crew Kidnapping Local Students", and smiles insincerely at the young man coming in the door* Take a seat, Mister... *checks paper* Tsuchiya. Perhaps you'd like to talk about what's troubling you.
Ruka: *nods, swallows hard* Well, it goes sort of like this.
When I'm stable long enough, I start to look around for love. See, a sweet in floral print, *flashes a wallet photograph of Juri*, my mind begins the arrangements.
Counselor: *scribbles furiously on a clipboard, finishing up a sentence. It looks suspiciously like Oooooh Mamiya so pretty! <3<3<3*
Ruka: *continues* But when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself.
Akio: *pops head in the door* He was saying he pulled...? *snickers*
Ruka: She would never go with me, were I the last guy on Earth. *frowns*
Akio: That could be arranged... for a price. *smirks*
Ruka: I'm dumb. She's a lesbian! I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Counselor: *frowns at the mention of the word "married", but continues coloring in his picture of Mamiya as the Rose Bride, gown and all-- after all, he definitely has the legs for it*
Ruka: *unfolds photograph, revealing Juri's fencing uniform* A pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Touga: *joins Akio in the door* Well, that and she kicked his ass when he tried to kiss her. *laughs*
Ruka: *obliviously* Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime. *looks around nervously*
Touga & Akio: A FEW?! Understatement of the year.
Ruka: Knew the day would surely come, when I'd chill and settle down. When I thought I'd found a good, old-fashioned girl, then she put me in my place. *rubs fading bruise around eye* If everyone's a little queer, can't she be a little straight?!
Touga & Akio: *join in on the chorus* He's dumb, she's a lesbian! He thought he had found the one. They were good as married in his mind, but married in his mind's no good! Pink triangle on her sleeve (and copious physical violence!) let him know the truth, let him know the truth!
Ruka: Yeah, I'm dumb, she's a lesbian! I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind! (I'd even wear the dress!) But married in my mind's no good. Pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth!
Touga & Akio: Let him know the truth, let him know the truth! (Sheesh, he is dumb-- the entire campus knows she's a lesbian except for him! It took the entire Ohtori GBLTA club jumping him in the parking lot for him to get it!)
Counselor: *wakes up as the music fades* Well, that's, um, very interesting. Perhaps we could talk about this more later-- right now, it's Young Indian Helpmeet Molestation Time. Er, I mean tea-time. *wanders off*
Touga & Akio: *have sex on Mikage's desk, amidst fluttering photographs of Mamiya stylishly sporting chocolate sauce and whipped cream*
Ruka: Oh, I give up! *sobs*