The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge » Gen. 1 Ch. 2
Thank you for all the lovely comments on the first chapter! You guys are great. <3
This one's a little on the long side. Just so you know.
(:
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Previously in The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge:
We met our founder, Cornflower Bifrost, and searched Riverview high and low for a spouse, leading us to Billy Caspian. He moved in right away and Cornflower proposed. T’was an admittedly short chapter. Go!
Also: I forgot to mention last chapter that there will be just one rule I won’t be playing by: the ‘limit of two children per generation’ rule. I like experimenting with genetics, and it’s more fun to do so if you’re not limited to just two children in my opinion. That’s all.
Billy was given a little makeover after moving in. His traits are as follows: Loner, Over-Emotional, Slob, Inappropriate (so that explains the climbing into Cornflower’s bed whenever he came over) and Artistic. His favorites are French music, Hamburgers, and Black, and his LTW is Master of the Arts. Also, he’s a Taurus.
We begin this chapter with Cornflower preparing the legacy’s first actual meal.
Cornflower: “I am an A+ housewife-to-be.”
On the other side of the house, Billy has started on the legacy’s first actual painting. Judging by his LTW, I have a feeling we’ll be seeing him doing a lot of this.
Seeing as Billy isn’t exactly bringing in the big bucks being a self-employed painter, Cornflower decided to get a temporary job in the daycare profession.
Cornflower: “It was either that or being a test subject in the science career. Since I’m slightly less afraid of children than I am of scientists, I figured daycare was the best option.”
She’s gonna make a wonderful mother some day.
While she waited for the first kid to be dropped off, Cornflower jammed on her guitar. Seriously, she plays every spare moment she gets, which is a good thing if she wants to complete her LTW. Oh, and she’s been working on a new song. Let’s listen, shall we?
Cornflower: ♪♫ “Chil-dreeen are slightly less scary than sciiieeentiiiissts, WHOA OH CHIL-DREEEEEN, they’re slightly less scaaary than sciiiii-eeeen-tiiiiiiiists! Aaaaand gnoooomes! Well, gnoooomes have them both beat.” ♪♫
Well lookie here, Cornflower’s got her first client.
Aaand apparently her second. Two toddlers. Oh boy. This is gonna be fun.
Thing 1: “WAAAAAAAAH I SMELL.”
Billy: “Yeah you do. CORNFLOWER. BABY.”
Dear god, he better not act like this when Cornflower pops out a few pups of her own.
Cornflower: “I’M BUSY, THING 2 NEEDS ME. There there Thing 2, everything’s alright..”
Thing 2? Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten their names already.
Cornflower: “...It’s possible.”
Cornflower did manage to get to Thing 1 eventually.
Cornflower: “No thanks to Billy. Hey, y’know for a toddler, you’re actually kinda cute.”
Maybe Cornflower won’t be so bad at parenting after all. Here she is helping Things 1 and 2 with skilling.
Cornflower: “That’s right Thing 2, hit that one right there. Very nice! You just played Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
Thing 1: “Bitch, you can’t play that xylophone worth sheeeeeeit.”
I’m just gonna leave this here because how COOL is it that the note is right around her eye like that? /is lame so very very lame
I may have forgotten to mention that not only is Billy loaded, he also has a very nice and very expensive car. I sold it because they literally couldn’t afford their bills. And, let’s just say, they can definitely afford them now.
Because of this, Cornflower promptly quit her job after just one day of work.
Cornflower: “Yeah, that’s right, I quit! Tell Things 1 and 2 I’ll miss them, but I’ve really got to focus on my guitar playing. I plan on making it big in the music business one day, and- hello? I think I’ve just been hung up on.”
Coincidentally, this was also the day of Cornflower’s bachelorette party.
Cornflower: “I am SO READY.”
Unfortunately Cornflower hadn’t been living in Riverview long enough to even meet a woman, so literally the only person she knew besides Billy was invited. This is him.
Jebidiah: “I can’t believe you’re getting married tomorrow! We’re gonna party it UP!”
Cornflower: “Yeah! Heheh, heh.. do I know you?”
Clearly she knew him well enough to be comfortable around him in her ridiculous panties that I did not pick out, for the record.
