The La Force Legacy: Generation 2, Ch. 3
Lalala LA FORCE UPDATE? :D
Chyes. My leg hurts.
Guess things just got a little too hardcore for me yesterday, playing four square and all.
I'm not even joking.
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IN THE LAST SUSPENSEFUL EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Gateon became a child and Vermilion was born and grew into a toddler.
The spare twins became teenagers.
Shiloh became an old lady.
Lots of aging.
Oh yes. And Bryce learned how to make cookies. Exciting, right? -_-
Bryce: “I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW COOKIES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND.” *angrily takes a bite out of cookie*
Yes. Anyway. Get on with it, yeah?
Granny La Force here has been a huge help with Vermi. Even if she didn’t exactly respond the way Shiloh wanted her to.
Shiloh: “Alright Vermi girl, say ‘nerf-herder’. Say ‘nerf-herder’ for Granny!”
Vermilion: -glares through screen- “Newrf-hewder? I weally gotta listen to dis ol’ nut?”
Unfortunately, kiddo.
I guess time flies when you’re teaching your granddaughter Star Wars terminology. Time for Vermilion’s birthday already. O_O
..Sparkle farts? :D
Vermilion grew into a pretty cute kid. She got Loner as her third trait. I dunno why everyone complains about that trait, I like my loner sims.
After her makeover Vermi’s a total cutie. I gave her braces but she never smiles with her teeth, so you never see them. D:
Jesus, Gateon’s birthday already too? Man, these kids are growing up fast.
Gateon: “I wanna... be the very best. Like no one ever was.”
DUN. DUN. DA DUN!
^ A failed attempt at the bass line from the Pokémon theme. Baha.
Gateon: “TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAAAUUSEE.”
DAH DUH NAH!
Gateon: “POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM, IT’S YOU AND MEEEE. I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY!”
Pokémon! OOOOHHHHH YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND. YOU’RE A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEENNNDD.
Gateon: “Pokémon! GOTTA CATCH EM-”
OUR HEARTS SO TRRUUUUEEUEEEE. OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH.
Gateon: “YOU TEACH ME AND I’LL TEACH YOU.”
Gateon+Sarah: “POOOOKAAAAYYMOOOONNNN!”
Gateon: “LOLOL OKAY. I’m a big bad teenager now, time for srs bsns, guys.”
Crazy outbursts of theme songs aside, Gateon got Frugal as his fourth trait.
MMMMHHHHMMMMM yes. This will certainly do. (;
I gave Gate some new messy hair for his eccentricity, and a badass Haunter shirt.. just ‘cause.
This is the closest thing to a smile I will ever be able to get out of him. He’s so very.. mopey? Is that the right word? (x
Gateon: “I’m a teenager. I’m full of angst, raging hormones, and confusion. What were you expecting?”
Sexiness. You forgot sexiness. You’re filled with angst, raging hormones, confusion, and sexiness. ;D
Gateon: “...Well, I’m just going to take my sexiness over to the stereo for a little workout then.”
MMMHHHM. You do that. ;D
Vermilion: “VFOOOOOOM BAM CRASSSSHHH.”
I think somebody takes after her granny. (‘:
Realizing that Jar Jar is evil, Bryce decided to warn his daughter about her plotting uncle.
Bryce: “Alright sweetie, you know how I’m always saying ‘family comes first’? Well, when it comes to Uncle Jar Jar.. he’s the exception to the rule.”
Vermilion: “Why?”
Bryce: “Um... well. He’s a cackling fiend. He’s evil, sweetheart.”
Bryce: “So run along now, go and play. Avoid Uncle Jar Jar at any costs.”
Vermilion: “Ohhh. Alright daddy.” *skips off to play with Uncle Jar Jar*
Well that certainly worked.
Gateon noticed his childhood friend, Krystal, had grown up as well. He took action and impulsively invited her over.
Gateon: “Hey Krystal, it’s Gateon. I was just wondering if you maybe wanted to- No? You don’t?”
Gateon: “Well fine, that actually works out excellently because I had no interest either!”
Gateon: “..PLEASE?”
Wanting to help her grandson and knowing she was better friends with Krystal anyway (lol), Shiloh decided to invite her over herself.
Shiloh: “Don’t you worry Gate, Granny’ll handle this.”
