Title: Alpha Dog
Warnings: slight squick
Summary: England puts a new spin on "in the doghouse" and America puts a new spin on... I don't even know.
A/N: *facepalm* Don't ask. Just. Don't. Started out merely as America and England griping about not getting the 2018 and 2022 sites for the World Cup.
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Wet dog is such a lovely aroma )