Fic: Welcome to Stark Industries

[usually_a_witch]

A silly ficlet that's been languishing in my WIP folder forever, figured I should finally post it.

Author: mclittlebitchTitle: Welcome to Stark Industries (Don’t Bang The Boss

Comments

[dotfic]

Heee. I love this so much. For the record, There’s porn less dirty than Tony Stark checking valve fittings. is my favorite line in it.

Thank you, what a fantastic birthday present. <3 <3

[mclittlebitch]

Like a month late, but better than last year's attempt.

There'd be, like, fingers rubbing and sliding and maybe carefully sliding into openings all over the place. Seriously, porn.

[dotfic]

zomg, did you just write valve porn? *fans self*

[mclittlebitch]

Yeah, I'm awesome like that. Give me a day or two and I can probably do a car transmission/engine one.

I'm not sure why I'm writing you comments when I'm going to see you in like an hour.

[juniper200]

This is badass.

[mclittlebitch]

Superlate replies, but thank you!

[zionangel]

That is absolutely hilarious and fantastic. Seriously. And spot-on, too - Tony Stark really is such a man-whore that he can make even the most innocent things sexual.

[mclittlebitch]

RDJ is so awesome at (possibly) unintentional flirting, I had to make use of it somehow.

[pensive1]

You know what? I approve of this whole thing.

And I also demand machine porn, aka Tony doing mundane mechanical repairs.

[mclittlebitch]

Thanks! If I knew more about engineering you'd probably get that demand. But I did promise dotfic...

[pen_of_iron]

BWAAHHHH-HAAAAHHH-HAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! GAAAHHHH-HAAAAAHHHH-HAAAAAAA!!!!! *sputter-snort* gawd, i needed that. and it's true: it is a great line.

[mclittlebitch]

It is such a great line, and you know that guy he said it to totally bitched in the breakroom about getting yelled at, so the whole company knows about it.