Shiloh: “HAAAAYY KRYSTAL GURRRRLFRAANNN! I was wondering if you’d like to come over to my house today and meet my grandson. Oh, you’ll just love him. He’s got long blonde hair and light blue eyes and a fantastic smile. And those shoulders.. well, he’ll grow into those. I remember when he was a little boy-”
HEY SHILOH.
Shiloh: “Excuse me Krystal, somebody’s trying to get my attention. Yes?”
You’re rambling again. Old people style.
Shiloh: “Oh goodness, I have been rambling. Anyway Krystal, what do you say?”
Shiloh: “Please? I’ll pay you.”
Shiloh: “Fantastic! I’ll see you in a bit.”
No, that certainly isn’t lame, having your grandma pay a girl to hang out with you. XD
Shiloh: “Whatever it takes.”
Indeed, Krystal did grow up pretty nicely.
Gateon, being the gentleman that he is, politely shook her hand.
Which apparently pissed Krystal off to NO END.
Krystal: “BOY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SHAKING MY HAND LIKE THAT?”
Gateon: “Um, nobody? Please forgive me.”
Krystal: “Fine. But you’re on my list.”
The two went inside to continue their conversation.
Gateon: “I appreciate trees. How about you?”
Goodwin: -thinks- “I like Krystal. She’s nice.”
Shudder. x_x
Jar Jar: -butts into conversation- “GOD I CAN’T STAND ART. Hence the trait. ‘Can’t Stand Art’.”
Gateon: -GASP- “He did not just go there.”
Goodwin: “UH UH GUURLFRAN MHM.”
Gateon: -thinks- “I miss the point five seconds I had alone with Krystal.”
Gateon: -thinks- “And I really appreciate the fact that I’m talking to my evil uncle while Krystal talks to my mom.”
Gateon: “I just love attending orchestra concerts, with the conductor and stuff..” -thinks- “Please don’t butt in grandpa please don’t butt in grandpa PLEASE DON’T BUTT IN GRANDPA.”
Gateon: -thinks- “Of course. GRANDMA butts in. Ha. HAHAHAH. Haha. HA.”
Gateon: “Why can’t I be talking to you? Why am I pretending to carry a conversation with my grandma?”
By now, Padmé was a level four inventor, and kept creating her crazy shizz. I’m so excited for her to make a time machine, you don’t even know. :F
The scowl on Jar Jar’s face suggests that he was forced to get a part time job. At the cemetery. As a mausoleum clerk. :D
Jar Jar: “Fuck you.”
WELL YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WISHED IT, BUDDY. (:
Shiloh has just started on the writing aspect of her LTW. Her first book? A science fiction novel entitled: Space Battles. Hmm. That title sounds vaguely familiar to me, Shi.
Shiloh: “Yeah, it’s pretty much about a team of people called ‘The Geto’ who practice and learn to use something called ‘The Momentum’, which allows them to move things with their minds. And they get cool laser swords and a funny little green guy who talks backwards and Enokan Groundrunner becomes evil in the end, and eventually tells his son that he’s his father.”
YAY PLAGIARISM.
Back in Gateon and Krystal’s little soap opera, Krystal was loosing her shit.
Krystal: “OMG WHY DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE. IT’S RIDICULOUS.”
Gateon: “I-I’m sorry? I’ll... try not to live in a house next time..?”
Gateon: “..Psycho bitch!”
The house is actually kinda starting to come around. THANK YOU GOODWIN’S RETIREMENT FUNDS. :D
Speaking of Goodwin, now that he’s old, all he does is.. complain. All the freaking time. And to poor Vermilion, nonetheless.
Goodwin: “JESUS THE DISHES ARE DIRTY. SOMEBODY SHOULD WASH THEM.”
Vermilion: “Well, you’re retired, so.. you could do it, right? With all that free time on your hands?”
Goodwin: “I’m old. I don’t have to do anything.”
Back to Padmé and her inventing- HOLY SHIT PADME YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE.
Padmé: “It does look nice in these jeans, doesn’t it?”
Um, no. Really. Your ass is REALLY on fire.
Padmé: “Oh stop, you’re gonna make me blush. Hey, is it really warm in here all of a sudden, or is it just me?”
Thank god Goodwin’s a fireman.
Goodwin: “Oh god Pad, your ass is on fire! I’ll take care of this!”