Cornflower: “I LIKE ‘EM AND THAT’S THAT. This is a bachelorette party, correct? Aren’t we all supposed to strip down to our undies?”
Where was Billy while his fiancé was exposing herself to a man she barely knew? Inside, painting, of course.
Billy: “Corny’s a good girl, and I trust her. Also I really need to finish this portrait of the goopy carbonara that Cornflower made last night.”
Priorities: he’s totally got them sorted out.
Cornflower spent the majority of the party dancing around in her undies, removing the need to hire a proper stripper. Also: no idea why she’s wearing a lip ring all of a sudden, must available for ‘naked’ or something. Or maybe Jebidiah took her to get it done when I wasn’t looking.
Cornflower: “Gosh darn it Jebidiah, they’re on to us.”
Cornflower: “THE CLUB CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW.”
Billy was quick to join in.
Billy: *is mesmerized by chesticles* “Honey, you need to wear this outfit more often.”
Jebidiah: “Ahem.”
Cornflower+Billy: *are dancing*
Jebidiah: “HEH-HEM.”
Cornflower+Billy: *still dancing*
Jebidiah: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN I CUT IN?”
Cornflower: “Uh... sure..?” *awkward*
The party started winding down, so Cornflower once again picked up her guitar.
Cornflower: ♪♫ “Had a bachelorette party with a straaangerrr, well not really his name is Jebidiiiiii-uhhhhhh..” ♪♫
You know her full-length album is gonna be good.
And look, Billy finished his portrait of goopy carbonara! For some reason unbeknownst to me, it is now hanging in the living room. Welp.
You know the party’s over when the only person in attendance passes out on the floor. I’m pretty sure he didn’t leave until 4 AM.
Well, at least it seems enjoyed himself very much.
I just wanted to sneak this super cute picture in here. D’aww. <3
That next morning was the big day. And what was Cornflower doing?
Billy: “Oh boy, here we go..”
Cornflower: ♪♫ “Wedding day, oh it’s my wedding day. Can’t go sledding today, better pick up some new bedding today, ‘cause we all know where this day is gonna be heading today..” ♪♫
Thankfully Billy knows more than one person so their wedding party should be a little more lively. That’s right, he knows TWO people. Just kidding. He knows three, the third guy isn’t pictured. Although, it appears one of them is totally daydreaming about his lady. Possibly naked. You wouldn’t be able to tell from his thought bubble.
Redhead: “Awwwwww yeeeeaaah.”
I think that answers that question.
I will now take this time to spam you with totally adorable ~WEDDING SPAM~
Quick ~WEDDING SPAM~ break: Aw, would ya look at these big softies? I’m lookin’ at you, Jeb.
Jebidiah: “So beautiful!”
Guy in Red: “How lovely!”
Redhead: *sob* “NOW I’LL NEVER SEE CORNFLOWER NAKED I mean I’M OVERCOME WITH EMOTION OH GOD.”
~PROCEED WITH WEDDING SPAM~
Forgive me, this is my first actual TS3 wedding. (‘:
Cake cutting time! I really love the faces that are made during this interaction, so cute. :3
~END WEDDING SPAM~
Aw shit, now I’m gonna have to spam you with stargazing interactions. Damn you EA and your adorable new interactions, damn you to hell! *shakes fist*
/endspamfinally. I really am sorry. Everything just got so cute so fast and lksdhfljsdl;fskdf I COULDN’T CONTROL MYSELF OKAY?
Some time later that evening...
Billy: “It’s time.”
GOOD GOD he wasn’t kidding! It’s ~time.
MUST... NOT.. SPAM.
I’m interpreting this as Billy’s “let’s have sex” face.
And this is Cornflower’s “holy fuck yeah we should” face.
And so they did. <3
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON HERE.
AND HERE WITH THE FOOT but aww the heart’s cute. <3
APPROPRIATE SONG IS APPROPRIATE.
The next morning, Billy called and scheduled their three day honeymoon.
Chicka chicka yeah, the newly-wed Bifrosts are going to Shang Simla!
As soon as they arrived, Billy rolled the wish to visit the scholar’s garden, so that’s where they went first.
Billy tried his hand at martial arts.
