The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge » Gen. 1 Ch. 3
Unfortunately I'm not exactly sure when the next chapter of The La Force Legacy will be out. Horses make my game freeze for the time being so I've only been able to play for a little while. There is good news, though! I've ordered Snow Leopard for my mac (as I've heard that most people who've had the freezing issue were running Leopard like myself) so hopefully within the next week or so I'll be able to play my game without horses messing it up. In the meantime I'll update my awesomesauce, so at least you'll have that to tide you over. (:
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Previously in The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge:
Billy moved in and he and Cornflower did normal legacy things. Cornflower worked in the daycare profession for a day before realizing they could just sell Billy’s super expensive car. A bachelorette party was held with just one guest in attendance (you know we love you, Jebidiah). Cornflower and Billy had their wedding, finally woohoo’ed, and went on vacation in Shang Simla. Proceed~
Almost immediately upon returning from their honeymoon, Cornflower discovered she was pregnant.
Cornflower: “If this kid doesn’t have blue hair I will disown him. Probably.”
Behold, A souvenir from Shang Simla! I think it’s an incense holder. Or something. Either way it’s super cool.
These two are psyched to become parents. Look at ‘em, reading up on babies together. <3
Speaking of which, Billy is turning out to be a wonderful husband/father-to-be. He’s always either massaging Cornflower or interacting with her belly.
And so Cornflower rewards him accordingly. xD
Cornflower: ♪♫ “SHOWER SEX it is the best sex oh SHOWER SEX you can’t deny it SHOWER SEX all nice and wet and suds-yyyyyyyy!” ♪♫
Oh my god.
Really, Billy? Really.
Billy: “SHUT UP IT’S A BEAUTIFUL STORY OF SPARKLY VAMPIRES AND FORBIDDEN LOVE.”
Billy: “OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE IN BREAKING DAWN WHEN BELLA GAVE BIRTH TO HER DEMON SPAWN OH GOD.”
Cornflower: “PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING.”
Next time on Who the Bleep Did I Marry?: A husband hides his obsession with popular teen novel Twilight from his wife, who is horrified upon discovering this terrible secret.
Cornflower: “If I wasn’t pregnant I would seriously consider a divorce.”
Billy: “...Noted. I’ll sell them tomorr-”
Cornflower: “BURN THEM. YOU’LL BURN THEM TOMORROW.”
Billy:
Say hello to the first child of Generation 2! Seeing as Gen. 2 is all about the color orange, the naming theme this gen. is anything having to do with autumn, because autumn is just a very orange season. Anyway, here’s September Bifrost, born with the Athletic and Light Sleeper traits. His favorites are Indie music, Stu Surprise, and the color Black.
Quick snapshot of September’s room: orange for Gen. 2, black for his favorite color. Damn, I should have named him October!
Photographic evidence that Billy and Cornflower are not neglectful parents. Aww. (:
Aaaand pretty soon it’s time for our little Metapod to evolve! I’m just really really anxious to see what he looks like kjsdh;kkjldkfj~
OhmyGOD. SO MUCH CUTE. And hey, now Cornflower doesn’t have to disown him. So that’s nice.
Oh god here comes the spam.
I CAN’T EVEN
JHS;DFHKADFHSADHJSF AW~ lol Cornflower’s crazy eyes.
Oh yeah, and “Grandma’s second cousin Bertha” sent September a “special gift” in the mail. Sep named it Jelly Bean, ‘cause there are orange jelly beans, right?
In other news, Billy finished his painting and named it “Of Sparkly Vampires and Forbidden Love”. In all fairness, it is actually a very nice painting.
Cornflower: “KILL IT WITH FIRE.”
Much to Cornflower’s dismay, Billy merely sold it. Got quite a bit of money for it too.
September and Jelly Bean are basically inseparable. Every spare moment he gets, he picks up that doll. I smell an IF in the making. (:
CHYESSSS Billy actually painted something cool for once! I love Nightmare Before Christmas. <3
Cornflower seemed to have forgiven him as well.
Cornflower: “You’ve redeemed yourself this time, Billy. This is your reward.”
So she’s got him trained like a dog. Hm. Nice.
Billy painted two portraits of Cornflower. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Looks like someone’s pregnant again.. (:
Cornflower: “Don’t worry little one, I won’t disown you if you don’t have blue hair. I’ve already got one of those.”
I can’t get over how cute the strollers are. September seems to enjoy himself in them, too.
