Bout 006 (Video/Action): It really IS a Persona protagonist.

[usegalacticpunt]

[The video opens on a Ditto, who seems to look a little sheepish. Behind it is everyone's favorite female kick-favoring martial artist, Chie, looking extremely irritated. She grabs the sides of the Ditto's face and stretches it out, then lets go, allowing it to snap back into place.]

Souji-kun. [Yikes, that's a cold tone. Streeeetch... Snap. Chie

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[thebelsareinert]

Don't like bugs?

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[isthisourchance]

Nnnnnno. Especially not the bugs here. I swear some of those things were three feet long!

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[thebelsareinert]

That's nothing. My Yanmega's nearly twice that.

Want to see him?

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[isthisourchance]

[Squeak!] N-No thanks!

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[usedkunai]

[Was listening from a couple of feet away, but didn't interrupt. He's holding a Vulpix and looking a bit distressed himself.]

Heh... I think the rule's gonna have to be that we all need to keep our Pokémon far away from that thing if we don't want a million more eggs lying around.

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[isthisourchance]

Ugh, no kidding. I mean, I don't mind helping with Souji-kun's breeding center, but I'd like a little warning first!

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[usedkunai]

Hey, at least you'll make a quick few bucks on it, right? It's not totally bad. Even if it's kind of annoying.

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[isthisourchance]

Yeah, that's true. Or someone might have a cool new Pokémon to trade me.

[She glances over at Yosuke now, setting down her gear, and...] Hey, speaking of new Pokémon. Did you just get that fox there?

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[restardom]

[ she's really trying not to laugh. Mostly because-- that poor Ditto. Tiramisu the Cleffa is perched in her lap, looking at that Ditto like it's the most fascinating thing EVER. ]

Do you think we could get a restraining order for a Pokémon? We'll be up to our necks in eggs before long.

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[isthisourchance]

I don't think even that would stop this guy. [Siiiigh.] What we need is some duct tape or something.

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[restardom]

If that worked... but on the bright side, you're a grandma now!

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[isthisourchance]

[CHOKE.] Wha -- I -- d-do you have to put it like that? Sheesh...

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[reimprovise]

Honestly, I'd take this sort of exciting over the bugs, any day.

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[isthisourchance]

Yeah, me too, no question there. It's just annoying to have this pile of eggs here and no idea what to do with them. I really don't have room for half a dozen new Snorunts on my team, y'know?

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[reimprovise]

What exactly are they, anyway? They sort of look like glorified, walking tents.

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[isthisourchance]

Oh, they're ice types! Suzuka Gongen over here's learned a bunch of good ice moves. [The aforementioned Snorunt, sitting on the bed nearby, nods proudly.] And she's actually got a really powerful bite, too. You wouldn't think so, but it's true!

action; it's not a blob monster. it has feelings, alright 8(

[usedeverything]

[ ....is this the feeling that Yosuke gets every time before a kick to the nads? It's such a dark and horrible feeling.... Oh God, whyyyyy. ]

...Sorry about that...

I should probably keep it in the box when I don't need it... [ He is ready for a kick if needed... Just anywhere but his nads, please... ]

action; it has too many feelings. that is the issue here. >:|

[isthisourchance]

[Don't worry, Souji, you're not going to get kicked. You still have some credit left over from the whole saving-the-world and helping-me-iron-out-my-neuroses things.]

Probably a good idea, yeah. I mean, I'm glad to donate some eggs to the cause, as long as it's okay with them. Which apparently it is. I just want some warning first, y'know?

action; but better than none ;;

[usedeverything]

[ Oh boy, that's good. He kinda needs these nads, y'know. ]

Yeah... It just kinda runs off when I'm not looking...

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[isthisourchance]

[We're just not going to ask what he needs them for.]

Maybe it needs to be trained a bit better? I remember Bruce tried to run off a lot at first. I had to sit him down and talk to him on the way to Cherrygrove.