Billy: “Brace yourself training dummy, I'ma knock you OUT.”
He wasn’t very good. Maybe opening his eyes would help a little.
Billy: “Yeah! Take that!”
Billy: “And that!”
While Billy was over there getting his ass kicked by the training dummy, Cornflower played chess against herself.
Cornflower: “Billy, Billy, Billy... damn, I took my queen while I wasn’t looking!”
Billy: “OH MY GOD OW! That was a cheap shot, no hitting above the shoulders! Penalty!”
After that little episode, Billy did manage to pick up a level one martial arts skill.
Billy: “I vow revenge on you, forsaken training dummy! Whatever you do, where ever you go, I will find you.”
Cornflower joined in soon after that.
Cornflower: “I mean hey, if Billy can do it, how hard can it be?”
Cornflower: “HEEEEEEYAH! I WILL TAKE YOU DOWWWWWN.”
Cornflower: “Ohmigosh, my ring! Be still my beating heart!”
Next stop was the forbidden city. Gotta load up on China exclusive items.
They decided it was best to keep their martial arts robes on even when they got to town.
Billy: “Are we fitting in yet?”
Are you slightly racist enough yet?
Cornflower quickly lost the robes when it came time to eat supper. She felt a bathing suit was a more appropriate dress code for a place as public as this.
Cornflower: “I’m sorry, but those robes were doing nothing for my boobs. Gotta let the girls breathe!”
The two were feeling pretty frisky by the time they returned to their camp.
Billy: “Jeez, Corny, hands off my man-boobs!”
Cornflower: “I’m sorry! It’s not my fault they’re unusually perky today!”
This being a honeymoon, they soon took it to the bedroom.
<3 <3 <3
It wouldn’t be a vacation if these two didn’t explore a little, so I sent them to a tomb. Ha, you guys are gonna die.
I’ve decided to use Billy as my guinea pig so if anything terrible happens, he’ll die and Cornflower will be safe to carry on with the legacy.
Billy: “Wait, what? You can’t do that- Oooh, my feet fit perfectly on this square!”
I think it’ll work out swimmingly.
Cornflower was pretty excited about the whole thing as well.
Cornflower: “AW YEAH A KEY-SHAPED KEY THING.”
Billy: “Darling, you are having way too much fun.”
Cornflower: “djkfhkljdhf I HOPE WE FIND A BASEBALL.”
Knowing the kind of quests they have in WA, I’d be surprised if you didn’t.
Billy wasn’t feeling very well at one point, so Cornflower actually got to do something.
Cornflower: “YAY TEAMWORK.”
Billy: “Yeah.. teamwork. Yay.” *clutches stomach in pain*
Billy started feeling better as soon as they found some treasures and artifacts and what not.
Billy: “There might just be enough gold in here to distract me from my horrible pain!”
Billy: “Hmm, I wonder what kind of precious artifacts I might find in here...”
Billy: “OH GOD. THE WORST KIND.”
After that little incident, Billy suddenly didn’t feel well enough to explore the dive well.
Billy: “I think you got this one, Corny. I’ll just wait here, on dry land, not drowning or anything.. Good luck!”
Cornflower: “This? Kid stuff. Bring on the electric floors!”
Billy: “Oh god, the electric floors. I had completely forgotten about the electric floors.”
Kid stuff it was, Cornflower returned within a matter of minutes.
They managed to reach the end, and find THE FINAL TREASURE. BA DA DA DAAAA! <---- That’s my impression of the ‘you found treasure or some shit’ noise from the TLOZ games.
Cornflower: “What?! You said there’d be baseballs! All I found is a bunch of gold and sparkly junk. Ugh.”
And that was that. The two returned home shortly after their little adventure, Cornflower still apparently swooning over her husbands braverism.
Cornflower: *sigh* “My guy sure can cower in the corner while I do everything.”
Billy: “LIKE A BOSS.”
Ending the chapter here because it’s already well over 80 pictures! To my defense, I actually had to sort through over 200 pictures just to type up this update. jdkhfklahsdf I just got so gosh darn spam happy. Ah well. Next time!
