The La Force Legacy: Generation 1, Ch. 5
Daaang. I think I gotta start slowing down.
I've had this typed up since yesterday. I guess that's what happens when you get sick. |:
Ah well.
I can't stop listening to the 'Scott Pilgrim' Soundtrack & Score. Srsly. Get them.
Anyway. Enjoy. (:
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Ello there. (: Last time we saw the La Forces, Anakin had grown from baby, to toddler, to child. Along with his body, the evil in his mind grew as well.
Anakin: “You shall pay for your insolence, mother! Anakin La Force will dream -nay, sleep- no more!”
You’re still ticked at Shiloh ‘cause she made you wet the bed having nightmares about the boogeyman, huh?
Anakin: “Shut up, you pretentious fool. I have to use the facilities.”
): Pretty sure I never had that kind of vocabulary at his age. Or his PURE EVILNESS.
LOL, his feet don’t touch the ground when he sits on the toilet. (‘:
Anakin: “You’ll regret making fun of my stature when I become an adolescent!”
The most holy of unthinkable miracles has happened.
The La Forces have a TV.
Shiloh: “PRAISE BE TO GOD!”
Speaking of Shiloh, she went into labor at a very strange place (some elderly lady’s house?) and in a very strange way. She was smiling the whole time.
Shiloh: “I think the pain from Anakin last time was so great that I literally can’t feel anything down there anymore.”
Baha. Goodwin’s gonna kill himself.
Speaking of GOODWIN, he rushed right over to the hospital.
All while staring at this chick’s ass.
Classy.
Anakin was left home alone. He didn’t mind, though. In fact, I think he preferred it this way.
Anakin: “Yep. No idiotic adults to interrupt my devious plans... or my devious playtime!”
Shiloh walked out of the hospital with a little girl named Padmé La Force. She rolled Good and Artistic as her first two traits. Her favorites are French music, Egg Rolls, and Green.
Much to my surprise, Goodwin also walked out with a little girl in his hands. She was named Amidala La Force. I know both girls were named after the same person, but I was a little caught off guard by the twins. :P Anyway, her first two traits are Excitable and Heavy Sleeper. Her favorites include Latin, Stir-Fry, and the color Grey.
I added on a room next to Anakin’s bedroom for the twins to share. Green and grey for their favorite colors.
Anakin: “You got.. babies? Light fixtures would have been a much more practical idea.”
As you can see, Anakin was less then thrilled about his baby sisters.
After returning from the hospital, Shiloh was content to play with her son’s toys.
Shiloh: “Hey, I bought ‘em. I ought to be able to play with them too.”
Shiloh: “WOOOOOOOOSHBAMCRASHHH.”
I love this picture. :’D
Anakin: “You’re a dreadfully vile shower. Someday, you’ll pay. Oh, you’ll pay...”
Anakin’s still all wrapped up in his vengeance.
Lucky for Shiloh, the twins needs seemed to be in sync. So while Padmé wailed...
..so did Amidala.
Shiloh seemed more than happy to care for her daughters at 2 AM. Goodwin, not so much, even though he’s the family-oriented one.
Goodwin: “YES, the trait is family-oriented. Not early bird.”
Regardless, they made a great tag team. Shiloh cared for Padmé while Goodwin snuggled Amidala.
Already it was time for the twins to celebrate their first birthday. Padmé, the older twin, was up first.
Shiloh: “I still don’t like that piece of sheet old stereo.”
Goodwin: “Neither do I. Hey, let’s start a club! The ‘I Hate That Piece of Sheet Old Stereo’ Club! WOOOOO!”
Anakin: “YEAH ME TOO. LONG LIVE ‘IHTOPOSS’!”
This family, I swear....
ANYWAY, back to Padmé, who got her father’s platinum blonde locks and blue eyes, and her mother’s pale skin.
Next up was Amidala, who, much like her brother, got a face full of boobulars. D: Yum.
Amidala grew up.. less fortunate then her sister. She also received her father’s hair and eye color, but got his skin tone as well.
Here’s Padmé, post-makeover. She’ssoflippincuteagh. I feel guilty about favoring her over Amidala. |; Probably because I can tell she’s gonna look so much like Shiloh.
As soon as Padmé returns from her makeover, Anakin takes this opportunity to steal candy from her. How evil. ):<
Padmé: “Imma kill you, big bwover. WITH MAH ZOMBIE EYEEESSS GRAWWWRRR.”
O_O I’d be scared if I were you, Ani.
Anyway. Amidala’s cuteness has increased significantly after her makeover. She definitely looks more like her dad.
