The La Force Legacy: Generation 3, Ch. 5
TWO UPDATES WITHIN THE SPAN OF A WEEK? What is this tomfoolery?!
Yup, springing another one on ya. To be fair, the last chapter was actually quite short for my standards, so I thought I'd post a chapter of the usual length today. ENJOY. (:
IN THE LAST DEATH-PACKED EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
EVERYBODY DIED I mean, Anakin died and I cried like a little girl. <3 The Grim Reaper revealed that he was dying and made Anakin his apprentice. Bowser became an adorably awkward teen. Ecruteak both snooped AND discovered she was pregnant. Bryce died. Basically, the entire house still reeks of death. Persist!
After loosing two family members within the span of two days, Padmé decided the family could use someone who could clean and maybe help out with the kids once in a while. And being the inventive sim she is, she ordered a simbot! Ordered rather than built, because patience is not exactly my strong suit. :P Anyway, meet Meghann La Force. We’ll call her Meg, though. Her traits are as follows: Brave, Flirty, Hydrophobic, Green Thumb, and Evil. This’ll certainly be interesting.
Padmé was more excited about this than anyone.
Padmé: “HECK YES, this is the best day of my life!”
Padmé: “It’s also the worst.. BUT WHO AM I KIDDING I’M SO EXCITED OHMIGAH.”
Padmé = INTERNALLY CONFLICTED.
She wasn’t the only one, though. The arrival of the family’s simbot excited Peach as well. Go figure, a loner being excited about meeting someone who’s not even alive. XD
All the excitement seemed to make Meg nervous malfunction. Or maybe it was just that Evil trait.
Meg: “Too... many... humans... must... resist... urge... to... KILL.”
Strangely enough, that didn’t ward off Peach. Nope, pretty much the exact opposite.
Peach: “It’s okay Meg, people make me nervous too! You look like you could use a hug.”
Bowser: *is ignoring everything he is seeing right now*
Bowser: “Whoa whoa whoa Peach, I’m all for lesbian hugs and whatnot, but SIMBOT lesbian hugs? Take that filth somewhere else.”
Peach: “Don’t listen to him, he just doesn’t understand. Not like you do.”
Meg: “...Right. I will be going now. Miss Padmé requests my services. Good day.”
Padmé was understandably heartbroken and visited Bryce’s grave daily.
It seemed Meg was rather shaken up about the whole thing as well.
Meg: “He was so young, so full of life! And with such an attractive frame, too. Initiating crying sequence in three, two, one... Boo hoo. Boo hoo. Boo hoo.”
Meg: “The poor fellow! It’s a shame, he was.. *sniff* high-definition... as well. BOO HOO BOO HOO BOO HOO.”
Meg: “Oh well, nothing a screw driver can’t fix.”
DON’T YOU WISH YOU COULD FIX DEAD PEOPLE LIKE THIS?
..Or maybe not. That would actually be terrifying. XD
Remember the cute little girl from a few chapters ago? The one I joked about setting Bowser up with (even though he was just a toddler)? Well this is her. Her name’s Kelley, and she came home with Bowser today. (;
The teens did what most teens do best: gossip.
Bowser: “Bryce La Force just died. Isn’t it a shame? LOL.”
Kelley: “LOLOMG GOOD ONE.”
And that’s literally what he said. While laughing. Kids these days. -_-
Meg had arrived only a few hours ago and already her and Padmé were beginning to butt heads.
Padmé: “I’ve had it up to here with you! Your evilness is inexcusable.”
Meg: “My apologies, Miss Padmé. I assumed you would be happy with me after I laced the shower water with sulfuric acid.”
Padmé: “...You still have a thing or two to learn about what makes me happy, Meg.”
Meg: “Miss Padmé is angry with me. I cannot bare it. MUST.. CHOKE SELF.. AS.. PUNISHMENT..”
..No dick jokes? Whaaat? XD
Apparently sometime between leaving for work and now, Ecruteak went into labor. Huh. I must have missed the pain faces. Either that or Teak’s virtually numb down there now.
Ecruteak: “Oh believe you me, the pain is HERE. I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.”
Hours later, Ecruteak came running out of the hospital with a baby boy named Mario La Force. He was born with the traits Slob and Evil. I’m sure that, from wherever he is, Anakin is smiling down (up?) on the small grandnephew who is already so much like his granduncle. Also, his favorites are Roots music, Falafel, and the color Aqua.
Either I got too impatient and aged Mario up right away, or nothing interesting happened in the one day he was a baby for so I just didn’t take any screenshots. I honestly can’t remember, but either way it’s birthday time!
Oh.
My.
GOD.
