BBS Or Else
From: svetuninteligbl
Date: 58169.26
Subject: Junction 403
The next person who thinks they have a better fix for Junction 403 than I do is welcome to debate this issue while tied to a spit over hot coals.
Date: 58169.26
Subject: Junction 403
The next person who thinks they have a better fix for Junction 403 than I do is welcome to debate this issue while tied to a spit over hot coals.
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Date: 58169.28
Subject: re: Junction 403
No debating necessary. When I came on shift, those couplers were good as new!
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Date: 58169.33
Subject: re: Junction 403
If you would kindly stop breaking me bloody universal translator project, I would be more than happy to leave Junction 403 alone, love.
Just because you don't care for the fact that I'm starting to suss out your New Siberian for the universal translator does not justify bloody sabotaging my work.
ps. I've paid good quid for the sort of treatment you're offering, I am more than up for the attentions you are "threatening".
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Date: 58169.34
Subject: Junction 403
Stop meddling with Junction 403 or I will kill you.
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Date: 58169.33
Subject: re: Junction 403
No one would miss me. How about you stop sabotaging my duty assignment? I've got a pot of Russian Caravan tea we can share, if you feel the need to discuss terms.
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Date: 58169.34
Subject: Junction 403
If you want language lessons you should make an appointment, but don't bother bringing some Russian swill.
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Date: 58169.37
Subject: re: Junction 403
I would offer to bring you something from my private collection, but the stories Diz has told me of that nectar from your home... I wouldn't dream of having anything to compare.
From: SpaceCowboy2071
Date: 58169.38
Subject: re: Junction 403
She's bringing out the New Siberian Ice Wine?! Um, I've been meddling in Junction 403 too. Yeah. That's it. I can bring offerings of peace for the negotiations. Do remember that Diz thinks of me like a brother, and you'll answer for it if any harm comes to me.
Where is this meeting?
From: LucilleLicker11235
Date: 58169.39
Subject: Bloody Mad
I was well aware of how bloody mad you are, simply based upon our discussions involving Led Zeppelin, and your persistent defense against of their theft. However, this claim of yours...
Words fail me. And considering how many languages I know, that should scare you.
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