The La Force Legacy: Generation 1, Ch. 4
WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF!
Hummm. Chapter four. :D
I haven't got much to say about this one, strangely.
Just scroll down a bit and read. (:
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Hello. (: I believe we last left Shiloh with the birth of Anakin, the first born. So Shi, how’s that working for you?
Shiloh: “Great! I mean, he just kept crying so I figured I’d put him on the ground. He seems more comfortable now. As a matter of fact, he’s been rather quiet-”
OH MY GOD PICK HIM UP & PUT HIM IN A CRIB. Jesus.
Goodwin: “Yeah Shiloh, don’t be so insensitive. Babies need love, they need to be close to their parents!”
Earlier...
Goodwin: “Is it too late to return him? Like, can’t we just-”
No.
Goodwin: “But you don’t even know what I was going to-”
No.
Goodwin: “Are you sure?”
Yes.
Goodwin: “Ooookay point taken. Leave me to my job search now, please.”
I thought you already had a job.
Goodwin: “I did. I quit.”
..Why?
Goodwin: “I wanna be a firefighter.” :D
AH IT’S ANI’S BIRTHDAY ALREADY. :D
Ani = Anakin. He’s gonna be cute. <3
That is, if Shiloh doesn’t suffocate him with her chesticles first.
Shiloh: “OH MY GOD I’M MARRIED, I HAVE A BABY! SIGHHH.”
Five words: Attention span of a squirrel.
The glow worm experiences metamorphosis!
Ta-daaaah! Little Ani seems to have inherited his mother’s eye color, hair color and skin tone. Mirror & dresser time.
(: Yup. He’s adorable.
PS, I think I may have gotten Anakin’s favorites wrong in the last chapter. /: These should be the right ones.
I’m having some serious trouble believing this heavenly little thing is evil.
This is what Anakin’s sad little room consists of.
Shiloh gets started on his ‘toddler skillz’ right away.
Shiloh: “I’m the Yoda to his Luke, if you will.”
Even Goodwin has been thinking less about his bastard child with PreggoLez and more about his bastard child with Shiloh! Aw. (:
Seriously. If this isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen then I don’t know what is.
Shiloh: “Alright Ani, be a good spawn and make poopy for mommy!”
Anakin: “Poopy?”
Anakin: “HUUUUUHHHHHMMMMMM. I twy!”
(‘: He’s cute even while he poops.
Shiloh: “Golly gee, check out the rock on my finger!”
You really gotta stop doing this.
Shiloh: “Ahhh, Goodwin’s so wonderful. I’m so lucky to be-”
I thought you’d be the last person to get all airy about guys, Shi. It’s kinda freaking me out. x:
Shiloh: “You think I’m going soft, don’t you?” *SOBSNIFF* “I’M SORRRYYYYY WAAAAHAHAAAAHH.”
..I don’t think you’ve ever been ‘tough’, Shiloh. Are you pregnant again or something, ‘cause your mood swings are outta whack.
Shiloh: *grumble* “No, and I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that while I take out Anakin’s stanky toxic waste.”
Just saying... It’s always a possibility with Goodwin as a husband. |:
Goodwin: “Don’t drag me into this, I haven’t touched her all day! I’ve just been sitting here eating my cake.”
You’d find a way, Goodwin. Without even touching her, you’d find a way.
Goodwin: “Heh. Heheh. That’s pretty true. Wait-what the hell?”
...?
Goodwin: “You... stupid... TOOOOOIIILLLEEETT!”
Goodwin: “TOILETS! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH -lol, my arm- HHHHRRRRRAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!”
Goodwin: “Fuckin’ toilets.”
*GASP* Goodwin! I thought you were a good sim. Good sims don’t swear. (:<
Goodwin: “NNOOOOOOOOO! What have I done? I’ve broken the ‘Good Sim’ code! I’ll never be allowed back into the League of Annoyingly Good Sims (also known as LAGS)! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
I.. can’t tell if you’re making fun of me or if you’re being serious. I think you’re being serious. XD
Goodwin: “Now Ani, never say the word daddy just said. Okay?”
Anakin: “Fawkin’?”
Good one. Shiloh’s gonna looooove this.
What are you smirking about? Did you and Shiloh-
Goodwin: “Nope! Well, yes.. but that’s beside the point. I’m a sexxayy firefighter now. Huuurrr.”
You’re a water boy. And what was ‘huuurrr’?
Goodwin: “Me purring.”
Ah. Creepy.
Dude. What are you staring at?
Goodwin: “Oh. Oh, nothing.”
Uh huh. Okay then.
What do you think the first thing Goodwin does when he gets to the fire station?
Slide down the poles? Jump on the trampoline? Maintain the alarms or fire truck?
The answer is D, none of the above. He went straight for the TV.
