The La Force Legacy: Generation 2, Ch. 1
HOLY SHIZZ GENERATION TWO.
:D
I don't know why I don't have anything else to say.
Maybe I'm hungry. Mhhhmmmm.
Just read it, mmmkay.
Drugs are baad. Mmkay.
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IN LE PREVIOUS CHAPTERRR:
Amidala and the triplets moved out.
Padmé’s (now) boyfriend, Bryce, moved in.
R2-D2 the fish died. D:
And Shiloh puked. Fun stuff.
Also, the previous chapter was the last chapter for generation one. So that makes this the first chapter for generation two! YAYCONFETTI.
Oh yeah, and the heiress was chosen. Hey Padmé.
Padmé: “..Hey?”
Padmé, being the nice girlfriend she is, ran over to the bookstore and bought Bryce a cookbook, and an inventing skill book for herself. I’m starting both of them on their LTW’s as early as possible, ‘cause I want someone to actually complete theirs this generation. :D
Bryce: *creeps out of the corner of eye* “Dang, Padmé’s hot.”
Padmé: *does the same* “Dang, Bryce is hot.”
Jesus. The sexual tension between you two is unbelievable. -_- And right in front of Shiloh, nonetheless.
Bryce: “I’m just looking at her!”
But you’re undressing her with your eyes. Dx
Looks like my suspicions have been confirmed. Shiloh spun into maternity wear for the last time today. (‘:
Later in the evening, Bryce took Padmé to the dump. Romantic, right?
Well, if you’re an aspiring inventor like Padmé, it is.
Bryce: “Hold on. Give me two seconds- one for each finger I’m holding up.”
Padmé: “What is it, Bryce? Kneeling does not compute.”
Sometimes I think of Padmé as a bit robot-like, because she’s so much more focused on the logical aspect of life to even notice the emotional part. It’s cute.
Bryce: “Marry me?”
Padmé: “Of course.”
Shiloh completed Padmé’s portrait today. It’s perrrrdy. <3
It’s been really nice having Bryce live in the La Force household, him being a natural cook and all. I love how sims look so completely lost while they make waffles.
Bryce: “So I.. put them in the pan?”
Yes.
Bryce: “And I turn on the oven?”
Yes.
Bryce: “And... I put them in the oven?”
Yes.
Bryce: “And then what?”
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About this painting- it’s a “brilliant painting”. So Shiloh essentially scribbled all over the page and it’s worth $591. O_O Wish I could sell my scribbles for hundreds of dollars.
Anakin: “Dude. Clean up after yourself once in a while, huh?”
Anakin literally ‘asked Bryce to clean up’ like three times in a row. I think it’s because Ani knows Bryce is a slob and just wants to piss him off. (:<
Bryce watches the cooking channel and Padmé and Shiloh often support him by watching together.
..Though I think Bryce has just discovered his skill bar thing.
Bryce: “What.. the hell... ARE YOU?!!??!”
lol, Shiloh and Padmé don’t even care.
Goodwin finally reached the top of the firefighter career. That little medal on the wall proves it.
And, I finally got to making Bryce and Padmé’s room. Blue & Green- their favorite colors.
Padmé’s workbench is in there for the time being, just until we have enough to make her a workspace or something.
Shiloh went into labor that night, in the backyard.
Shiloh: “JESUS I FORGOT HOW MUCH THIS HURTS.”
Crap. Multiples. -_-
By the look on Shiloh’s face, I think she shares my sentiments about the twins. I was hoping for just one. One kid to get a hidden trait now that Goodwin’s the Fire Chief. Anyway, this is Yoda La Force. His traits are Loner and Good, and his favorites are French, Stu Surprise, and Hot Pink. Yes. Hot Pink.
And here’s Jar Jar La Force, who is both Absent-Minded and Evil. His favorites are Indie, Stu Surprise, and Blue.
Anakin, who is now a Thug (which I guess explains the zebra print shirt?), was instantly drawn to his little brother, Jar Jar. They had something in common.
They were both despicably evil.
Right to their cores. But they’re so cute. (‘:
Anakin took this as a sign to leave. He had to make room for the children that Padmé and Bryce would produce, but knowing that Jar Jar would carry on the evilness of the family comforted him. He promised he’d visit as often as possible.