HE’S SO CUTE I JUST WANNA LSAK;DJFLAS;DF’LASEF! I’m a little upset that we have had ZERO ginger babies this generation (WTF NOLAN, PUT SOME MORE EFFORT INTO THIS) but Mario’s total adorableness so makes up for it. <33
Hey look! It’s Gateon’s son Darrin all grown up! He definitely looks more like his mother, but I think he at least has Gate’s lips. /is a genetics freak
As it turns out, Meg is really good with Mario. She’s constantly snuggling him. I just keep thinking that one day she’ll snuggle him a little too hard and he’ll just.. explode. O_O But he seems to like her, so it’s all good.
Meet family gnome numero dos: Mario La Force (I shit you not, I just “randomized” the EA names and this was the first one to pop up). Padmé received him whilst vacationing in the past.
In other gnome news, Angel seems to have taken a real interest in the family’s graveyard.
THIS JUST IN: The La Forces are moving to Barnacle Bay!
I know it seems a bit sudden, and I wish I could have incorporated it into the story somehow, but the real reason behind the move is that the original lot in Twinbrook was glitching real bad. Everyone was stuck in their beds and no one was able to feed a starving Mario, poor little guy almost died. D: So it was a very necessary move. I’m really excited about it though, it feels nice to start fresh.
Most of you probably recognize this as one of the pre-made EA houses. I’ve probably said this before, but I really suck at building. I’m happier with just customizing and adding on to pre-made houses. Anyway! Back to the story.
Padmé wasn’t thrilled about the move. After all, she’d lived in Twinbrook all her life. Barnacle Bay was too... clean for her tastes. Where were all the swamps, all the brush? What about the dank, hazy air? They had been replaced with surf, sand, and fresh air. This was going to take some getting used to.
Meg seemed to be indifferent about the whole thing. She remained expressionless, her eyes dull and cold, her joints stiff... mostly because she was a simbot.
Nolan felt optimistic about the situation. Maybe this would be the place his career would finally take off. Maybe this place could make him a rock star.
Ecruteak was rather pissed about it all. She too felt that Twinbrook was the one and only home for her.
Ecruteak: “WHERE ARE ALL THE INBREDS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THESE PEOPLE ALL LOOK TOO... UNRELATED.”
Peach smiled pleasantly at the new house. It was bigger than the old one, which meant more places for her to be alone. Bowser stared on rather apprehensively, but he always did that.
Daisy was thrilled. ‘Nuff said.
And lastly, adorable little Mario probably would have been content anywhere. He was mostly unaware of any major changes.
The first thing Padmé did after everybody settled in was to start building another time machine. Like an idiot, I forgot to put the old one in the family inventory before the move. Padmé didn’t really seem to mind, though.
I did manage to remember the three most important things, though: The graves of Shiloh, Anakin, and Bryce. I tried taking Goodwin’s grave as well, but for some reason I wasn’t able to pick it up and drag it to anyone’s inventory. Ah well.
Meg had started taking a rather odd interest in Nolan. She cornered him every chance she had when they were alone.
Meg: “Are my temperature probes malfunctioning or is it getting hot in here?”
/totally did not google robot pickup lines for this
Nolan: “No offense Meg... but you’re kinda weirding me out.”
Meg: “Resistance is futile, Master Nolan. You WILL be mine.”
Nolan: O___O “...ECRUTEAK?!”
Ecruteak: *is too focused on her complexion to care*
Nolan: “...Peach?!”
Peach: *is too focused on her reflection to care*
Nolan: “..Daisy? Bowser?! ANYONE?!”
Daisy: *is too focused on the television to care* “It’s not commercial yet, DAD.”
Bowser: “I could have sworn I just heard my dad scream out in agony... maybe I should see what’s wrong.. buuut I better finish my Trig homework first.”
Mario: *is blissfully ignorant to everything that is going on*
Meg: “Your husband will belong to me!”
Ecruteak: “OH DEAR GOD. Is.. is that a pimple?! I’m 30, I don’t GET pimples anymore!”
Nolan: “I feel so loved right now.” -_-
Meg: “If I cannot obtain Nolan... then I shall claim his son. Mario La Force, YOU ARE MINE.” *evil red robot eyes*
Mario: “Teehee!” *still blissfully ignorant*
After all the simbot drama died down, the family sat down for its first meal together in a long time. Well, minus Ecruteak who was on the job and Mario who was probably napping. Whatever, I’ll take whatever togetherness I can get from this family.
Bryce decided to come a-haunting that night for the first time.
But he just watched the cooking channel all night, which didn’t surprise me one bit.
Aaand the next morning, the family woke up to discover that I had installed Outdoor Living! I’ll give you a quick tour of the new La Force Backyard Chill Zone. Here’s the pool, with rounded edges. OOOoooOOooh!
And here we have the jacuzzi, complete with rock-shaped stereo speakers.
The bar, with this giant... light thing.
Outdoor kitchen + eating area and television set.
Lastly, we have a nice, relaxing sitting area in the shade. I don’t think anyone’ll ever go back inside.
And Padmé finished time machine v2.0! So that’s pretty awesome.