• Kidlets! Finally
• More of Cornflower’s many hits
• Probably some more Generations picspam, apologies in advance
Thanks for reading! <3
This one's a little on the long side. Just so you know.
(:
________________________
Previously in The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge:
We met our founder, Cornflower Bifrost, and searched Riverview high and low for a spouse, leading us to Billy Caspian. He moved in right away and Cornflower proposed. T’was an admittedly short chapter. Go!
Also: I forgot to mention last chapter that there will be just one rule I won’t be playing by: the ‘limit of two children per generation’ rule. I like experimenting with genetics, and it’s more fun to do so if you’re not limited to just two children in my opinion. That’s all.
Billy was given a little makeover after moving in. His traits are as follows: Loner, Over-Emotional, Slob, Inappropriate (so that explains the climbing into Cornflower’s bed whenever he came over) and Artistic. His favorites are French music, Hamburgers, and Black, and his LTW is Master of the Arts. Also, he’s a Taurus.
We begin this chapter with Cornflower preparing the legacy’s first actual meal.
Cornflower: “I am an A+ housewife-to-be.”
On the other side of the house, Billy has started on the legacy’s first actual painting. Judging by his LTW, I have a feeling we’ll be seeing him doing a lot of this.
Seeing as Billy isn’t exactly bringing in the big bucks being a self-employed painter, Cornflower decided to get a temporary job in the daycare profession.
Cornflower: “It was either that or being a test subject in the science career. Since I’m slightly less afraid of children than I am of scientists, I figured daycare was the best option.”
She’s gonna make a wonderful mother some day.
While she waited for the first kid to be dropped off, Cornflower jammed on her guitar. Seriously, she plays every spare moment she gets, which is a good thing if she wants to complete her LTW. Oh, and she’s been working on a new song. Let’s listen, shall we?
Cornflower: ♪♫ “Chil-dreeen are slightly less scary than sciiieeentiiiissts, WHOA OH CHIL-DREEEEEN, they’re slightly less scaaary than sciiiii-eeeen-tiiiiiiiists! Aaaaand gnoooomes! Well, gnoooomes have them both beat.” ♪♫
Well lookie here, Cornflower’s got her first client.
Aaand apparently her second. Two toddlers. Oh boy. This is gonna be fun.
Thing 1: “WAAAAAAAAH I SMELL.”
Billy: “Yeah you do. CORNFLOWER. BABY.”
Dear god, he better not act like this when Cornflower pops out a few pups of her own.
Cornflower: “I’M BUSY, THING 2 NEEDS ME. There there Thing 2, everything’s alright..”
Thing 2? Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten their names already.
Cornflower: “...It’s possible.”
Cornflower did manage to get to Thing 1 eventually.
Cornflower: “No thanks to Billy. Hey, y’know for a toddler, you’re actually kinda cute.”
Maybe Cornflower won’t be so bad at parenting after all. Here she is helping Things 1 and 2 with skilling.
Cornflower: “That’s right Thing 2, hit that one right there. Very nice! You just played Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
Thing 1: “Bitch, you can’t play that xylophone worth sheeeeeeit.”
I’m just gonna leave this here because how COOL is it that the note is right around her eye like that? /is lame so very very lame
I may have forgotten to mention that not only is Billy loaded, he also has a very nice and very expensive car. I sold it because they literally couldn’t afford their bills. And, let’s just say, they can definitely afford them now.
Because of this, Cornflower promptly quit her job after just one day of work.
Cornflower: “Yeah, that’s right, I quit! Tell Things 1 and 2 I’ll miss them, but I’ve really got to focus on my guitar playing. I plan on making it big in the music business one day, and- hello? I think I’ve just been hung up on.”
Coincidentally, this was also the day of Cornflower’s bachelorette party.
Cornflower: “I am SO READY.”
Unfortunately Cornflower hadn’t been living in Riverview long enough to even meet a woman, so literally the only person she knew besides Billy was invited. This is him.
Jebidiah: “I can’t believe you’re getting married tomorrow! We’re gonna party it UP!”
Cornflower: “Yeah! Heheh, heh.. do I know you?”
Clearly she knew him well enough to be comfortable around him in her ridiculous panties that I did not pick out, for the record.
