The La Force Legacy: Generation 2, Ch. 2
HAI FRANNS.
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Ah well. Ignore me. Scroll down. (:
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IN THE LAST RIVETING EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Padmé and Bryce tied the knot, with Padmé becoming pregnant soon afterward.
Shiloh gave birth to the very last (I SWEAR THIS TIME, lolz) children of the second generation.
Goodwin got old and retired, making the La Forces dizzy with money.
And finally, Padmé gave birth to the first child of generation three. Typical legacy shizz.
Getting down to business, this is Gateon’s very purple room. ANDHAY, it actually looks like a child could live in this room! YAYMONEY!
Goodwin: “Now listen, little one. You’re going to learn from good ol’ grandpa’s mistakes. So no getting any little ladies knocked up before you’re married. No matter what she says, there is no “magical chant” to prevent a pregnancy. Trust me.. I know.”
So THAT’S how Ezra happened. ¬_¬
Jeez these kids are growing up fast! Yoda & Jar Jar birthday timeee.
Yoda is Goodwin’s little mini-me. ^.^ And he got Hydrophobic as his third trait.
Annnnd Jar Jar!
He got Genius as his third trait.
Oh god. He really is Ani junior. O_O
I swear. You are a clone of your oldest brother.
Jar Jar: “Except I’m better.”
Uhhh. Nah. Sorry. Ani’s the best. :D
Bryce: “Your eyes... are like shimmering pools of blue. I just want to dive right in-”
Jar Jar: “AHEM. That’s beautiful and all but I gotta take a crap like nobody’s business. So scoot scoot.”
Bryce & Padmé: *slurpmoan*
Jar Jar: “Or suck face. Not like I’m pissing my pants here or anything. That’s cool too.”
Jar Jar: “GODDAMMIT THERE’S A BRYCE IN MY WAY. REMOVE IT, ALMIGHTY CREATOR!”
Dude. ‘Sarah’ will do. And noo can do. He’s part of the legacy now, so you’re stuck with him. Until you move out, that is.
Jar Jar: “.. I have to MOVE OUT?!”
Yep. But not for another.. eight years. Sorry kiddo.
Shi, I thought we bought that dollhouse for Gateon.
Shiloh: “Well.. it’s not like he can use it yet. He can’t even walk! And besides, I’m just getting it warmed up for him! ..And dollhouses are for girls...... *whispers* so I should be allowed to keep it.....”
Bryce: “I distinctly remember my baby boy having legs at the hospital... WHERE’D THEY GO?!?”
EA thought it’d be cute if all newborns resembled Metapods.
Padmé: “PUKEBARFBLEH.”
Baby numero dos?! :D
First day of school for the twins. I love the look of total contempt sim kids give you on the bus.
Yoda: “I hate you.”
Jar Jar: “No, I hate her!”
Yoda: “No, I HATE HER! I said it first!”
Jar Jar: “Well.. I HATE HER MORE!”
Yoda: “WELL I HATE HER THE MOST SO HA!”
Boys, boys! There’s enough hate for me to go around. Besides, I hate you both. ;D
Thanks to the boys complete and utter hatred for me, I missed the cake picture. |:
But I didn’t miss the sparkle one. :D
OHGODOHGODOHGOD.
Gate’s so cuuuuute! It’s ridiculous. >.<
O: He’s even cuter after his makeover. He gots his momma’s hair and eyes, but I think feature-wise he’s gonna look more like his dad. AH SQUIIISSSSHHH. <3 -seizures from cuteness-
This is just more pointless Gateon spam to show off his utter cuteness. :DD <3
By the looks of that nerdy smile, I’m guessing it’s Shiloh’s birthday. \: One step closer to death every day, I tell ya.
Shiloh: “Thanks. Go take a long walk off a short pier.”
Shiloh: “I wishh... to be the coolest old lady on the block. Make it so.”
So it shall be. (:
Shiloh: “BRING ON THE WRINKLES!”
Goodwin: “It’s not really all that glamorous, take it from me.”
Shiloh: “I’m instantly regretting this.”
Shiloh: “Oohhh my back! Hey Bryce, be a good son-in-law and give your mother-in-law a back rub, will ya?”
Goodwin: “I could do it, sweetheart.”
Shiloh: “Oh Goodwin, that’s so sweet of you.. but I need young hands. Nice, young, soft hands...” *turns to Bryce*
Bryce: *shudder*
HAAAY! Shiloh’s a pretty cute old lady. :D She just needs her red lipstick back.
Ahhh, much better! I gave her some more realistic grey hair, too. Less.. silver. More brownish.
