The La Force Legacy: Generation 3, Ch. 2
I love Thursdays. Mostly because Thursday night is Office night.
That is all. Enjoy. :D
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IN THE LAST CLARITIN CLEAR EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Ecruteak proposed to Nolan and gave birth to their twin girls, Peach and Daisy. Shiloh (finally!) returned as a ghost to say hello to the family watch G4. Ecruteak snooped. Bryce completed his Lifetime Wish. That’s about it. Onward!
Remember how I promised better parenting skills in the last chapter? Yeah, I lied.
Nolan: “What are you talking about?! Mr. Hector is an excellent father to his children!”
You could stand to learn a lesson or two from Mr. Hector, then!
Nolan loved his girls though, there was no denying it.
Nolan: “My little Peachy... or whoever it is I’m holding. Er, Daisy? ECRUTEAK!”
Ecruteak: “You’ve got Peach, darling. This little angel right here is my Daisy.”
Strangely enough, Ecruteak, the insane parent, is the most sane when it comes to the children. She’s an excellent mommy so far.
Cake time for the twins! Peach, the (slightly) older one, was up first.
FRECKLE BB, HOW I LOVE YOU. <3 She’s got Teak’s hair and eye color, and I think the rest is all her dad.
Next was Daisy, who looks almost exactly like her sister, minus the freckles.
Seeing as he’d just completed his LTW the other day, Bryce saw no reason to stay working in the culinary career. He called up his boss and retired.
Ecruteak: “Great job, Dad! You deserve it.”
Bryce: “Why, I feel like I’m at the Super Bowl!”
I dunno why, but I always sort of imagined Bryce slowly growing senile as an old man. XD
Bryce: “WHAT THE FUCK.”
WHAT THE FUCK INDEED. This is Peach. I guess she couldn’t wait to grow up and congratulate (or protest?) her grandpa. o___o
Luckily she went back to being normal and cute soon enough.
Peach: “No more ewastic arms for me. Bwocks iz where it’s at.”
Like her father, Daisy seemed to prefer Mr. Hector.
Daisy: “Mr. Hector TASTE GEWWD.”
Grandma Pad loves her grandbabies. If she’s not inventing, she’s spending all her time with the girls.
It’s the same with Grandpa Bryce. They’re so helpful.
Considering the two already had children together, Teak and Nolan decided it was about time they set a date to be married. Everyone in the family was invited.
Gateon showed up without Leah, strangely.
Nolan seemed content to provide the music for his own wedding.
Nolan: “Who’s better than me? NOBODY.”
Olivine and Vermilion showed up as well, and seemed to be silently arguing over who got to approach Nolan first.
Olivine: “I’m younger and more vibrant, Verm.”
Vermilion: “Well I’ve got the bigger bazungas, Oli.”
Ecruteak: “Well, I’ve got Nolan.” <3
Oh yes, Han showed up as well.
Along with Amidala, Yoda, and I think that’s Mace? Bryce is just standing in there so I’ll confuse him with the other old people.
Nolan and Teak exchanged vows right next to the pretty arc I gave them. -_- Figures.
Ecruteak: “Are you sure you want me, and not my vibrant triplet sister or the other one with the huge chesticles?”
Nolan: “I’m sure I want you, the crazy but sweet sister who is exactly like me in every aspect. I love you.”
Ecruteak: “I love you too, Nol.”
It seemed everyone had a different thought about the wedding.
Ecruteak: “I like Nolan.”
Nolan: “I like Ecruteak.”
Vermilion: “I like this party.”
Gateon: “MONEY MONEY MONEY.”
Jar Jar: “This house is so much bigger than I remember it..”
Han: “Laundry detergent?”
Gateon didn’t bring his wife Leah, but he did bring Leah’s daughter Regan. How strange.
She basically just sat around and watched T.V., just as many children in this household had before her.
The newlyweds put their girls to bed, and spent the rest of the evening autonomously hugging and kissing.
Even Shiloh showed up later during the night, and slept in Anakin’s bed while he was at work. Looks like Shi really misses her oldest son.
Bryce started the girls on their skills the next morning.
Bryce: “That’s right, Daisy. Be a good girl and walk to Grandpa!”
Daisy: “Uh, Gwamps? I fink you got a rip on your pwivates.”
Bryce: “So I do! It seems I’m stuck in this position as well. Be a dear and crawl over to your Gran, will you?”
Out on the job, Ecruteak decided to snoop in some guy’s trash can. Right in front of him, of course.
OldGuy: “Oh no. You’re one of them La Forces, ain’tcha? That family known for pushin’ out all kinds of weirdos?”