Cornflower: “I LIKE ‘EM AND THAT’S THAT. This is a bachelorette party, correct? Aren’t we all supposed to strip down to our undies?”
Where was Billy while his fiancé was exposing herself to a man she barely knew? Inside, painting, of course.
Billy: “Corny’s a good girl, and I trust her. Also I really need to finish this portrait of the goopy carbonara that Cornflower made last night.”
Priorities: he’s totally got them sorted out.
Cornflower spent the majority of the party dancing around in her undies, removing the need to hire a proper stripper. Also: no idea why she’s wearing a lip ring all of a sudden, must available for ‘naked’ or something. Or maybe Jebidiah took her to get it done when I wasn’t looking.
Cornflower: “Gosh darn it Jebidiah, they’re on to us.”
Cornflower: “THE CLUB CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW.”
Billy was quick to join in.
Billy: *is mesmerized by chesticles* “Honey, you need to wear this outfit more often.”
Jebidiah: “Ahem.”
Cornflower+Billy: *are dancing*
Jebidiah: “HEH-HEM.”
Cornflower+Billy: *still dancing*
Jebidiah: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN I CUT IN?”
Cornflower: “Uh... sure..?” *awkward*
The party started winding down, so Cornflower once again picked up her guitar.
Cornflower: ♪♫ “Had a bachelorette party with a straaangerrr, well not really his name is Jebidiiiiii-uhhhhhh..” ♪♫
You know her full-length album is gonna be good.
And look, Billy finished his portrait of goopy carbonara! For some reason unbeknownst to me, it is now hanging in the living room. Welp.
You know the party’s over when the only person in attendance passes out on the floor. I’m pretty sure he didn’t leave until 4 AM.
Well, at least it seems enjoyed himself very much.
I just wanted to sneak this super cute picture in here. D’aww. <3
That next morning was the big day. And what was Cornflower doing?
Billy: “Oh boy, here we go..”
Cornflower: ♪♫ “Wedding day, oh it’s my wedding day. Can’t go sledding today, better pick up some new bedding today, ‘cause we all know where this day is gonna be heading today..” ♪♫
Thankfully Billy knows more than one person so their wedding party should be a little more lively. That’s right, he knows TWO people. Just kidding. He knows three, the third guy isn’t pictured. Although, it appears one of them is totally daydreaming about his lady. Possibly naked. You wouldn’t be able to tell from his thought bubble.
Redhead: “Awwwwww yeeeeaaah.”
I think that answers that question.
I will now take this time to spam you with totally adorable ~WEDDING SPAM~
Quick ~WEDDING SPAM~ break: Aw, would ya look at these big softies? I’m lookin’ at you, Jeb.
Jebidiah: “So beautiful!”
Guy in Red: “How lovely!”
Redhead: *sob* “NOW I’LL NEVER SEE CORNFLOWER NAKED I mean I’M OVERCOME WITH EMOTION OH GOD.”
~PROCEED WITH WEDDING SPAM~
Forgive me, this is my first actual TS3 wedding. (‘:
Cake cutting time! I really love the faces that are made during this interaction, so cute. :3
~END WEDDING SPAM~
Aw shit, now I’m gonna have to spam you with stargazing interactions. Damn you EA and your adorable new interactions, damn you to hell! *shakes fist*
/endspamfinally. I really am sorry. Everything just got so cute so fast and lksdhfljsdl;fskdf I COULDN’T CONTROL MYSELF OKAY?
Some time later that evening...
Billy: “It’s time.”
GOOD GOD he wasn’t kidding! It’s ~time.
MUST... NOT.. SPAM.
I’m interpreting this as Billy’s “let’s have sex” face.
And this is Cornflower’s “holy fuck yeah we should” face.
And so they did. <3
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON HERE.
AND HERE WITH THE FOOT but aww the heart’s cute. <3
APPROPRIATE SONG IS APPROPRIATE.
The next morning, Billy called and scheduled their three day honeymoon.
Chicka chicka yeah, the newly-wed Bifrosts are going to Shang Simla!
As soon as they arrived, Billy rolled the wish to visit the scholar’s garden, so that’s where they went first.
Billy tried his hand at martial arts.
Billy: “Brace yourself training dummy, I'ma knock you OUT.”