The girls already have different personalities. Padmé likes to play with her bother’s hand-me-down blocks,
while Amidala prefers her bother’s hand-me-down toy car.
In other news, the men of the house pitched in to clean the bathroom.
Goodwin: “Yeah, ‘cause we’re manly men!”
Anakin: “MANLY MEN! Ha. Good one.”
It seems each parent has picked a favorite twin as well. Goodwin is always snuggling Amidala.
And Shiloh is always cuddling with Padmé.
Shiloh: “She’s like.. a little mini-me! A blonde, blue-eyed, tiny version of me.”
But they do trade off. (:
On a side note, I think the La Force home may be infested with giant red beetles. Gross.
Even on his first day of school, Anakin is nonchalant as ever.
Anakin: “Whatever. I’m just too cool for school.”
Anyone who says they’re “too cool for school” is definitely the least cool person in that school.
It seems Twinbrook has no problem hiring bus drivers who enjoy having a couple dozen drinks at 8 AM.
While Anakin was at school, things back home went on as normal. Shiloh attempted to teach both girls their skills while Goodwin was at work.
For Goodwin, putting out house fires was just another day at the office.
Even with all the strange people around.
TubularBoobular: “OH GOD FORGET ABOUT THE PEOPLE INSIDE, SAVE THE ROCKET SHIP!”
After school wasn’t much better for Anakin. His homework proved to be more difficult than he’d expected.
Anakin: “NEXT TIME, YOU POMPUS FOOL, I WISH TO RECEIVE THE GENIUS TRAIT.”
|: It’s not my fault your parents didn’t teach you enough while you were a toddler.
..Though I suppose I could have directed them to you. Whoops.
Meanwhile, in the parents’ room, Goodwin did what Goodwin does best:
Knock Shiloh up.
Shiloh: “BLURF. How do you know it’s morning sickness? Maybe the color scheme of this room is just so disgusting it makes me sick.”
Could be, but I heard the lullaby. ;D
This shot has no real purpose. It’s just cute how the twins do almost anything together. (‘:
Once again, it seems as though time flew by too fast. Anakin was to become a teenager today.
Right in the middle of Anakin’s party, I PROVED SHILOH WRONG. :D WOOTWOOT.
Shiloh: “...Shut uuuuuup.”
Thanks to Shiloh’s pregnancy, I missed the sparkles. Ah. Right now, Ani looks like a rather unfortunate teenager. |: Maybe it’s just the fug hair.
Ah, much better. Eccentric has been added to Anakin’s arsenal of traits. I’m really loving his totally crazy personality. (:<
Anakin: “Dad, you’re just a cookbook. That’s all you’ll ever be. JUST A COOKBOOK.”
Goodwin seemed rather taken aback by teenage Anakin, and wasn’t sure how to act around him anymore.
Goodwin: “Oh god. My son.. is apeshit crazy.”
Despite his “interesting” personality, Anakin’s looks are promising. Who else is excited for the generation 2 heir poll?! :D
Though Anakin rejected his twin sisters as a child, he seemed to take an interest in them as a teen.
Anakin: “Hey, they’re proving to make great little minions in training.”
HAYLOOK. Goodwin actually did something awesome enough to get an award. Nice.
I know, I know, more birthdays. Sorry. Toddlers aren’t very interesting. |: Cute, but uninteresting. Anyway, Padmé’s first. Aw, look at Ani, caught being a good big brother. (:
*DRUM ROLL*
Amidala’s tuurrrnnn.
*MOAR DRUM ROLLZ*
Here they are, the twins. Betcha can’t tell them apart. (;
Here’s Padmé after her makeover. She added Hot-Headed to her list of traits.
I’m thinkin’ from now on I’m not gonna edit their pictures with all their traits and favorites and whatnot until they’re fully grown young adults. It’s easier that way. (:
Aaand Amidala, post-makeover. So far the only differences I can make out between Padmé and Amidala is their skin tones and lips. Amidala received Inappropriate as her third trait.
I’m ending it here, folks. I like ending chapters on even numbers, and this one has 60 pictures, besides the title page. I’m kinda OCD. (: QUESTIONS TO OBSESS OVER UNTIL I UPDATE NEXT:
-Will Goodwin EVER do the right thing and tell Shiloh? (I’m sick of waiting too)
-Will Anakin do good on his promise to make Shiloh, me, and that shower pay for our insolence?
-How will the twins look as teenagers?
Huh. Those questions kinda sucked. Welp. Tune in next time, and feel free to leave a comment below. <3