The La Force Legacy: Generation 2, Ch. 4
D00dz.
:D
Sorry for the wait, I started school this last week.
So yeah, I'mma try to get a chapter out once a week, most likely on the weekends.
But don't kill me if I miss a week. Which probably won't happen.
But still. Please. (:
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IN THE LAST IDIOTIC EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Both Vermilion and Gateon had birthdays.
We met crazy Krystal, who enjoys tormenting poor Gate.
The spare twins finally moved out.
And Padmé and Bryce had the secks. Sorry for that image, Vermi. :D
Speaking of which, it’s already Vermilion’s birthday AGAIN. I didn’t pay too much attention to her as a child. D: Whoops.
Ohaaaiii thaar, copy of Padmé. :D Vermi got Workaholic as her fourth trait. Eh.
AHAHAHA YOU FELL.
I love when that happens. {:
Holy Jesus, I think I love her. <33
TYPICAL TEENAGERRR, checkin’ her phone 24/7. :P
Heeere’s her room, all redone and slightly teenagerified. The giraffe stays because I said so. :P
Ohoh, and sadly no giraffe pattern yet, pauselegacy. I’m a bit ahead in my game as of right now, but it’ll make its appearance soon! :D
Seeing as Gate’s room is essentially the same as it’s been since he was born, I decided it needed a bit of a revamp as well.
BOOOSH! Slightly better, I hope. His stuffed bunny bear stays. Also because I said so. :D
Alright, where to begin with this...
Apparently, while Bryce was at work, his boss dared him to balance a bunch of dishes on his head. He declined (which I though was smart, WHAT IF HE BROKE ALL THE DISHES?) and now all his co-workers and boss hate him. WTF.
So this is Bryce begging for his boss’s forgiveness.
Bryce: “I’m deeply sorry sir, for not ruining company property. I’m especially sorry that your such a HUGE ASSWIPE... Shit, I said that out loud, didn’t I?”
Did I mention how much I love neurotic sims?
Vermilion: “DEAR LORD JESUS THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN. WIDE, OPEN SPACES. WIDE, OPEN, SPACES. WIIIIDE, OOOOPPEEEN, SPAAAACEEESSS.”
Vermilion: “Alright, I’m okay.”
Gateon: “Hey Mom, what are you watching?”
Padmé: “Some hippie movie.”
Gateon: “Ah.”
Gateon: “Well that certainly- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. I hope they're just playing.. naked... twister?!”
Bryce: “Son, that’s what I did to your mother last night. That’s the reason you exist.”
Gateon: -scarred for life-
Vermilion: “Fascinating.”
You okay, Gate? Is the image of your parents getting it on burned into your mind?
Gateon: “Yeah, that’s part of it..”
Gateon: “..But I’m most concerned about this floaty green thing over my head.” -trembles-
Yep. Your dad sees ‘em too.
Ooouu, looks like Padmé’s pregnant again. (:
SO. How was your first day, Vermi?
Vermilion: “Alright.”
Gateon: “Yeah, someone followed us home.”
What? Who?
Vermilion: “Here he comes.”
Oh. Oh god. I thought it was gonna be Krystal. x_x But you.. don’t seem much better to me.
NotKrystal: “I live with the environmentally obsessed family from down the street.”
Ah. Sorry dude.
KissAssNotKrystal: “Hiiii Mr. La Force, you sure live in a nice house!”
Kiss ass. Who is also not Krystal. Which is probably a good thing. 'Cause she's apeshit crazy.
Bryce: “Ohh thank you, that’s so very kind of you to notice. What I wouldn’t give for a son like you!”
Bryce: “Can I.. adopt you?”
Says it all.
Bryce: “OHHHH SHIT THAT’S RIGHT. I already have a son. Whoopsies.”
Oh well. At least Padmé’s pregnancy seemed to bring this couple closer together.
KJSA’DLFJALSKJDFKHAKDLJFHIUEFNCDJSKAF.
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So Padmé invented this thing.
And the only reason I love it.
Is because it’s called ‘The Air Bender’.
