The La Force Legacy: Generation 1, Ch. 7
IknowIposttoooftenBLEH. I can't help it. I get excited. 8D
Also, YAY FOR MOAR BANDWIDTH. :DDD Photobucket said I can haz.
Anyway. Adult content, swearing, yada yada yada.
ANOTHER WARNING:
This turned out to be an unintentionally "Anakin-heavy" chapter.
Though I know most of you probably won't mind. I know I ain't complainin'. ;D
ON WITH THE SHOW, YES?
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Hello all! In the last chapter, the triplets were born and raised up until childhood, and the twins became teenagers. Speaking of which, Amidala thought it was a brilliant idea to bring home this...ugh, this beast of a man.
Amidala: “Aww, but I like him..”
Aww, but HE’S GOT ELEPHANT EARS. You can be friends. I don’t want no trout-mouthed, elephant-eared babies running around here. |:
Oh, and Shiloh became a full-blown adult in the last chapter as well. So I gave her a new geeky shirt. :3
Shiloh: *happy dances in geek shirt*
Han: “I HATE QUILL PENS GAH.”
Mace: “Whoa bro, chill!”
Padmé: “Ami, what did you put for number four? I put ‘frying pan’.”
Amidala: “Pshh, hell if I know. But I do know it’s definitely not ‘desk’.”
Such an interesting group of kids living under one roof.
In light of half of the children being old enough to go out on their own, I sent the eldest three to Twinbrook Town Center to scope out potential future spouses, and to just chill and be teenagers. Lol Anakin, I can’t see you.
Anakin: “Yeah. I call shotgun next time.”
Anakin: “Hello world, we’re the La Force kids. And we’re here to FUCK SHIT UP.”
Padmé: “..What he said.”
Amidala: “I’m just here because that’s what the strange voice coming from nowhere directed us to do.”
Anakin: “Ami... no. Don’t talk.”
Anakin: “GOTCHA.”
Anakin.. what’d you just kill?
Anakin: “A butterfly. I hate those nasty little shits.”
D’: Butbutbut! Butterflies are perdy!
Anakin: “Exactly. It’s gross.”
Anakin: “DON’T FUCKIN’ JUDGE.”
Amidala decided she had to be the straightforward one and speak to one of the townies. One of the extremely ancient townies, by the way.
Amidala: “So Becky was all, ‘NUH UH’, and I was all, ‘UH HUH’ and she was all ‘NO WAY’ and I was all ‘OHMIGAWD YES WAY’ and she was like ‘SHUT UP’ and I was like ‘NO’ and she was like...”
PedoPolice: “Mhmm. Yeah. Uh huh.” *stares at teenage boobulars*
Sadly, this seemed to be the only teenage boy there besides Anakin. :/ I’m not having very good luck with finding decent looking townies in Twinbrook.
Padmé didn’t really mind the lack of boys. She was far more interested in the swings.
Padmé: “SWING!”
You are so much like your mother, I swear. (‘:
Padmé makes faces like this a lot. I just pretend she’s having intense nerd epiphanies in her head. :P
Padmé: “If I had to choose one starter, out of all four generations of Pokémon, which one would I pick? Hmm. That’s so very difficult. I’ve always loved Bulbasaur, but then there’s Cyndaquil.. not to mention Mudkip, or Piplup...”
But then Notzo Curious had to creep on her.
Padmé: “God, this is so difficult! It’s like trying to choose between.. babies or something. Oh, I dunno...”
Luckily she’s pretty oblivious. :P
Also lucky (for Padmé, not Notzo), Anakin decided to join his younger sister on the swings.
Anakin: “Padmé’s got the right idea. Swings rule. People drool. Oh, and I’ll kick that Notzo kid’s ass if he even gets near my baby sister.”
Yeah! He wouldn’t stand a chance against a perceptively insane evil eccentric. (:<
Anakin: “Do you think I should get a mask, Pad? Y’know, in case I have to kill Notzo and run from the police.”
Padmé: “As creepy as Notzo is, I would really prefer it if you didn’t kill him, Ani.”
Anakin: “Humpf. You good sims, I swear..”
PedoPolice: “Don’t mind me little lady, it seems the criminal has left a very.. “important” piece of evidence right on your right breast! Ah yes, I’ll just need to examine it for a few more hours..”
OHKAY YEAH. We’re leaving. Get in the cab, Amidala.
