The La Force Legacy: Generation 6, Ch. 1
Just wanted to give a quick thank you to whoever submitted that wonderfully nice secret about my legacies over at simsecret the other day! That was so sweet and it absolutely made my night, thank you so much! <3 (:
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WARNINGS: Language, adult themes, and an abundance of male dancers.
IN THE LAST VERY VERY SHORT EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Rogue payed Stark a visit and the two of them had a little brother-sister moment. Zelda and Devin (randuhh) made their relationship official, as did Saria and Septimus, and as did Link and Penelope. The triplets had their birthdays and graduated. Adrienne passed on. An heir poll was had. Onward!
We begin this chapter with the results of the heir poll. Zelda, as you all know, came in third with five votes. But she’s cool with that.
Zelda: “Yes, I’m cool with it! Now can I stop posing for the camera so I can finally call Devin?”
You crazy kids with your love and whatnot.
But yes, she did invite a newly aged up Devin over. Sorry about your bby being in legacy hair, randuhh. I don’t have Mastercontroller or anything (and I didn’t think to put in a stylist mirror because I’m a scatterbrained moron) so he’s stuck with it for now. :/
Needless to say, they picked up right where they left off.
Zelda: “Devin, I love you so, so much. Now excuse me while I clasp my hands together to make a little black box materialize in my hands.”
Zelda: “Will you do me the honor of becoming Mr. Devin La Force?”
Devin: “Oh my go- Wait. Mr. Devin La Force? What’s wrong with you becoming Mrs. Zelda Keller?”
Devin: “I think we need to talk about this, Zelda. I’m a little upset that you won’t even consider taking my last name.”
Zelda: “But.. but... my last name rules!” *wibble*
Zelda: “Please, Devin. Hear me out. The La Force name has been taken on by men for generations. My great great great grandmother Shiloh started it all with her husband back in Twinbrook! He didn’t have a problem with taking her name. He loved her, and that was all that mattered to him.”
Devin: “You know I love you, Zelda. I guess I just need some time to think about it. I know my mom is expecting Keller grandkids... but we can talk about it.”
Zelda: “Thank you.”
And by “talk about about it”, they meant “totally forget about the subject and have sex instead”. Okay.
Zelda: “What do you say now, Devin? Will you take my last name?”
I C WAT U DID THAR. Bribing him with your lady parts. Nice.
Devin: “Just call me Mr. La Force!”
Works every time. (;
And so the happy little couple had a happy little private wedding. ♥
Zelda: “Bye everyone! Mr. La Force and I are leaving to start a life of our own. We’ll visit often, I promise!”
Devin: “..I can’t believe I just got talked into becoming a La Force.”
“Talked”. Also, ‘I can’t believe I just got talked into becoming a La Force’ is basically the universal motto for all past, present, and future spouses that marry into this family. They should make t-shirts that say that.
Anyway, getting on with the results of the poll. Link came in second with six vo-
Link: “Yeah, yeah, they know, they’ve seen the poll. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m inviting my future wife over so I can impregnate her and then move out.”
You certainly know the drill, then.
Link: “Penelope, you’re here! Now take me. Carry me upstairs and lay me down and ravish me.”
brb, forever lol’ing at this picture.
And then they both fell asleep as soon as they reached Link’s bed. Bahaha.
The next morning...
Penelope: “Shit, I’m late for my paper route!”
*waits a few sim!hours before inviting Penelope back over*
Link: “Ah, Penelope, you’re back!”
Penelope: “Because you invited me over..?”
Link: “Right, right. I’ve got something to ask you.”
Link: “Marry me, Penelope?”
Penelope: *is forever squee-ing*
Link: “I’ll take that as a yes.”
Link: “Alright, bye Penelope! I’m moving out now, so I guess I’ll see you around or something?”
Penelope: “Um, no, Link, sweetie. I’m coming with you. I’m your wife, remember?”
Link: “Oh yeah, that happened! Well come on then, let’s go!”
Good luck Penelope, he’s yours now. You poor thing. xD
Oh yeah, and Puck had a birthday sometime around while Link was getting it on with Penelope. Thought you’d like to know.
And so, by process of elimination (also the fact that the poll results have been on my journal for weeks), I’m sure you’ve figured out by now that Saria is our heiress! She’s already started to redecorate, and I’m liking the way things are looking so far.
Saria: “Yes, Septimus? Get your adorable tush over to my place ASAP.”
Navi: I'll be exiting the room now...
Saria: “Hey Sep, you should move in with me. Because you’re sexy and grumpy and those are my favorite personality traits.”
Septimus: “Mine too!”
Saria: “So you’ll move in with me?”
Septimus: “You kidding me? Free food and the luxury of mooching off your parents, count me in! Oh yeah and there’s you, whom I, y’know, love and stuff.”
Septimus is a Grumpy, Athletic Schmoozer who is both a Virtuoso and a Genius. His favorites include Soul music, Cobbler, and the color Irish Green. His Lifetime Wish is to Become a Superstar Athlete.
Down in the kitchen, it was time for Rogue to become an old lady.
Look who’s still got it! Grandma La Force is off to bang on her drums.
Rogue: “Hey, it’s like they say: if the music’s too loud, you’re too damn old.”
Saria: “Dear sim!gods, please bring me more luck with this than Zelda had. Thank you.”
Septimus: “What’s that, baby?”
Saria: “Um, nothing! I do have something to ask you, though...”
Saria: “Make me the happiest grump in the world by becoming my husband. We’ll grow old together and tell all the young whippersnappers to get the hell off our lawn. It’ll be amazing. What do you say? Will you marry me?”
Septimus: “Yes, of course! I can’t think of a better way to spend the rest of my life.”
Saria: “Aw, Sep!”
Saria: “Sep?”
Septimus: “Yeah?”
Saria: “Your butt’s ringing.”
Septimus: “I know. I know.”
Ohhhh Naaaaviiiiii... *pokes* There’s somebody here to see youuuu.. (:
It’s ohyeah_sims’s Dalek LaRue from The LaRue Legacy! Now you two play nice, I’m crossing my fingers for adorable kittens soon. :3
Navi: Podium?
No, Navi... that’s a cat.
Navi: I fucking hate dogs.
Dalek: You know, it’s funny you should mention that because I think leaves should BURN IN HELL.
Sure, bond over your hatred of random things. That works.
These two play so much that they both gained the Playful trait right off the bat. I love this picture, Dalek looks so happy. :D
I’m afraid this is going to turn into mindless kitty spam very very quickly. xD
OKAY LAST ONE. Apparently Navi got a few ideas from ohyeah_sims’s last update, because she’s just now started stealing cake from counter tops.
Navi: This sugar bread, I like it! ANOTHER.
The family’s maid running around the house in a dress? Must be a bachelorette party.
Dalek: I’m going to stand here and glare at you for no real reason because I’m a cat and that’s what cats do. Deal with it.
Puck: “You look lovely, darling.”
Rogue: “Really? You think I can hold a candle to these girls who’re half my age?”
Puck: “My dear, at the risk of sounding cliché, you are like a fine wine that only gets better with age.”
Rogue: “Aw, Puck. I love you.”
Puck: “I love you too.”
So we can pretty much assume that he’s gettin’ some tonight. Just call me the sentimental moment ruiner. ;D
Back in the living room, Saria was getting excited for her party.
Saria: “This is gonna rule.”
Like the good fiancé he is, Sep went ahead and ordered a pizza for the party.
PizzaLady: “Alright, that’ll be §19.27- what’s with the face?”
Septimus: “Oh, you know. I’m just really excited for my fiancé!”
Septimus: “REALLY.”
Septimus: “EXCITED.”
Link’s wife Penelope was invited (but not Link, because I suppose having your bro at your bachelorette party might feel a little strange) and so was this random chick.
And naturally so was Zelda, who seemed more concerned about the plants than anything else.
Zelda: “Are you sure you guys are watering them enough? Because I dunno, they look awfully wilted...”
Dear sweet baby jesus what is even happening.
Jack Hammer: “I’m Jack Hammer, and I’ll be the bride’s sexy cowboy for the evening.” (;
Hugh Kidding: “And I’m Hugh Kidding, and I’ll be... the other sexy cowboy for the evening?”
Hugh Kidding. Jack Hammer. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. To quote kcrockssims, Y U SO PUNNY?
Saria: “Hey sis, look what I’ve got!”
Zelda: “Saria, don’t you dare. No. C’mon, put the bottle down now.”
Saria: “Aw, but where’s the fun in that?”
Zelda: “I’m warning you Saria, don’t do-”
Zelda: “Ah, what the hell!”
Zelda: “Alright, alright, that’s enough. Don’t get spray happy.”
Saria: “Zelda, this is a bachelorette party. Loosen up!”
Zelda: “I think you’re loose enough for the both of us..”
The male “dancers” mostly danced up in Zelda and Saria’s childhood room, which was strange enough within itself.
Stranger yet, Puck came up to watch. Is there something Rogue needs to know, Puck?
Zelda: “Gather round, everybody! I’m about to make a toast!”
Zelda: “You know my sister Saria? Well, she’s getting married in a couple of days!”
Saria: “Way to state the obvious, sis.”
Zelda: “Anyway. My sister Saria’s getting married, and I couldn’t be happier for her. I just got married myself, so I know how exciting this time of her life will be. Septimus is a great guy, and I couldn’t think of a more perfect man for my sister. I know that you’ll treat her well, Sep, so thank you for that. I hope you’ll lead happy and long lives together. To Saria and Septimus!”
Everyone: “To Saria and Septimus!”
Saria: *belches loudly* “Oh sweet jesus I’ve been holding that one in for a while. Is that.. garlic?”
Septimus: “That’ll be the pizza, sweetheart.”
Zelda: “You have impeccable timing, you know.”
Zelda: “Oh, how the tables have turned! Revenge is sweet, dear sister!”
Saria: “Now, hold on a sec Zelda. I’m uh, I’m sorry for overdoing it with the nectar earlier. And um, sorry for ruining your lovely toast? Can’t we let bygones be bygones? Please?”
Zelda: “‘Fraid not, Saria!”
Saria: “Okay, okay, you win! I deserve this!”
I guess Puck wasn’t the only one interested in good ol’ Hugh and Jack.
Rogue: “Helloooo boys...”
Rogue: “Let me show you some pictures of my grandson! His name is Chadd and he’s still just a little one, but boy is he cute! There’s one of him and his mommy, my daughter Zelda. And there’s his daddy, my son-in-law Devin! Oh, they’re just the sweetest little family.”
Jack Hammer: “Oh.. that’s... nice.”
Rogue: “And look at this one! Little Chadd’s first bath, wouldja look at that hiney!”
Jack Hammer: “Heh... cute...”
Rogue: “Here they are at the park, and here they are at the zoo, and here they are at my house, and-”
Jack Hammer: “Oh, would you look at the time! I better get going, I have other.. stuff... to do. And stuff. Yeah. Bye!”
Rogue: “Well, if you’re not going to appreciate my grandson’s little naked buttox, then we have nothing else to speak about.”
Jack Hammer: “Yes. Exactly.”
Septimus spent most of the evening eating pizza in the kitchen.
Septimus: “And an evening well-spent it was!”
Oops, I forgot I suck at throwing parties. I think disastrous is a little on the harsh side, though.
And that’s where this chapter ends. Join us next time for:
• A wedding
• More mindless kitty spam
• A honeymoon
• Plus possibly other stuff
• We’ll see
Thanks for reading, until next time! <3