Ecruteak: “That’s the one!”
OldGuy: “Aw, hell! I’m too old for this shit.”
Ecruteak: “Thanks for your time, sir! Wait a minute...”
Ecruteak: “I feel... pregnant.”
Ecruteak: “OKAY NOW I REALLY FEEL PREGNANT GUYS. BLARF.”
Daisy: “No poop, momma.”
Turns out she was exactly right.
Ecruteak: “Hello there little gnome, I’m your new mommy!”
Padmé built this miner thing that Bryce instantly took over.
Bryce: “Oh, what? It’s six o’ clock in the morning? And I’ve got this giant drill that makes all this noise...”
Padmé: “I’m suddenly regretting all of this.”
Bryce: “Think of the gems, Padmé! THINK OF THE GEMS.”
Eterna stopped by to creep visit later in the day. I don’t know what it is about him, but all of Ecruteak’s sisters have taken a sudden interest in Nolan.
Eterna: “Noooooooo-LAN.” *inhale exhale*
Nolan: “Oh...hi, Eterna. I should really go take out the trash now..”
Eterna: “Wait! Don’t you just hate art? I mean, it’s not logical at all! We as humans have no use for it! Might as well be a hole in my head, or Miley Cyrus. All things we don’t need.”
Nolan: “Eterna, I’m a musician for christ sake! You’re complaining to the wrong person, no offense.”
Lucky for Nolan, that was enough to make her leave him alone.
Back inside, Bryce was teaching Daisy the very same knowledge that had been passed down for generations in the La Force family: Cloud classification.
Bryce: “Nimbostratus clouds produce rain or snow. Can you say nimbostratus?”
Daisy: “Nimbostwatus!”
In other news, OMGOMG OUR FIRST MAGICAL GNOME<3
I get too excited. I think I named him Angel for god knows what reason.
Both parents are really pulling for a boy this time. So am I, since the house was pretty much overrun with girls last generation.
Ecruteak: “Exactly. We don’t want a Gateon situation.”
Anakin likes to pretend that he’s this heartless old bag, but whenever he thinks nobody’s looking, he goes all mushy on his grandnieces.
Anakin: “You’re pretty cute for a little shit machine. And don’t even think about telling your mother about this. One word and Mr. Bunnybear looses all his stuffing.”
Peach: “Wuv you, Annykins.”
Anakin: “Don’t start with that cute shit now. Time for bed, Peachy.”
The next morning, Bryce got up bright and early to visit Gateon to see how he and his family were doing. Not too bad from the looks of it, if this is where they live. o__o
To Bryce’s delight, Leah had just got done working out and greeted him in her athletic wear.
Leah: “It’s so nice to see you again, Bryce. How’s the family?”
Bryce: “Can I stay here forever and ever with you?
This little cutie right here is Gateon and Leah’s son! I think his name is Darrin, but I could be wrong. He looks just like Gateon save for the hair (I don’t know where the black came from, Leah’s hair is brown) so I know he’s gonna grow up nicely.
Back at the La Force household, the twins were celebrating yet another birthday.
Peach was first, as usual.
And then Daisy.
Peach aged up with Eco-Friendly as her third trait.
Daisy received Unlucky for her third trait. I love their twin Plusle and Minun shirts TOO MUCH. x3
After aging up, Peach headed straight for the video games.
Peach: “Hah, how do you like that King Dodongo? EAT BOMBS YA OVERGROWN LIZARD!”
Daisy, on the other hand, headed straight for Anakin.
Daisy: “Great Uncle Ani, what’s your favorite planet? Mine’s Saturn.”
Anakin: “Great Uncle Ani, huh? I like the sound of that.”
Anakin: “Anyway, I guess my favorite planet would have to be the moon, because to moon someone is to show them your ass. Which I enjoy.”
Daisy: “I don’t think the moon is a planet-”
Anakin: “OH AND I SUPPOSE YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME PLUTO ISN’T A PLANET EITHER. Hmph. Kids these days.”
Later that evening, Ecruteak went into labor.
Ecruteak: “This little gnome wants out. NOW.”
Nolan: “OH GOD OH GOD WHAT DO I DO? STAND HERE AND JUMP AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT?! OKAY!”
Say hello to Bowser La Force, who is a Clumsy Athlete so far. His favorites are Rockabilly, Fish and Chips, and Purple.
That brings us to the end of this chapter. Tune in next time for:
-More birthdays! (as if you didn’t know)
-More gnomes!
-And most of all, more of those weirdo La Forces. See ya! <3