The La Force Legacy: Generation 6, Ch. 4
WARNINGS: Language, adult themes, and lots of sad.
IN THE LAST EVER-SO MAJESTIC EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Saria became pregnant again and gave birth to twin girls, Uhura and Nyota. Rogue fired the La Force family maid because all he ever did was dance. J.T. became a child and started harassing his poor grandfather. Saria fell pregnant once more, and also found a unicorn. Proceed!
We begin this chapter with J.T. being a terror, as per usual.
J.T.: "Well, I certainly put that sandcastle in its place. Hah!"
I installed Showtime at this point, and Rogue was getting stir crazy so I sent her down to the karaoke bar. Looks like she's got a fan.
Rogue: ♪ ♫ "I got them moooOOoOoOooOoves like Jagger..." ♫ ♪
Fan: "OMGZ LYKE THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
Eeep, time for baby number four!
Meet Spock La Force, the fourth and final child of Generation Seven. He's a Clumsy Light Sleeper who likes Hip Hop, Vegetarian Grilled Salmon, and the color Red.
I aged him up right away because I suck at waiting. He's so cuuuute agh.
The twins had their birthdays as well. Uhura gained Snob for her third trait, making her a disciplined but hydrophobic snob.
Nyota gained Light Sleeper, making her an athletic light sleeper who also happens to be a hydrophobe.
Uhura, your adorable is showing. ♥
You'd think that because they're twins, Nyota and Uhura would do everything together. But Nyota actually spends more time with J.T. than she does with her sister. Maybe it's a ginger thing?
Nyota: "Man, I'm outta shape! I really gotta lay off Grandma's cupcakes, good lord."
J.T.: "Dude. You're eight."
Saria and Septimus had their Adult birthdays, but both still look fabulous in my opinion.
You know, J.T.'s actually pretty adorable for a little monster.
Puck: "Rogue, dear, I'm starting to feel a little under the weather..."
;____________;
Rogue: "Oh... oh no, Puck.."
;___________________________;
grim!Anakin: "Come, Puck. It's time to go."
Puck: "Please, sir, let me live! I know you were a part of this family once.. when you were human. Have mercy, please! Please, let me stay with my family..."
grim!Anakin: "I think you know the answer to that, Puck. I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. Now come, it is time to leave this place."
R.I.P. Puck La Force, age 100.
Puck was a good sim, didn't complain much. He was a good husband and father, and brought some variety to the La Force gene pool, and for that I am grateful. I know I always say this, but it's true: he will be missed.
Needless to say, Rogue was absolutely torn up by her husband's death. She didn't do anything but cry for days.
Saria had her own way of handling her father's death.
Saria: "GODDAMNIT DAD, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DIE?! Fucking hell, I miss you..."
J.T. aged up the next day, making me even sadder about Puck's death. He looks almost exactly like his mother, who looks almost exactly like Puck. J.T.'s resemblence to his grandfather is so uncanny that I find myself almost calling him Puck in my head while writing chapters. Anyway, his fourth trait is Eccentric, making him a neurotic athlete who also happens to be both mean-spirited and eccentric.
Saria heard that a new family with a daughter (mielekat) about J.T.'s age had just moved in town, and being the super annoying mother she is (J.T.'s words, not mine), she sent J.T. over there to make her feel welcome in the neighborhood.
J.T.: "Hi. Um. This is gonna sound so lame, but my mom heard your family just moved here, so she sent me over to say hi. I guess. I'm J.T."
Dakota: "Nice to meet you J.T., I'm Dakota. It was nice of your mom to send you over, I don't know anybody here so it'll be nice to see a familiar face when I start school tomorrow."
J.T.: "Right. So, uh... what do you like to do for fun?"
Dakota: "Well, I'm really into conspiracy theories so I do a lot of looking up that kind of stuff on the internet. Did you know that politicians don't actually care about our well-being, and they just want our cash?"
J.T.: "Ooo..kay. That's more like an actual fact rather than a conspiracy theory, but alright. You know, you're kind of crazy. I like that."
J.T.: "Now, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but my birthday's today and I just turned sixteen. So once I learn how to drive, I can take you places! Like the movie theatre, or the library, or..."
J.T.'s Hormones: "Or some other place I can put the moves on you I mean what who said that?"
Dakota: "Sure, that sounds like fun!"
Aw, their signs are compatible. c:
J.T.: "I don't want to be too forward, but my grandpa just died. Do you mind if I sob quitely into your braid for a few minutes?"
