Customer goes shopping in a towel (Ford Prefect approves?)

[uselessplayback]

If I create a robot army bent on world domination and, subsequently, destroy my boss, it should be considered justifiable homicide. You may think this is an overblown way of going about it but you would be wrong. Also--dude, robots

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[thevinegarworks]

I would so walk into a store in just a towel, casually perusing the magazine stand. Just sayin'. That lady is kind of my role model now.

Also, creating a robot army to kill anyone is always justifiable homicide, because you would have created a homicidal robot army, which is worth anything. Maybe even a medal, or having your face carved into the side of a mountain. Both.

[uselessplayback]

And I would approve! I'm not sure which idea I find more amusing--someone who deliberately goes into a public place in only a towel, or someone who is so distracted she forgot to put clothes on. Both ideas are appealing for different reasons.

Now I just need to design and build (or recruit a team of minions to build) an army of robots. A team of minions would make the work faster but there is always the matter of dissent in the ranks. Hmm. Perhaps instead I should build Misha a robot army?

[thevinegarworks]

I think Misha would approve of a robot army, but then again he's Misha - he can conquer the world with nothing but his charm and the occasional twit; no armies required.

But a robot army would still be cool, so I vote we build one just in case, y/y?

[ibroketuesday]

That lady is one hoopy frood.

[uselessplayback]

She is! But it is the kind of strangeness I find endearing. I like the idea that she was so intent on finding a book that she left the house in her towel.

[insptr_penguin]

She had not realized she'd left the house in a towel.

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