I missed his wave. ): BYE ANI, I LOVE AND MISS YOU ALREADY! D’;
Anakin: “You’ll see me again. It may be me robbing this house, but you’ll see me again.”
D’; Oh Ani, you were always so sweet. )’:
With the way Bryce acts toward his brothers-in-law, you’d think they were his own children. He’s gonna be a good daddy. (‘:
After Ani left, I tore down the wall between his old room and Padmé’s old room to make one giant room for the twins. Of course, Shiloh’s gift to Anakin still hangs on the wall.
Birthday time for the twins. Yoda, the older twin, was first.
I can already tell he’s gonna be a little copy of his father.
Next was Jar Jar.
KLJSDFHKA;JHSDFK BROWN HAIR. ANI JUNIOR? :DDD Aw sheeeet. I’m already favoring one of the twins. D: SOMEBODY STOP ME.
Yoda got a very hot pink makeover.
And I guess I forgot to take a better picture of Jar Jar. /: Anyway. He reminds me so much of Anakin at that age that I gave him the same haircut. I couldn’t resist. <3
Anyway, getting back on track. Shiloh’s such a good mom. She plays just as hard as the kiddies do.
Lolz I love how Bryce is the one picking up all the toys while Shi & Jar keep playing. <3 So cute.
The big night soon came- Padmé and Bryce’s wedding. All family members were invited.
Anakin: “Hey Dad. Jesus Christ, I am not cut out for these things...”
Ani does look pretty awkward in his leather jacket, standing next to his dad’s tux.
/End romantic picspam with Amidala creeping on her sister? Weird.
The two still couldn’t keep their hands off each other when they got home- so they brought it to the bed. ;D
And did what newlyweds do. Have the secks. <3
Huh, this is a familiar sight. The infamous toddler tag-team returns! :D
Yoda: “NEED FOOD I DO.”
Yoda: “You wanna holda bunnie?”
Yoda: “Well hold bunnie, you can’t. Mines it is.”
Padmé was a big help with her brothers. It was good practice for what was to come.
Goodwin’s final birthday had arrived. Jeez, I was waiting for someone to get wrinkly! Which is sad, because usually everyone dreads that. I just feel like they’d been adults for so long. -_-
Goodwin: “I’m gonna be wrinkly! SCORE! Hell to the yes!”
..I’ve never seen someone so excited to get old. .__.
I think Goodwin aged surprisingly well. He’ll be a good grandpa-like old guy.
After a quick makeover he was definitely grandpa material.
Goodwin also received his last award today- the key to the city. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Goodwin took this time to retire. He’d reached the top of the firefighter career and thought now was a good time to enjoy his golden years. And, HOLYSHEET, his retirement pension is $7,424. O_O Yeah.
Padmé applauded her father’s years of hard work. Plus she looked forward to Grandpa La Force helping out with her young’ins.
Okay. Just let me try to wrap my head around this. Shiloh -for whatever reason- decided now was the time to protest.
Shiloh: “Retire- save a yeti! RETIRE AND SAVE THE YETIS!”
I love you so much, Shiloh La Force. (‘:
To make things even weirder, Jar Jar decided to become all elasticy and congratulate his father. EEESH HIS FINGERS. They look like claws. Dx
Jar Jar: “YEY DADDIE. I big like you nowww!”
Goodwin: “My son.. is possessed... by the devil.” O_O
Aww, he’s like a little copy of Anakin already. (‘: I MISS YOU ANI WAH. D’:
Bryce: “HECKA YEAH I’M MARRIED. YEEAHAAH!”
Generation spazz. That’s the title of this generation. -_-
Padmé and Bryce continued to develop their skills while Shiloh continued to paint, long after she’d mastered the painting skill.
She just finished a portrait of Bryce, and hung it right next to Padmé’s.
Bryce: “Your skill bar... it fascinates me.”
You and your skill bars.. Jesus.
Padmé woke up later that night to discover that she’s pregnant! Chyes, generation three is in her belly. And she’s wearing one of Shiloh’s shirts, n’aww.
Shiloh: “YOU CALLIN’ ME FAT?”
She approached Bryce immediately the next morning.
Padmé: “Bryce.. you better break out the baby bottles.”
Bryce: “You mean high chairs?”
Padmé: “No.. I mean baby bottles.”
Padmé: “I’m pregnant!”
Being a family man, Bryce was ecstatic. He wanted to know everything there was to know about the little life growing inside his wife.