Yoda brought this girl Krystal home from school one day. She could be a good potential spouse. :3 Is it creepy that I’m already thinking of that?
Another bookshelf just magically showed up on the lawn. So Padmé and Bryce got a new bookshelf. :D
The grandparents are constantly fighting each other for little Gateon’s attention.
Shiloh: “You dirty old bastard! I believe it was Granny’s turn with Gate twenty minutes ago. Hand him over, prick.”
Goodwin: “Over my dead body, you crazy old hag!”
CAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOVE TONIGHT? Tooonighhht? |:
Shiloh: “Shhh Gatey, Granny’s here. The bad man can’t have you- I MEAN get you anymore. And victory is mine! MUAHAHAH!”
Shiloh..? Please tell me you didn’t kill Goodwin for Gateon.
Shiloh: “What? No, he’s puttering around downstairs. I told him the basement was on fire.”
But.. we don’t have a basement.
Shiloh: “Exactly.”
..Is there some law I missed that says all elders must inherit the evil trait the moment the get old? Dx
Padmé soon learned she was pregnant for the second time. If this baby is half as cute as Gateon then I’ll be set. Speaking of which...
OHMAGAH IMMA EAT YOU, you’re so flippin’ cute!
Gateon: “Um.. pwease don’t eat meh? I give you mah bwock instead, mmkay?”
8’D YES. ANYTHING FOR MY ITTY BITTY GATEY.
Ahem. Sorry. :D
Being pregnant gave Padmé lots of time to work on skill-building with Gateon..
Ah, who am I kidding. She woulda been home anyway. :P
Padmé: “Ahem. I’m self-employed.”
That’s what they’re calling it these days? JKJKILY. You don’t mess with a hot-headed sim. Although Padmé has yet to really show those hot-headed characteristics..
Padmé: “Want me to start now?”
Eeep. Nooouuu. Ox
Of course she’s nothing but sweet to Gateon. Everyone is. He’s irresistible. :D
Goodwin completed some opportunity thing for Amidala.. and this is her house. O_O
How she became so rich without a job I’ll never know. And she lives alone, so it’s not like she’s mooching.
Bryce was constantly rolling wishes to talk to/feel/listen to Padmé’s tummy. He’s obsessed with fatherhood.
Bryce: “What was that, baby? You love me? Aw, I love you too!”
For mastering the painting skill, city hall bestowed this ribbon onto Shiloh. Finally, an award on the wall that doesn’t belong to Goodwin.
Padmé seemed to be much calmer in labor this time around.
Padmé: “Ooh, I think it’s time.”
Padmé: “OH GOD YES IT’S TIME.
Um. Neverrrr mind.
Shiloh definitely wasn’t calm this time.
Shiloh: “AHH THIS IS TERRIBLE! I GOT SO NERVOUS FOR PADME THAT MY HEAD GOT CAUGHT IN MY THOUGHT BUBBLE! GET ME MEDICAL ATTENTION!”
How about you just follow Padmé? She’s going to the same place anyway.
Shiloh agreed, even if you can’t see either La Force woman in the windows of the fire truck.
Padmé finally emerged with a baby girl named Vermilion La Force, after Vermilion City in Pokémon Blue, Red, & Yellow. Also Leaf Green and Fire Red, but those are essentially the same things, except for the improved graphics. ANYWAY, she’s got Neurotic and Heavy Sleeper as her first two traits, and her favorites are Classical, Cobbler, and Yellow.
Vermilion’s room is all yellow and zoo-themed. :D ‘Tis adorable, yes?
Bryce went upstairs and snuggled his daughter immediately.
Bryce: “SWEET, a pink Metapod! I’ve never had a shiny Pokémon before, this RULES!”
..Or maybe he was just trying to complete his Pokédex. -_-
The next day was Vermilion’s birthday. Goodwin efficiently suffocated his granddaughter not with boobs, but with old man pit stank. I believe that’s a huge step down. Sorry Vermi. Dx
Well this is a first. A girl with boy hair. Huh. I’m so used to my femmie boys that dudish girls are a bit refreshing.
That’s tons better. (: Cuuuute little Vermi got her daddy’s hair color and eyes.
Of course, Shiloh scooped her up before Goodwin even had a chance.
Shiloh: “HEY. I called dibs.”
Not sure it works that way.
Gateon’s birthday is today as well! I aged him up a day early because one, he completed his skills early, and two, tomorrow is the twins’ birthday, and I don’t want three birthdays in one day. Onward!
Goodness, I’m gonna miss him as a toddler. D’:
BUT HEY IT’S OKAY, he grew into an even more adorable kid. (: Gateon added Athletic to his arsenal of traits.