Dakota: "Um. Okay. Whatever makes you feel better."
J.T.: "Now you're braid's all wet! Jesus, CAN I DO ANYTHING RIGHT? ... Three, two, one..."
J.T.: "Aaaaaand I'm over it! Sorry about that."
Dakota: "No problem J.T., I really like you. We just met, but it feels like we have a lot in common already."
Seriously. You guys deserve each other.
So I guess J.T. just walks around with a bouquet of flowers in his back pocket? Alllllllrighty then.
Dakota liked them though, so it's all good.
That bouquet of flowers led to some serious flirting. I'm not even going to elaborate on what Dakota seems to be implying here. xD
J.T.: "Damn, girl. I think I love you."
J.T.'s cousin (I think she's related to Stark in some way) showed up out of nowhere and just stood around awkwardly while J.T. and Dakota flirted. After that, she plopped down on Dakota's front lawn and did her homework. Crazy kids these days.
J.T.'s flirting face. I approve.
J.T.: "So Dakota, I know I'm basically a big angry loser who freaks out over everything, but... I really like you. Will you be my girlfriend?"
Dakota: "I'd love to, J.T."
♥
Stargazing spam time~
/end spam~
Dakota: "Well, it's getting late, I guess I better go inside. See you tomorrow at school, J.T.!"
J.T.: "Yup, see ya Dakota!"
J.T.: "Damn, I really like this girl..."
J.T.: "So I'm gonna kick over her trash can to show her just how special she is to me! Haha!"
Looks like a certain somebody's in love. ♥
J.T.: "HA! And you STAY down."
He then went home to check the sinks...
...and destroy a few more sandcastles. Apparently a mean-spirited neurotic's work is never done.
The twins both have IFs, but quite frankly I'm a little sick of them so I probably won't let them become real. *kanye shrug*
Spock aged up again, this time adding Snob to his arsenal of traits. He's now a clumsy, light-sleeping snob.
J.T.: "Hey Dakota! I've got a little date planned for us today, so if you're not busy- no, I don't have my license yet, christ, my birthday was yesterday! Anyway, I thought we could take a cab down to the new karaoke bar in town, since I know girls like that kind of stuff. Okay, see you in a bit!"
Dakota: "This is such a fun idea, J.T.! Ooh, I love this song!"
J.T.: "Oh god, what the ever-loving balls have I gotten myself into..."
J.T.: ♪ ♫ "Uh... don't go breakin' my heart." ♫ ♪
Dakota: ♪ ♫ "I couldn't if I tried!" ♫ ♪
J.T.: ♪ ♫ "Oh honey, if I get restless.." ♫ ♪
Dakota: ♪ ♫ "Baby, you're not that kind." ♫ ♪
I love Dakota's extravagant karaoke gestures, hah. (x
Dakota+J.T.: ♪ ♫ "Oooh oooh! Nobody knows it, nobody knows it." ♫ ♪
J.T.: Oh god, I am socially dead if somebody I know sees me here.
Back home, Dalek became an old cat. Still adorable tbh. ♥
Wait. Navi? Why did the camera zoom in on you all of a sudden? D:
;______________; MOTHERFUCKER I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS.
grim!Anakin: "C'mon kitty, get the mouse of death! I've got a nice little place for you in my quarters, I always wanted a cat."
;______; Bye Navi, I'll miss you. <3
Because after the family pet dies, the logical thing to do is to gather round for a scary story.
J.T.: "Christ kid, for a ten year old, you're pretty messed up."
Septimus: "Yup, definitely sleeping with the lights on tonight."
Rogue: "I'm sorry, it's just- you guys are such pussies. I can't." *snorts*
In order to adopt that unicorn from the last chapter, Saria'll need to up her "wildlife skill". So I sent her out to befriend some animals. Saria wasn't exactly thrilled about this.
Saria: "Look at you. You're huge. You could devour my entire hand if you wanted to. ...Please don't do that."
The twins had their birthday again. I was so focused on J.T. that I didn't really spend much time on them. :/ Ah well, it'll be easier now that they're teens. Uhura's fourth trait is Charismatic, making her a disciplined, hydrophobic snob who also happens to be charismatic.
Nyota's fourth trait is Cat Person, making her a hydrophobic light sleeper who also happens to be an athletic cat person. The kids have such silly trait combinations this gen.
That brings us to the end of this chapter. Next time:
• Loads of teenage hormones
• That's actually pretty much it
• Oh and another birthday
• Maybe an heir poll?
• We'll see?
Thanks for reading! <3