8’D
-IS HUGE AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER NERD-
So guys, how was your second day?
Vermilion: “Better.”
Gateon: “Yeah, but someone followed us home again.”
Oh god. Don’t tell me...
Dun dun DUUUUUUUN! Shee’s baaaaAAAAAACK! D:
Krystal: “You bet your ass I’m back. I couldn’t pass up seeing my little Gatey Watey.”
Great. She’s got a creepy, psycho crush on Gateon. RUN GATEON, FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!
Gateon: “Waaay ahead of you.”
As she couldn’t find Gateon, Krystal proceeded to harass the pregnant woman. Lovely.
Krystal: “Ohmigad, like, WHYYY is your dad so old? He’s like, 300, right?”
Padmé: “Um, no. WHYYY are YOU so obnoxious?”
Padmé: “My son was right. Psycho bitch!”
Krystal: “You’re face sure contorts into something awful when you’re upset. Maybe you should get that checked out.”
Padmé: “I don’t believe this. I may be pregnant, but I WILL NOT hesitate to kick your pathetic ass, sweetheart.”
There’s my favorite hot head! \o/
Thankfully I was able to get Padmé to retract the claws and vent her anger into her inventions. But Gateon still wasn’t safe...
Gateon: “She’s obsessively staring at my bare chest from a distance again, isn’t she?”
Yes, yes she is.
It seems Krystal is as bipolar as she is crazy. She calmly approached Gateon to compliment him.
Gateon: -smirks- “Betcha she’s gonna say I’m ripped.”
Krystal: “I really like your house, Gateon.”
Gateon: “Yes, I know my abs are extremely chiseled- WHAT. BUT YOU SAID. A FEW DAYS AGO. UGHHHHH.”
Don’t even bother, Gateon. She’s batshit crazy.
Gateon: -puppydogface-
What is it, Gate?
Gateon: “I thought she was gonna compliment my raging pecks..” -sniff-
I.. think you gotta ways to go before you have “raging pecks”. XD
Gateon had rolled “Be Mean to Krystal” since the last time she was over... so I obliged. :D
Gateon: “KRYSTAL, YOU’RE A BABY. A BIG FAT LOSER BABY. NEED YOUR BABA, BIG FAT LOSER BABY? LOOOOSERRRRR.”
I love this picture. (‘:
Gateon: “LOOOHOHOHOOOSER.”
Krystal: “EH I’M GATEON AND MY FACE LOOKS LIKE THIIIIIS.”
Honestly.. Gate’s was better. And that’s not saying much.
Gateon: “I.. want... COBBLER!”
Krystal: “WHOA DUDE WHOA.”
What.. what happened, Bryce?
Bryce: “Accident in the kitchen at work. You.. don’t even want to know.”
Uh oh. Goodwin? Are you feeling okay?
Goodwin: “Now that you mention it.. I feel light as a feather.”
Goodwin: “And.. sparkly.”
Bryce: “SPARKLY?!”
YES BRYCE, SPARKLY. SHUDDUP FOR A SEC WHILE GOODWIN DIES. JESUS.
Indeed, Goodwin had passed.
Gateon was the first to notice, and sized up the Grim Reaper.
Gateon: “Y’know, I always imagined you.. taller.”
Grim: “WHY YOU MEASLY LITTLE- Remember your therapy exercises, Grim. Deep breaths. -INHAAALE EXHAAALEE- Okay. Better. I’m the one with the death scythe here kid, not you.”
Shiloh woke up and felt the pain instantly. She had lost her husband and best friend.
Grim: “Your time has come, Goodwin La Force. Follow me into the abyss.”
Gateon: -sniff- “Y-you mean hell? GRANDPA’S GOING TO HELL?!”
Grim: “No, no, you idiot. Just the abyss. That’s where ghost sims stay when they’re not haunting your lot. It’s like heaven but more believable.”
Gateon: “Oh..”
Goodwin didn’t protest. He happily shook Grim’s hand, ready for his eternal rest.
The family was totally distraught. Except that asshole Bryce, of course.
Bryce: “Cookies?”