Goodwin: “Hey, I’m with Shiloh. We really need one of these.”
-_- My sims are conspiring against me.
So I sent Goodwin to maintain the fire alarm.
Goodwin: “Because you’re no fun...”
And the fire truck. I don’t think taking a hammer to that is helping.
Then, in walked this gem of a lady.
HawttieGranny: *glares at Goodwin* “I don’t like the look o’ that there boy. He ain’t right.”
Goodwin: *smiles*
*Nods head* I know what you mean.
HawttieGranny: *shudders* “Eeesh. Kids these days.”
Goodwin: “AH BEEELIEEEVE AH CAN FLLLYYYY. AH BEEEELIEEEVE AH CAN TOUUCH THE-”
Trampoline. Lol.
Goodwin! Your first emergency?
Goodwin: “Yup! I getta wear my sexay sexay helmet.”
Goodwin: “Erm. This isn’t quite as sexy as I pictured it..”
Back at home, Shiloh’s paintings are slowly improving.
But we still had to sell them.
Shiloh: “Heh, I’ll be rich as a yeti!”
Not even gonna mess with your logic.
Shiloh: “Oh god... I hope I didn’t upset the yetis.”
Shiloh also painted a portrait of her son. Aw. (: But we had to sell that too.
HawttieGranny: “GULLDANGIT, there’s that oddball young whippersnapper again!”
I know, HawttieGranny, and I apologize in full for any future annoyance he may cause you.
HawttieGranny: “NO! I want him gone! Right here, right now!”
O_O Noo can do. His LTW is something about saving 30 sims from death in the Firefighter career er something. Sorry.
Back at home, Ani’s being adorable. But that’s nothing new.
SmoothCriminal: “AAAAHHH MY GOD, MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE!”
SmoothCriminal: “MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!”
Y’know, if I were a robber dressed in stereotypical black and white stripes, I’d change before I started yelling like a madman and drew attention to myself.
Lucky for him, Goodwin got there just in time to save his ass. He wasn’t very grateful.
SomeRacket: “NO. Unforgivable. Your wife is a llama.”
Goodwin: “But I like my wife..”
Goodwin: “God! YOU’RE... you’re not a very nice person!”
That’s sticking it to him.
I don’t remember why, but for some reason Shiloh hired this scary raccoon lady to babysit Anakin.
When Goodwin returned home, Shiloh was all over him. Guess she really can’t resist a man in uniform. :P
Goodwin: “You know, little lady, I’m uh, a fireman.” *smirk*
Shiloh: “OHMIGOSH YOU ARE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Goodwin: “Let’s make out.”
D: Sorry that your parents are getting their slurp on right next to you, Ani. I’ll pay for the therapy.
Shiloh: “Mommy and Daddy are best friends! Can you say ‘best friend’?”
You and Daddy are a hell of a lot more than friends, I can tell you that. (;
Anakin: “Buwst fwends!”
EXHIBIT A.
Twinbrook is actually really pretty. Huh.
Shiloh: “Nomnomnom cereal. Huh, I feel funny..”
Shiloh: “BLLUUUUURRRRRRGHHHHH.”
Well. That’s convenient.
Looks like Shiloh’s expecting again. (:
And hey! It’s time for Anakin to grow up.
Shiloh: “I don’t like the looks of that stereo. Remove it.”
Oh yeah. Since the lot the La Force family lives on used to be a junkyard, random pieces of furniture and appliances just show up in their backyard. Weird.
:D
Anakin: “MOMMY WOW! I’ma...”
Anakin: “..big girl now!”
0.o
Seriously. I think Anakin may be a bit gender confused.
Ahh, that’s better. As you can see, Anakin rolled Insane as his third trait. I didn’t add his favorites ‘cause I already put them in his toddler picture.
Anakin: “Yeah. So. Check it. My birthday. It ruled. Totally.”
Anakin’s such a nonchalant-looking child. I feel like I could have told him his parents died a very violent and painful death and it wouldn’t even phase him.
Aaand somewhere along the way, Goodwin must have gotten a promotion. Woot.
Back at home, Shiloh was scaring the daylights out of her son.
Anakin: “M-mom... I thought you said the boogeyman doesn’t exist..”
Shiloh: “Oh, but he DOES! In fact, I AM THE BOOGEYMAN. MUAHAHAHAHA!”
Jeez Shi, now that kid’s gonna need double therapy. -_-
Just as I feared, Anakin dreamed about the boogeyman/yeti that very night. In his formal wear.
The chapter comes to a close here, guys. No questions to ponder because I’m feeling a little uncreative and lazy. “Boo, you whore!” - Mean Girls
Anyway, you can gimmie your own questions for me to “ponder” in a comment below if you’d like. Or you can just tell me what you thought about the chapter, that works too. Either one would be loved. <3 Check back for the next chapter sooooon!
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