Amidala rolled the want to go to the pool, so I sent them their for a while.
Anakin: “I distinctly recall calling ‘shotgun’ last time. But whatev.”
Sadly, there didn’t seem to be many potential spouses at the pool either. |: Just old people and a teenage girl who looked like an old lady.
Anakin decided to try to be productive and fish. Though I’m not sure you’ll catch many fish here, Ani.
Anakin: “Hold on. You just gotta be patient.”
Amidala looked happy to be at the pool. Padmé just untrustingly glared at the water.
Padmé: “I think I’ll just watch Ani fish, if that’s okay..”
Amidala: “Oh come on Pad! Don’t be a PARTY POOPER.”
Ooh PARTY POOPER. The king diss among peasant disses.
Padmé: “Alright...”
Padmé: “Um. How do I.. look?”
CUUUTE. ;D Now if only there were some teenage simmie boys here to drool over you. -_-
Amidala: “What about me?”
Oh. Yeah. You too. Really!
Anakin: *The ‘You-Are-Full-Of-So-Much-Bullshit-By-Saying-That’ Look*
Jesus. I SAID REALLY. REALLY! >.<
The twins pretty much sat in the pool and thought about each other for the whole time. SO I figured it was time to get back home.
Who is this unfortunate looking specimen, you may ask? WELL I’LL TELL YOU.
So I was doing some last minute potential future spouse scoping in random public places and came across EZRA LA FORCE.
That’s right, Goodwin’s (now teenage) son with PreggoLez! SCANDAL!
I was gonna stop the cab and have the kids talk to him, but they were all kind of dying.
I promise we will meet again, Ezra La Force (lol, why he got Shiloh’s last name is beyond me).
Anakin? You’re still at the pool? The girls already left-
Anakin: “I know. I caught a fish.”
You did WHAT HUH WHERE?!
Anakin: “I caught a minnow. Just like I said I would.”
HA. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Holy shit. O_O Crazy Ani was right! That has never happened to me before! And I’ve had quite the lot of insane sims, let me tell you.
Luke was the first to feed little R2-D2 La Force (YES, even the fish shall have Star Wars themed names :D). N’awwww.
Shiloh’s starting to paint portraits of everyone in the family. Goodwin first, since he’s her husband and all.
I’m not proud of it, but lately I think I’ve been treating the triplets a bit like maids. x: They clean everything.
Padmé: “Mace, can I complain to you about how embarrassed I am?”
Mace: “Um, well..”
Padmé: “Thanks, you’re the best little brother in the world. Alright. Well, today Anakin walked in on me talking a shower. Like right as I was stepping out. As in, I was full on NAKED. I mean, he could have at least knocked or something...”
Mace: “I could have gone a lifetime without knowing that.”
MMMMMMMMH TIME FOR ANI TO AGE UUUUP! ;D
Lookit, he’s got his mommy’s nerdy smile. (:
Anakin: “Hmm, what to wish for on my eighteenth birthday.. Porn? No. Cigarettes? No. The right to vote? Nah. To become the emperor of evil? HELL YES.”
Missed the sparkles again. |: Ah well. GET OFF MAH ANI, YOU FUG HAIR YOU. D:<
MMMMM OH BABY! ;D Ahem. Excuse my cat calls. I present to you young adult Anakin La Force. His fifth and final trait is Heavy Sleeper, and his LTW (just as he wished for) is to become the Emperor of Evil.
Sha na na na, sha na na na na GET A JOB. I don’t think you’ll find an opening in the criminal career in the local newspaper.
Anakin: “Watch me.”
Well, it can’t be that easy..
Anakin: “I got a job in the criminal career. I’m officially a decoy.”
Huh. I guess it is that easy.
Anakin then proceeded to call his boss (whose name escapes me at the moment) and chat with him. I think Ani’s got a man crush. (;
Anakin: “And I think youuu are an ass. Oh no, not you sir! Just this voice in my head.”
The family seems to be really talkative these days. The La Forces are not known to be social beings.
Padmé: “You could be a star, Han. With your name written in cement and everything!”
Goodwin: “And that, my sun, is why you always take your steroids. They make you run super fast.”
Ahahah this doesn’t look good. Anakin once again finds entertainment in his favorite triplet.