Besides, I’ve still got adorable little Vermi to coo over. 8D
Vermilion: “Myyyy wocket chip..”
Actually, I believe that’s Yoda and Jar Jar’s rocket ship. But you can still-
Vermilion: “MY WOCKET CHIP.”
Okay okay. Jeez. |:
Despite not having the trait, Gateon is a bit of a loner. He just sits around reading books.. and just... acts like a good child. It’s weirding me out. D:
Erm.. don’t make me say it. Even in their old age, Shiloh and Goodwin are still... um, “intimate”. Which is good. But that doesn’t mean I wanna watch it. Dx
Unfortunately, Yoda DID watch it. Just like his oldest brother before him, I promised to pay for any and all therapy he may pursue.
Yoda: “MY EYES HAVE COLLAPSED INTO THEMSELVES FROM THE GRAPHICNESS OF THIS IMAGE.”
Luckily Yoda had Jar Jar there to take his mind off the traumatic events that just occurred, even if it was Jar Jar bitching about how much books suck.
Jar Jar: “I mean really, who needs ‘em? I guess you could use them as.. as shields or something, but to READ? When did READING get ANYONE ANYWHERE?”
Well, there are maps. That’s an instance where reading literally gets you.. anywhere.
Jar Jar: “STFU I DIDN’T ASK YOU.”
D: So very hostile!
Because Yoda and Jar Jar are so attached to the hip, Gateon is usually the odd one out. So he plays with his dollies. :3
Gateon: “‘Would you like some tea, Ms. Featherbottom?’ ‘Why thank you, Mr. Wicklesniffer..’”
Shiloh: “Ooh, tea party. That’s sooo creative. I tell ya, if that dollhouse were mine..”
EXCEPT IT’S NOT, so dun worry about it. :D
As for Padmé, she’s already a level 3 self-employed inventor. She’s constantly running out of scrap to use.
Padmé: “Hey, I found a little Pikachu figure! ..Who in their right mind would throw this away?”
PreggoLez. This has her fake name written all over it.
The three boys keep bringing this Krystal chick home, like almost every day. I think they’ve all got crushes on her. (:
Krystal seems to like Shiloh best. They’re already best friends. O_O And.. playing tag?
Krystal: “WHEW THAT WAS A WORKOUT. I gotta lay off the Little Debbie snacks at recess.”
Gateon doesn’t seem to care that his grandma’s playing with his little girlfriend. He’s content with his blocks. (:
Gateon: “Well duh, my blocks are- SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!”
Whatever you say.. (;
Vermilion is her brother’s little copycat. She wants to do everything Gateon does. N’aaaww. c:
But Gate’s a good sport, and even helps out with little Vermi. They’re good siblings. ^.^
It seems little boys everywhere in Twinbrook aspire to be fairies. Isn’t that right, Tink?
Tink: “HOW DARE YOU CALL ME TINK. My fairy name is Giselda, FYI.”
O_O Erm?
Back at home, it was already time for the twins to become teenagers. Is it just me, or are these kids aging faster than every other kid I’ve had in this legacy?
Yoda got Family-Oriented as his fourth trait. No hidden trait yet, sadly. |: I’m starting to think it’s an “adult only” trait. Or at least I hope so.
Oh Jar, my little Jar Jar. (:
Jar Jar got Can’t Stand Art as his fourth trait. I hate you, randomize button. D:<
Yoda didn’t turn out too bad. He reminds me of a very.. metrosexual kind of guy. He spices things up. :D
I decided no one could replace Ani no matter how much I miss him, and Jar Jar needs his own identity. So I gave him his own haircut.
Bryce? What.. is that?
Bryce: “I just learned a new recipe which caused an explosion of sim letters above my head.”
Oh okay. Just an average Tuesday in the La Force household.
Bryce: “YESSSSSSS.”
This is where the chapter comes to a slightly uneventful close.
Bryce: “UNEVENTFUL?! I just learned how to make COOKIES!” D:<
Cookies are Bryce’s favorite food. -_- Anyway. BRING ON THE OBNOXIOUS QUESTIONS!
-Will Shiloh and Goodwin ever stop going for each other’s throats every time there’s a toddler within a three-foot radius?
-Will the twins ever get those damned hidden traits (which is the reason they exist)?
-Which will happen first: the twins’ graduation from high school or the death of either Shiloh or Goodwin? Both are imperative if there are to be any more children for this generation. :P
-Finally, could Ani possibly make an appearance after one of the previous happens..? :D
I hope so. Next time! Comments, you know I love you. <3