Shiloh felt as though half of her heart was missing.
Padmé didn’t understand. Her father had been there a minute ago, and gone in the next. How was that fair?
Bryce finally showed some compassion.
Bryce: “WE’RE ALL OUT OF -sob- COOKIES! WAAAAHAHAHHHH. Oh. I mean GOODWIN NOOOOOO WAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!”
Gateon simply cried, he and his grandfather had been close.
Poor Vermilion could hardly watch as her grandpa left.
R.I.P. Goodwin La Force, age 92.
Goodwin was a good spouse and a great father. Sure, he made a few mistakes throughout his life (like knocking up some random chick right before he met Shiloh) but who hasn’t? Besides, without him we wouldn’t have had the hilarity of PreggoLez. And a fire truck. And over $150,000 in household funds. So thank you Goodwin, for really kick-starting this legacy. Believe it or not, you will be missed. Just don’t complain as much in the afterlife as you did in old age. That shit gets annoying. <3
Back to reality, Padmé picked the WORST POSSIBLE TIME to go into labor.
Now everybody’s horribly depressed AND totally anxious. I’ll be surprised if no one has a heart attack tonight from all the stress.
Shiloh drove Padmé to the hospital in Goodwin’s fire truck. Oh, Goodwin. ):
Padmé soon emerged- and with triplets.
Why do triplets always have to have total opposite favorite colors? Their rooms always end up ugly. -_-
Anyway. We got ‘em a little fire truck, in remembrance of the grandpa they’ll never get a chance to meet.
Here’s Eterna La Force, named for a city in the Sinnoh region (games Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). Her traits are Couch Potato and Clumsy, and her favorites are Egyptian, Cobbler, and Lime.
Next we have Olivine La Force, who was named after Olivine City in the Johto region (games Gold/Silver/Crystal and HeartGold/SoulSilver). Her traits: Perceptive and Artistic. Her favorites: Chinese, Shawarma, and Blue.
I’m sorry, this is still Olivine, it’s just Padmé’s doing something really cute with her feet. (x
Lastly, this is Ecruteak La Force, or Teak for short. She was named for Ecruteak City in the Johto region, same games from above. Her traits are Insane and Perceptive, and her favorites are French, Mac and Cheese, and Red.
At least Padmé had her three new daughters to take her mind off her father’s death.
Shiloh slept alone that night for the first time in years.
Just a little shot of Goodwin’s gravesite. I’m glad he’s got a pretty nice tombstone.
The family had their hands full with three new babies in the house. There wasn’t much time to grieve with them around.
TRIPLET BIRFDAY TIEMS. Eterna’s up first.
<3
Then Olivine.
<33
Finally, Ecruteak.
<333 Ahaha, she looks baffled by the sparkles.
Eterna!
Olivine!
Ecruteak! Cuuuute triplets.
Vermilion: “Alright Teak, I know you’re insane and all, but I know you know how to take a leak.
Ecruteak: “Leak? Like how da gnomes leak frwom mah earws?”
Vermilion: “..Yes. Like the gnomes leak from your ears.”
I figured it was about time Gateon had a source of exercise in his room, so we got him this fancy treadmill. Gate is kinda terrible at it right now though.
Gateon: “..Gimme time.”
I am seriously thankful for the adult/teenager to toddler ratio here. Without Shiloh, Gate or Vermi, Padmé and Bryce would be screwed.
The chapter ends here. Sorry if it wasn’t up to par, I’ve been a bit on the busy side lately. The next one will be better. POINTLESS QUESTIONS TO PONDER:
-Will Gateon ever find anyone better than Krystal to pursue? God I hope so, IT ISN’T THAT HARD TO BE BETTER THAN KRYSTAL. D:
-Now that Goodwin has passed, Shiloh is inevitably next. The only horrific question is, when? Hopefully never, that’s what I say. <3
-How.. WILL THE TRIPLETS LOOK AS CHILDREN/TEENAGERS?!
Lame, lame questions. Forgive me? :D Comments are cherished like tiny little newborn kittens.
...Clearly, I need sleep. See yaaah. <3