X’D ANI’S FAAAAACE! He looks so happy. <3
That’s his ‘Look-Into-My-Gorgeous-Doe-Eyes-You-Know-You-Want-This’ look. He’s got many looks. :P
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHLSKDJAF’LSJD! Link! :D I decided Twinbrook could stand to become an ounce cooler and added my version of Link from The Legend Of Zelda. Sadly he’s missing his hat (because I can’t find any CC remotely close), and his sword and shield as well. We’ll just say he left them at home. I may make him a Princess Zelda soon, too. (8
Anakin..? Whatcha looking at?
Anakin: “Mom’s painting of Dad.”
It’s nice, right?
Anakin: “Yeah.. *snicker* She made him look so gay.”
o_- You know I love you Ani, but sometimes I.. Never mind.
So-called “gay paintings” aside, Shiloh is seriously starting to paint some really awesome things.
Anakin: “This is your mouth when you see me. Your jaw drops from my utter sexiness.”
Anakin: “No no, don’t deny it girl. I see the way you look at me through your computer screen. And I gotta say..”
Anakin: “I AIN’T INTERESTED. GET YOUR ASS OFF MY LAWN.”
Anakin: “That’s right, leave! Get outta here before I FIRE-BEND YOUR ASS OUT. I’ll do it too.”
He will.
Random, but: A rare hug between father and son. Ever since Anakin was a teenager Goodwin just sort of avoided him, so I thought it was sweet when he finally showed him some compassion as a young adult. I dunno, I’m sappy sometimes. :’D
Shiloh: “The only advice I have to give you now Ani, is stay away from those yetis. They’ll eatcha. They’re so sensitive about what you say about them.”
Anakin: “Um, thanks Mom. Good.. advice?”
Now that Anakin wasn’t attending school anymore, Padmé inherited the position of “Coolest Kid On The Bus”, and didn’t quite know what to do with it.
Han: “It’s true. That title should belong to ME.”
Padmé: “Take it, seriously. I don’t want it.” *hides*
Amidala: “I want it..”
Poor Ami. D:
How fitting. Anakin leaves for work with an evil smirk on his face. (:<
With Goodwin still working as a fireman, Anakin off at his new “mysterious” job, and the rest of the kids at school, Shiloh had the house to herself for the first time in ages.
Shiloh: “Fine by me. More time to paint my ninjas.”
SO, Anakin got arrested. In his formal wear. -_- Dumbass.
Anakin: “I’m gonna take a wild shot in the dark and guess that you’ve never been with a bad boy before.” *flips hair seductively*
OfficerNaughty: “Shut it, La Force.”
Anakin: “Ooh, you’re assertive. I like that.”
Back at home, it’s time for the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Erm, I’ve been waiting for it.. Baha. The triplets’ birthday! As always, Luke was first to age up.
And he received Workaholic as his fourth trait. Lol@Padmé’s huge mouth behind him.
Next was Han, as usual. Poor kid looks terrified. XD
Han: “Um.. I feel funny down there...”
His fourth trait is Perfectionist.
Aaaand Mace.
He received Schmoozer as his fourth trait.
Luke post-makeover. He’s really starting to remind me a lot of Goodwin.
Han is too, since he and Luke are virtually identical. :P
And then there’s Mace. I think the triplets all grew up pretty nicely. (:
Well, it looks like all the kids in the household are all teenagers and up, and hopefully you know what that means! GENERATION 2 HEIR POLL. :D
Will it be Anakin La Force, the heavily-sleeping, perceptive, insane, evil eccentric who enjoys roots music, spaghetti, and spice brown and strives to become the emperor of evil?
Or will it be Padmé La Force, the good, artistic, hot-headed genius who likes french music, egg rolls, and the color green? Her LTW has yet to be decided.
Will you choose Amidala La Force, the excitable, inappropriate heavy sleeper with a good sense of humor who appreciates latin music, stir-fry, and grey? Her LTW has yet to be decided.
Will you pick Luke La Force, the good, eccentric, neurotic workaholic who loves roots music, fish and chips, and spice brown? His LTW has yet to be decided.
What about Han La Force, the excitable, inappropriate, perfectionist slob whose favorite things include pop music, peanut butter and jelly, and the color red. His LTW has yet to be decided.
Or will it be Mace La Force, the brave, good, schmoozing light sleeper who prefers roots music, sushi, and lime green? His LTW has yet to be decided.
Head on over to this post to cast your votes! I'm really excited to see who you all pick. :D