They’re ridiculously cute parents-to-be. Padmé wants a boy while Bryce wants a girl. (:
Next on Padmé’s ‘List of People to Tell’ was her mother. Shi’s gonna be a grandma. (‘:
Naturally, Shiloh couldn’t have been more excited. She knew all about babies -hell, she had eight of them- and promised to be there for her every step of the way.
Goodwin: “So, you knocked up my baby girl?”
Bryce: “Um.. yes, sir? She is my wife.”
Goodwin: “I know. You’ll do a good job.”
Bryce: “Thank you, sir.”
Goodwin: “Of course if you don’t, I haven’t forgotten my promise to chop your balls off.”
Bryce: “Neither have I, sir.” *slowly scoots away*
With a baby on the way, I decided it was a good time for Bryce to get a job. He joined the culinary career as a kitchen scullion.
Life went on as it so often does. Now THAT sounded like a bad line in a cheesy country song. :D Goodwin taught Jar Jar how to walk.
Shiloh scribbled her thousand-dollar scribbles.
And Padmé started inventing. Oh yes! Padmé also registered as a self-employed inventor. I don’t know how safe that is to do while pregnant.
Padmé: “Everything’s safe in the name of science!”
She invented this cute little thing. I wanted to name him Growlithe but they wouldn’t let me. ): We had to sell it though anyway, in order for her to move up in the inventor career.
Whoa. Looks like Shi’s done with the scribbles. O_O I bet if we compared this to her first painting we’d have a good laugh. XD
Shiloh: “Yep. And it only took me.. what, like, twenty years to master this stupid skill?”
Sounds about right.
Shiloh: “Well that wasn’t a total waste of my life or anything.”
OKAY SO GET THIS.
You know how I said the lot the La Forces live on used to be a dump, and random, broken objects just appear in the backyard?
Objects that AREN’T BROKEN are starting to materialize on the lawn.
So we keep them. ^_^ This nice bookshelf showed up today.
It’s cute to see the two women of the house paint together. (: Even if one is significantly better than the other.
Bryce: “YEAH PADME, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!” *snicker*
Padmé: “Yeah okay. HOW ABOUT YOU STAY THERE, BRYCE?”
Bryce: *stares down at pancake batter defensively* “JUST BECAUSE I’M A BETTER COOK THEN YOU.. doesn’t mean anything.” ):
Those two. I swear.
I put some of the family’s hard-earned money towards a computer. Hopefully this way Shiloh cam complete her LTW.
Padmé went into labor shortly afterwards. How ya holding up, Pad?
Padmé: “AGAAAHSGDKJDFA;‘JSDFL PAIN. Let’s just say I have a newfound respect for my mother.”
Bryce: “HOLY CANOLI! AAAAH! AHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
Padmé: “‘Holy Canoli’? I think someone’s been playing a little too much Super Mario 64.”
Bryce: “THAT'S STEREOTYPICAL RACSIM! AND I CAN’T HELP IT! IT’S A SUPER ADDICTIVE GAME! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
Husbands are totally useless while their women give birth. -_-
Bryce: *yawn* “Well I’ve had a full day, time for bed!”
Love how quickly they get bored, too. ¬_¬
Padmé: “GO! BABY!” *Pokéball falls out from between legs and a baby emerges from the capsule*
Wouldn’t it be sweet if giving birth actually worked that way? (x
As promised, this generation’s theme will be Pokémon. But see, Pokémon has such a wide array of subjects that I decided the name theme will be more specific. It’s gonna be town and city names from all four generations of the Pokémon video games, including the Gamecube ones. Well, now that that’s been explained...
Meet Gateon La Force, who is both Perceptive and Eccentric. His favorites include Chinese, Cobbler, and Purple. He was named after Gateon Port in Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness.
Welp, that’s it for the chapter. Hope the first chapter of generation two didn’t disappoint. HAYLOOK, questions to pester you with!
-Will Bryce ever get used the strange, floating skill bars that frequently hover over his head?
-Can Jar Jar be awesome enough to fill Anakin’s evil shoes?
-Will Goodwin do good (lol) on his promise to rid Bryce of his babymakers? (Let’s hope not, Padmé kinda needs those :P)
-WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE YETIS?!
All this and more on the next episode of The La Force Legacy. Comments make your parents love you more are adored and appreciated. <3 (: Thankya!