Birthday time again? Jeez, I must not have taken many pictures there for a while. Ah well.
One last picture of toddler!Sep. Derping of course. <3
Aaand still derping into childhood.
This kid is adorable, seriously. Try to not to love him. I dare you. Sep aged up with Brave as his third trait.
Sep’s first act as a child? A tea party with Jelly Bean, of course!
September: “Dear, dear Jelly Bean! I’m so glad you could make it! What would you like to drink? Tea, perhaps? Juice? Soda?”
Jelly Bean: “...”
September: “Juice? Alright then! My Jelly Bean requires juice! Outta my way!”
September: “Here you are Jelly Bean, the finest juice in the refrigerator. Bon appetit.”
Little gentleman in training ftw.
And when he’s not hanging out with Jelly Bean, September transforms into a t-rex.
September: “RAAAAARRR!”
September: “I WILL EAT YOU ALLLLLLLL.”
Costumes are my favorite part of Generations, I think. (‘:
Just a quick shot of September being cute on the top bunk of his new bunk bed. <3
Cornflower: “Enjoying your waffles, sweetie?”
September: “Yes mother, you make the BEST. WAFFLES. EVER.”
Sep’s turning into a bit of a mommy’s boy, d’aww.
Cornflower went to the park one day to play for tips. Much to my surprise, people seemed to genuinely enjoy her.
Cornflower: ♪♫ “Plaaaaying for tiiips in this beeaaauuutiful paaarrrk.. sure hope my waaater doesn’t breeeeaak beeeecaaauuse I’m heeeaaavily pregnant..” ♪♫
Except for this lady. She hated Cornflower’s music so much she’d sooner die than listen to her any longer.
I dunno what this guy was more stoked for: Cornflower’s music, or that lady’s death.
This Guy: “WOO YEAH FINALLY THAT OLD BROAD BIT THE DUST. Oh yeah and I LOVE THIS SONG.”
Cornflower seemed rather confused about the whole situation.
Cornflower: “What have I done to deserve all of this?”
Grim: “Hello, my name is Anakin and I’ll be your Reaper this evening. Can I get you anything to get started? A gravestone or an urn, perhaps?”
OF COURSE. As soon as one person dies, another is born. Hey, maybe this kid is that old lady reincarnated?
Cornflower: “NONSENSE. MY CHILDREN WILL LOVE MY MUSIC.”
Naturally, Cornflower’s audience proceeds to flip each and every one of their tits.
Dude in Black: “OHMAHGAH OHMAHGAH OHMAHGAH!”
Overalls: “WHATDOWEDO WHATDOWEDO WHATDOWEDO?!”
Chick: “LJDHFKHDKJHFKJDSHFKEUFHDKJSHFNVKUDH!”
Cornflower: “It’s cool guys, I got this.”
Cornflower: “I carry a collapsable bike with me wherever I go.” *creepy smile*
The second child of Generation 2 is born! Meet November Bifrost, born with the traits Loner and Easily Impressed. Her favorites include Rockabilly, Cobbler, and the color Blue.
September: “Uh.. dad? Are you okay?”
Billy: “Yeees...”
Oh, right. It’s Billy’s birthday. Because everybody stares down their birthday cake like that.
Billy: “Must.. have... CAAAAAKE...”
Maybe that’s the midlife crisis talking. lol Cornflower what is your face doing back there?
And hey, looks like Jelly Bean is a real life imaginary friend now!
Well, real to some people. (:
Time for November’s first birthday! N’aww, look at big bro September all excited for his little sis back there.
And here she is after a quick makeover. Except for the hair color and eye color, I see a lot of Cornflower in her.
Funny enough, November was also sent a “special gift”, this time from second cousin Eugenia.
Cornflower: “Billy, tell your crazy old relatives to stop sending my children strange toys in the mail.”
Billy: “Yes, dear...”
Now that there are two children in the house, Billy and Cornflower decided to build them a nice little tree house. Since November can’t talk yet, September has taken the liberty of naming it ‘The September’s Only Club’.
Billy seemed to have his midlife crisis on his mind a lot these days. Maybe playing in his son’s tree house would make him feel younger.
Wait a minute...
Aw, man, you guys! Poor, poor September. I hope you both get slivers.
Well, that brings us to the end of another chapter. Next time!
• Moar babies!
• Moar birthdays!
• Moar typical legacy shizz!
• Also maybe a rainbow gem? OOOH FORESHADOWING~
Thanks for reading! <3