Padmé: “Dad, I don’t think it’s very appropriate for you to say something like that- MY FINGERS ARE FASCINATING.”
Padmé: “JESUS, WHAT THE-”
Padmé: “Singed again? Ughh, that’s the third time this WEEK.”
I have a bad feeling you won’t live to become an elder. D:
Bryce: “YES, my wife’s ass is on fire! Figuratively speaking, of course. Oh, and it’s my birthday.”
Well you look exactly the same. -Changes hair-
You too?
Padmé: “Yep. You aged us up on the same day.”
Oh yeah.
Shiloh: “LOLOL YOU HAVE WRINKLES TOO NOW LOL.”
Padmé: “Thanks, Mom.”
ALL FOR THE LULZ.
And to show you how similar Pad & Shi look, except for the chin. I think that’s the only thing she got from Goodwin, save her hair & eye color.
Hey, first day of high school for Gateon. At least he’s got his big, bad, evil uncle for protection.
Gateon: “Does it strike anyone else as odd that you’re my uncle, yet you’re only a few years older than I am?”
Jar Jar: “Nope. It just means that my parents were old when they got it on.”
Gateon: “Oh. Gross.”
Hey, it’s Han at the very same dump Padmé goes to collect scrap. Hi Han! -waves-
There wasn’t much else of a reason for this picture. Just to show you that the spares are alive and well.
Mace was with him. Now that I think about it, he was my favorite triplet.
Also, I hardly ever see Ani just walking around. WTF ANAKIN, VISIT YOUR MOTHER’S CREATOR ONCE IN A WHILE, HUH?
Well, at least some things never change. (‘:
Shiloh and Bryce make a pretty good cooking team. Neurotic + Natural Cook = A very safe place to make yer pancakes. :P
This is probably the most diligent group of kids I’ve had in this legacy. They always do their homework. Even evil Jar Jar!
Jar Jar: “The trait is ‘Evil’, not ‘Homework Neglecting Dumbass’. I want to get into a good sleazy college.”
At least he’s ambitious.
Goodwin..? Explain to me why you’re soaked.
Goodwin: “I did the laundry at the laundromat.”
Obviously that didn’t go so well.
lolz snot dribble. XD
We got this food replicator ages ago and just started using it now. It’s pretty nifty.
Bryce: “And sparkly!”
Yes Bryce. And sparkly. -_-
HAY LOOK WHAT PADME MADE! Innie cuuuute?
Sadly, we had to sell him so Padmé could advance in her career. ):
OH MY GOODNESS FINALLY. Ahem. Sorry Yoda.
Finally, Bryce & Padmé can have babies again. :D
Yoda grew up to look exactly the same. I dunno why the lighting is all funky.
OH YEAH. And I figured out all that hidden trait business. It’s actually ‘hidden’. Like, you can’t see it. Yes, I am a dumbass. :D But I just got this mod that shows all hidden traits and enables regular sims to get those hidden traits. So now Yoda & Jar Jar will have six traits, including the hidden one. Turns out they both have Immune to Fire. ANYWAY. Yoda also got Natural Cook. He is: Good, Loner, Hydrophobic, Family-Oriented, Immune to Fire, and Natural Cook.
Next was Jar Jar.
He got Eccentric. He is: Absent-Minded, Evil, Genius, Can’t Stand Art, Immune to Fire, and Eccentric.
Naturally, they had to move right away.
Bye Yoda & Jar Jar, see you around!
Jar Jar: “Pfft, you wish.”
Padmé and Bryce didn’t waste any time after the twins left. After all, I don’t think they’d Woo Hoo’d since Vermilion was conceived. Hence leading to this.
And this.
And eventually this.
Looks like the chapter ends here. OH, THE INFAMOUS QUESTIONS:
-Will Gateon continue to pursue Krystal, even if she is apeshit crazy?
-How will Shiloh’s “original” work, ‘Space Battles’ sell, if at all?
-Will Padmé live to see her elder days?
-WHAT ABOUT THOSE BABIES BRYCE AND PADME ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF CONCEIVING?!
All that and more, next time. As always, comments are appreciated and adored. See yaaaah! <3
PS; Anyone know how to make an archive on here? Like, I know how to make links and everything, but how do you make the archive post stay at the top of the page all the time? I feel like a total noob for having to ask. Thanks in advance! (: