The La Force Legacy: Generation 1, Ch. 6
Hello. Chapter six here.
To warn those "faint of heart" er whatever, this chapter contains some swearing.
So cover your eyes, little ones. (:
Hm. I wish I had some more "pre-chapter banter" to rant about.
Ah well. It's late and I gotta get up relatively early tomorrow.
Though I'm sure TLOZ Spirit Tracks will be thwarting that plan.
But I digress.
Read, comment, and enjoy. (:
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IN THE LAST CHAPTER.. not much happened. Anakin became a teenager and the twins were born and eventually turned into children. MAYBE THIS CHAPTER WILL BE MORE EXCITING.
Goodwin: ”I’m kickin’ off the excitement with a promotion!”
YAAAAWN. I’m not joking. I actually yawned as I typed that. |:
Goodwin: “Well... what about SWEARING GNOMES? I gots ‘em!”
Gnome: “Aye, ye fucker! FUCKSHITDICKCUNT.”
Hmm, that’s mildly entertaining. Though I’m unsure why he talks like a pirate. Imma go see what the rest of the family’s up to.
Anakin: “So I’m eccentric. This..IS HORSE SHIT*. I’m still waiting on that genius trait. Then, and only then, will I be able to *dramatic pause as thunder booms outside* TAKE OVER THE WORRRRRLD! MUAAHAHAHA!”
*Stepbrothers (: I <3 THAT MOVIE.
Anakin: “Hey mom, can you turn down the volume? I can’t concentrate.”
Shiloh: “Anything for my baby! KISSES.”
Lolz Anakin’s a mama’s boy. They’re seriously best friends.
THIS IS WHAT I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR ALL GENERATION.
People caring. (‘:
Except Goodwin of corse.
Anakin: “Shield your eyes, Amidala!”
Amidala: “Uh, I’m ready to catch it if it comes out!”
Goodwin: “Hey Shiloh, hey kids. What’s everybody up to today?”
Shiloh: “Padmé, honey, don’t you want to stay and watch this miracle?”
Padmé: “Nah. Pokémon's on.”
Shiloh: “Ani? Won’t you stay?”
Anakin: “GODDAMMIT MOTHER, I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO. Also, the green cylinder above my head seems to have taken me hostage.”
So, WITHOUT ANYONE’S HELP, Shiloh delivered her baby boy into the world. (:
Meet Luke La Force, Shiloh’s fourth child. He’s twitchy like Anakin. His traits are Good and Eccentric, and his favorites are Roots, Fish and Chips, and Spice Brown.
Aw shit. Triplets.
Then out popped ANOTHER BOY (I was hoping for multi-gendered twins and did everything right, y’know, Luke & Leia. But noooo. D;) who instead received the name Han La Force. He started out with the traits of Slob and Excitable. His favorites are Pop music, Peanut Butter and Jelly, and Red.
Then, OMG BIG SURPRISE, another boy. Ah well. His name is Mace La Force, after Mace Windu, the badass jedi "of color" in the newer Star Wars movies. :D He received the traits of Brave and Good, and his favorites include Roots, Sushi, and Lime Green.
A (slightly creepy) shirtless Anakin scooped up Luke right away and fed him.
Anakin: *inhale exhale* “Luke, I’m your... brother. Lolz.” *gigglesnort*
And heeere’s the room the triplets will be sharing for the entirety of their childhood. And teenagedom. Possibly young adulthood. Sorry triplets.
The twins appeared unaffected by their baby brothers’ births.
Padmé: “Ahem. POKEMON’S ON.”
Jesus. You kids, being brought up on TV these days. Your older brother never watched TV while growing up and he turned out just fine.
Anakin: “THE STENCH. IT SURROUNDS ME. OHMAGAH GETIT OFF. GETIT OFF GETIT OFF GETIT OFF. BEFORE IT INFILTRATES MY BRAIN. GETIT OFF.”
..Anyway. It came time for Padmé and Amidala to start school. Apparently Anakin and Amidala hate Padmé now.
Amidala: “Yeah. She sucks, like big time.”
Anakin: “KIDS NAMES WHO START WITH ‘A’ FTW.”
Padmé: )’:
I guess the gross red bugs took to invading the triplets’ room. Gross.
After school, Padmé attempted to find new friends outside of her family at the pool.
Padmé: “Your guys’ names don’t begin with ‘A’, do they?”
Gal: “No...”
Padmé: “Great! Then maybe we can-”
Guy: “They start with ‘G’.”
Gal: “KIDS NAMES WHO START WITH ‘G’ FTW.”
Padmé: )’:
Babies. Birthdays. Boobs. Bleh. Luke’s up first.
He grows into a cute toddler with girl hair. Story of my life.
Han’s up next.
And he looks almost exactly like Luke, save the skin tone.
Last but not least, Mace.
FINALLY, a brown-haired child. (:
Anakin: “I’m a brown-haired child!”
BESIDES YOU. GOD.
Luke after his makeover. I’ve been waiting for a blonde-haired, brown-eyed cutie. (:
God.
That sounds like a line in a bad country song. D:
Han looks just like Luke, besides his blue eyes and pale skin.
Aaand Mace brings us some diversity. Brown hair and blue eyes. (: I hope they all grow up nice.
CUTE TRIPLETS DO CUTE THINGS TOGETHER.
Amidala: “Ooooh, Snooki did NOT just go there. UH UH. MMHM.”
Anakin: “God, why do I not have a life? Why do I have nothing better to do but sit here and watch Jersey Shore with my two idiot little sisters?”
Padmé: “Well maybe if you were nicer to me on the bus, we might be watching Pokémon right now.”
Anakin: “OOH POKEMON. That’s such a step up from this MTV crap.”
HEYNOW. I resent that. I’d much rather watch Pokémon than those STD-riddled oompa loompas. >:(
Anakin: “JESUS CHRIST HAN, YOU’RE IMPOSSIBLE.”
Han: “Ga?”
Anakin: “THAT’S RIGHT, WALK AWAY. Go play with your goddamn rocket ship.”
Han: “woket chip!”
Anakin: “OH GOD I’M CHOKING. Can’t... BREATHE!”
Han: “Dat’s wright, sweep my pweety, sweeeeep!” *evil baby cackle*
Anakin: “HEY. I’M the evil one in this house, and it better stay that way.”
I dunno Ani, Han’s pretty evil already, without having the actual trait. I’m scared. O_O
Han: “WEVENGE IZ MINES.”
Hey, it’s the twins’ birthday!
...Okay, maybe I aged them up a day early. I get too excited. 8D
Anyway. Padmé’s first, as usual.
DUN DUN. DUN DUN. DUN DUN.
^ That’s supposed to be a heartbeat. Failzords.
I... can’t tell if she’s pretty or not in this light, honestly. WELL, ON TO AMIDALA.
Amidala: “I wish to not suck!”
It’s a practical wish.
DUN DUN HEARTBEAT DUN DUN.
Oh Amidala. I’m sorry.
Amidala: “What? What is it?”
Nothing. I’m just sorry.
Anyway... Padmé. After her makeover. Oh my god.
She looks just like Shiloh, as I predicted, and inherited her poor vision. So I gave her cute green glasses. (:
Padmé’s.. kind of a super babe. O_O She got Genius as her fourth trait.
Amidala.. was not as fortunate, sadly. Ah well. She got Good Sense of Humor as her fourth trait.
The twins attended their first day of high school the next day. I guess Padmé is Ani’s new favorite.
Anakin: “Well hey, if I knew she was gonna turn into such a babe-”
GROSSGROSSGROSS ANI. INCEST. NOT BEST. DX
Padmé: “I thought not showering would work for sure.”
Anakin: “DUDE CHILL, I was JK.”
Okay, good. ‘Cause I woulda reached right through my computer screen and skinned you alive if you so much as lay a finger on Padmé. ):<
Amidala: “Favorites much?”
I’M SORRRRYYYYYY. She just reminds me so much of Shiloh. (‘:
Back at home, Goodwin had a party. By himself.
Goodwin: “Hey, it’s not my fault you forgot about my birthday.”
He looks generally the same.
The next few days were filled with toddlers eating, toddlers crying, and toddlers pooping. Triplets are hell. -_-
The triplets birthday rolled around quickly. Luke, the eldest triplet, was up first.
Luke grew up into a slightly.. discontent-looking child. He got Neurotic as his third trait.
Next was the middle triplet, Han.
He got Inappropriate for his third trait.
And the youngest out of the entire family, Mace, was last.
Random, but Han seemed to find this plate hilarious.
Han: “UHAHAHAHAHUH. PLATES ER FUNNEY.”
Anyway, Mace added Light Sleeper to his list of traits. ON TO THE MAKEOVERS!
Luke is turning out to be a pretty handsome child, actually. Me thinks he’s my favorite triplet, yaarr. (:
Han: “OH OF COURSE HE IS. He would be.”
What is that even supposed to mean?
Han: “YOU KNOW WHATCHA DID.”
..Put some pants on, Han.
Han became a pretty cute kid as well.
As did Mace. I hope he grows up nicely, I’ve always had a soft spot for dark hair and light eyes. ;D
It seems the apple truly doesn’t fall far from the tree. (‘:
The next day was the triplets’ first day of school. I dunno what happened to Mace. Or the twins.
Anakin: “Luke’s my new favorite. I’m gonna try to get him to join the dark side.”
Luke: “Um..”
Anakin: “We have COOKIES!” *grins*
Han: *sniff* “I-I want cookies...”
Back home, Shiloh’s paintings were improving significantly. Even if her subjects did resemble sperm.
Shiloh: “It’s not sperm.”
It looks like sperm.
Shiloh: “IT’S NOT SPERM. It’s... okay, it’s sperm.”
Looks like it’s time for Shiloh to age up. :/ I’m gonna miss your nerdy little smiles, Shi.
Shiloh: “I’m becoming an adult, not evaporating into thin air. Hell, I’m not even an elder yet!”
Not yet... but that time is coming. )’:
As Shiloh blew out her candles, I realized this would be the last time she would look young.. ‘vibrant’ if you will. So I went picture crazy and snapped away. Just treat the next few pictures as a slideshow of Shiloh’s youth, in mourning of how old she’s getting-
Shiloh: “Still here.”
Yes. Anyway. On with it.
Not.. terrible.
Shiloh: “That’s what you said about Justin Kayes in the first chapter.” |:
Don’t worry Shi, you’re a lot less terrible than Justin Kayes. (:
Shiloh: “Thanks! I think..”
Chapter ends here, guys. If I’m not mistaken, the heir poll may be in the next chapter. So getcho thinking caps on and start brainstorming who you think should be heir/heiress! (: Sadly, I can’t think of questions stupid enough to post at the end of this chapter. We’ll just have to skip to the part where you leave a comment below, then I smile really really big like this ---> 8D! See ya! <3