He wasn’t very good. Maybe opening his eyes would help a little.
Billy: “Yeah! Take that!”
Billy: “And that!”
While Billy was over there getting his ass kicked by the training dummy, Cornflower played chess against herself.
Cornflower: “Billy, Billy, Billy... damn, I took my queen while I wasn’t looking!”
Billy: “OH MY GOD OW! That was a cheap shot, no hitting above the shoulders! Penalty!”
After that little episode, Billy did manage to pick up a level one martial arts skill.
Billy: “I vow revenge on you, forsaken training dummy! Whatever you do, where ever you go, I will find you.”
Cornflower joined in soon after that.
Cornflower: “I mean hey, if Billy can do it, how hard can it be?”
Cornflower: “HEEEEEEYAH! I WILL TAKE YOU DOWWWWWN.”
Cornflower: “Ohmigosh, my ring! Be still my beating heart!”
Next stop was the forbidden city. Gotta load up on China exclusive items.
They decided it was best to keep their martial arts robes on even when they got to town.
Billy: “Are we fitting in yet?”
Are you slightly racist enough yet?
Cornflower quickly lost the robes when it came time to eat supper. She felt a bathing suit was a more appropriate dress code for a place as public as this.
Cornflower: “I’m sorry, but those robes were doing nothing for my boobs. Gotta let the girls breathe!”
The two were feeling pretty frisky by the time they returned to their camp.
Billy: “Jeez, Corny, hands off my man-boobs!”
Cornflower: “I’m sorry! It’s not my fault they’re unusually perky today!”
This being a honeymoon, they soon took it to the bedroom.
<3 <3 <3
It wouldn’t be a vacation if these two didn’t explore a little, so I sent them to a tomb. Ha, you guys are gonna die.
I’ve decided to use Billy as my guinea pig so if anything terrible happens, he’ll die and Cornflower will be safe to carry on with the legacy.
Billy: “Wait, what? You can’t do that- Oooh, my feet fit perfectly on this square!”
I think it’ll work out swimmingly.
Cornflower was pretty excited about the whole thing as well.
Cornflower: “AW YEAH A KEY-SHAPED KEY THING.”
Billy: “Darling, you are having way too much fun.”
Cornflower: “djkfhkljdhf I HOPE WE FIND A BASEBALL.”
Knowing the kind of quests they have in WA, I’d be surprised if you didn’t.
Billy wasn’t feeling very well at one point, so Cornflower actually got to do something.
Cornflower: “YAY TEAMWORK.”
Billy: “Yeah.. teamwork. Yay.” *clutches stomach in pain*
Billy started feeling better as soon as they found some treasures and artifacts and what not.
Billy: “There might just be enough gold in here to distract me from my horrible pain!”
Billy: “Hmm, I wonder what kind of precious artifacts I might find in here...”
Billy: “OH GOD. THE WORST KIND.”
After that little incident, Billy suddenly didn’t feel well enough to explore the dive well.
Billy: “I think you got this one, Corny. I’ll just wait here, on dry land, not drowning or anything.. Good luck!”
Cornflower: “This? Kid stuff. Bring on the electric floors!”
Billy: “Oh god, the electric floors. I had completely forgotten about the electric floors.”
Kid stuff it was, Cornflower returned within a matter of minutes.
They managed to reach the end, and find THE FINAL TREASURE. BA DA DA DAAAA! <---- That’s my impression of the ‘you found treasure or some shit’ noise from the TLOZ games.
Cornflower: “What?! You said there’d be baseballs! All I found is a bunch of gold and sparkly junk. Ugh.”
And that was that. The two returned home shortly after their little adventure, Cornflower still apparently swooning over her husbands braverism.
Cornflower: *sigh* “My guy sure can cower in the corner while I do everything.”
Billy: “LIKE A BOSS.”
Ending the chapter here because it’s already well over 80 pictures! To my defense, I actually had to sort through over 200 pictures just to type up this update. jdkhfklahsdf I just got so gosh darn spam happy. Ah well. Next time!
• Kidlets! Finally
• More of Cornflower’s many hits
• Probably some more Generations picspam, apologies in advance
Thanks for reading! <3