Ever since their backyard became bitchin’, high school kids are suddenly so much more willing to come home with the teens after school.
Kid: “If I had known they were rich, I wouldn’t have given that awkward-looking kid a wedgie today after school! This place is AWESOME.”
Padmé was the first to try out the hot tub. And rightfully so, she’s probably the hardest working one in the family.
Padmé: “Ahhhh, this is so nice... except my feet are pruning like raisins. Meh, what else is new.”
Looks like I forgot Teak’s birthday while I was out with Padmé. Whoopsies.
Ecruteak: “Whaddya think? Would Nolan still tap this?”
Of course he would. <3 Well, as long as Meg doesn’t get in the way first.. ._.
Oh yeah, I think I forgot to mention that somewhere along the way both Nolan and Meg (how?!) managed to obtain two celebrity stars, while both Ecruteak and Peach have one as well. So now the paps have started to loiter around the La Force property at all hours of the day (and night).
This one mostly just writes stories on the seemingly homeless people who watch the La Forces’ outdoor TV at night. That’s front page stuff right there.
The next morning was Mario’s birthday party. I guess Meg wasn’t kidding when she said she’d claim Mario for himself, she’s almost always holding him. I’m only slightly alarmed by this.. O__O
/HERPDERPFACE.
Still herpderping? Ah well. Mario aged up with the trait Light Sleeper.
Muuuch better post-makeover. Appropriate devilish grin is appropriate!
Mario: “Oh, the evil I could do with this body! I can’t wait for school tomorrow. Bitches better have their lunch money ready for me, or else they will RUE THE DAY THEY CROSS MARIO LA FUCKING FORCE. MUAHAHAHA!”
Mario: “..But first, sleep. Hey, spawn of satan children need sleep too.”
Peach: “And so I told her, yetis are lame...”
Peach: “..But unicorns are where it’s at. Ya dig?”
Daisy: “Sis, you need to get out more. And talk who other people. Namely, other people who AREN’T me.”
Just as Mario was falling asleep, Meg burst in and woke him with her evil jabber.
Meg: “And then, the entire planet will be covered in toxic waste! And the world will be mine, all mine! Muahahaha!”
Mario: “I’m all for diabolical plots and all Meg, but could you try not to recite yours so loudly? And so.. in my bedroom?”
The girls got a chance to try out the jacuzzi before bed as well.
Peach: “You know what would go PERFECTLY with this?”
Daisy: “Hot guys.”
Peach: “No, even better. Tell me you couldn’t go for a partially-eaten turkey leg right now.”
Daisy: “..I couldn’t go for a partially-eaten turkey leg right now.”
Peach: “Hmm. Well, suit yourself. Wait a second.. is that a... thought bubble up there?”
Daisy: “I swear we’re not related.”
Padmé took advantage of the outdoor kitchen and made hot dogs.
WHY IS THIS ALWAYS HILARIOUS TO ME?
XD
And hey, Nolan is now a music talent scout! So.. there’s that. I know, I’m sorry. Promotions aren’t very exciting. /:
The next morning I found Meg harassing poor Nolan, once again. Poor guy was just trying to get some breakfast.
Meg: “But Master Nolan! I am simply ‘over the moon’ about you, and whatever other clichés you puny humans use. Be mine?”
Nolan: “Look, Meg, I’m married. I’m.. er, flattered that you like me and all, but I love Ecruteak and nothing will ever change that. Plus I’m hungrier than a horse right now, and when that happens, I get angry. You don’t want to see me angry.”
..Nolan smaaaash? XD
Meanwhile, Ecruteak was out chatting up some two star celebrity. I swear, ever since she got her first celeb star, homegurl’s been obsessed with gaining another.
Ecruteak: “You know Nolan La Force, celebrity music talent scout extraordinaire? Well, I know him. Personally. Wanna know how?”
Ecruteak: “Here’s a hint: I’ve seen him naked and we end up in bed together every night.”
CelebGuy: “So what, you’re like, his groupie or something?”
Ecruteak: “CLOSE, but no. I’m his wife. Though I suppose they’re kind of the same thing, y’know, minus the love and all. Alright, I dished, so hand over my second celebrity star.”
CelebGuy: “Ha, you’re pretty funny. You know what? I like you. I now give you permission to talk to me like a normal person instead of kissing my ass all day long. Though if you wish to continue kissing my ass, I will certainly not stop you.”
Ecruteak: “Cool beans, brah!”
CelebGuy: “..Don’t make me revoke your privileges.”
Ecruteak: “Right. Sorry.”
Chapter ends here, guys. NEXT TIME!
- Birthdays! But those always happen so I’m sure you expect them by now.
- Old lady tattoos! Those are always fun.
+ Other stuff I can’t remember right now!
Also! I smell an heir poll coming up in the near future. READY YOURSELVES, MY FRIENDS. (;