Yesterday, in the Children's Section I found a tiny plastic P-90. Since no one came to claim it, it is now on my bookshelf next to a tiny '67 Chevy Impala
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I can imagine you as the super seekrit spy type, working that phone tree. Although, you're right, it does lose something in the retelling. But my mind! She has pictures!
My fails tend to be on the universally understandable level. So painfully stupid that people just get it right off. Although, maybe, not as bad as anything on FML. Man, that is some fucked up shit right there.
LOL! Sometimes when I answer the phone at my retail job I say my name so unclearly they can't figure out who it is (or give the name of an employee who isn't working that day) and just say well hurry the store closes at 9 and we re-open tommorrow at 10. Then cheerfully hang up. If they have the nerve to call the store back, I either disconnect them or if the reach someone else because they don't have the person's name they assume the customer is on crack.
Awww...your Fails are cute. Sometimes i just say truthful mean things while smiling and the customers think it is charming.
Sometimes i just say truthful mean things while smiling and the customers think it is charming.
Man, I totally do this. But sometimes, I can't help but let the disgust show on my face. There are days when I cannot smile at idiots. But, every now and then, someone comes in who is not a total dick and my faith in humanity is restored.
Dude, when stuff doesn't scan in at the registers, people always say, "I guess it's free," and chuckle that stupid nervous chuckle like it's supposed to be funny. And I have actually rolled my eyes and told them, "If I had a dollar every time someone said that to me, I would not have to work here anymore
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My fails tend to be on the universally understandable level. So painfully stupid that people just get it right off. Although, maybe, not as bad as anything on FML. Man, that is some fucked up shit right there.
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Awww...your Fails are cute. Sometimes i just say truthful mean things while smiling and the customers think it is charming.
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Man, I totally do this. But sometimes, I can't help but let the disgust show on my face. There are days when I cannot smile at idiots. But, every now and then, someone comes in who is not a total dick and my faith in humanity is restored.
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Man, if I had a quarter for everytime I've wanted to say that...
Your narratives are always so much fun to read.
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