Chapter 23; Video

[usedtherapy]

[[Good evening, Johto. This broadcast has not been brought to you by the typical bookish blond that usually occupies the screen when this 'gear is in use, but the oh-so-cool mug of her Quagsire, Insufferable Prick. He's sporting a pretty sweet pair of shades (which Rose still hasn't figured out where he acquired them from) and a look that just

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[audio] speaking a those psycho types

[soulcool]

[Yeah, Soul got the rundown from Maka Alakabarn, and he figures hey, why not?

Have a trainer, Pokebro. B)]

What kinda advice is he needing, dude?

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[usedtherapy]

[[Sweet. Awesome.]]

Quag. Sire quag. Quag sire sisi quag.

[[Wants to charm her. Gain her heart. Can't even talk to her without stuttering like a nervous hare or something.]]

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[soulcool]

[He's quiet for a sec as he listens to Maka's translation.]

Ahhhh, I get you.

We're talking about Casey, right?
He's gotta get her attention first -- maybe get her something she likes, you know?

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[usedtherapy]

Quagsire. Quag quag.

Flaaf?! Fl-flaa! Flaa! Ffffyy Flaaffy flaffy. Flaffy. Flaaaffy flaf ffy flaf!

[[Yup. Hear that, Fleecy?

What?! N-not! Not! Maybe C-Casey, but! What. I don't. I don't know what sh-she likes!]]

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[usedwindything]

[Why hello there, Prick. You should recognize this handsome face with as much time as his master has spent with yours.]

[Does he have any advice? Probably, but it doesn't look like he's keen on sharing it just yet. Instead, he's just going to stare at the camera for a while.]

[What is going on in that head?]

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[usedtherapy]

[[And he'll just stare back.]]

Sup, Sass.

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[usedwindything]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrreeeeeee.]

Hello, Prick.

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[usedtherapy]

[[That's cool. He knows you're not the most talkative Pokebro. He's cool with that.]]

Nice weather today, ain't it?

Video; Fuck yes Miltank.

[usedtherapy]

Whoa, fishbro. Hey dude.

[[Glancing off the screen, likely at the Flaaffy in question.]]

Can't see him doing well with poetry. He'd be the only one of the herd to fall for the Houndoom wearin' the Mareep skin.

[[A very indignant "I-I would not!" from off screen.]]

Plus, he fucking stutters up a storm when talking with her. I mean fuck can't understand a word he bleats.

Video; Gotta have someone to fall back on.

[usedtherapy]

Oh fuck dude.

Dude.

Best fucking idea right there. Seriously, I don't see what everyone keeps saying about Magikarp. That? Grade A brilliance.

[[He's being sincere here too, despite the fact he hasn't changed his expression.]]

Pretty sure it wouldn't be too hard to talk a wild Pokebro into doing that either. Wouldn't happen to have any fishy friends of yours willing to turn a bustlin' bunny into a lapin in distress, would you?

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[unzodiacal]

[Kyo has been neglecting the Gear for two and half weeks, now, and Cat is bored. The only Pokémon he's been able to interact with have been ones he had to fight, or Tohru's Pokémon. While his trainer is asleep in his bed, the Meowth draws out the Gear from underneath the bed with his teeth, turning it on. He's seen Kyo do it enough times, and Meowths are intelligent and mischievous Pokémon so he doesn't afraid of anything. He listens to the strange blue creature but doesn't really understand what he's getting at. Too much slang for him, Insufferable Prick.]

What're you talking about? What's the problem?

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[usedtherapy]

[[Oh come on. That was totally understandable.]]

Fleecy's got the hots for this rabbit Pokesis and can't fucking figure out how to just go and proposition her for egg making. Too scared.

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[unzodiacal]

Ohhhh, so you mean he likes his sister?

Who is a rabbit?

And he wants to make eggs with her?

Isn't that kind of wrong?

[Meowth is staring at you with a o.o face, Pokébro.]

Video; Oh my god XD

[usedtherapy]

...no no. No dude. Pokesis. Not sister. There's a difference.

[[Was this worth explaining?]]

He wants to make eggs with this rabbit. They're not related in the least, though man. Knowing Fleecy he probably wouldn't care anyway.

[Video] i have no pokemon icons orz

[puzzlesitter]

[Have a Jigglypuff, who is just omg so excited about this.]

Flowers~! Lots of lovely flowers~! Oooh ooh or food~! I mean, who doesn't like berries?!

Video; Aw!

[usedtherapy]

[[Wow, calm yo' tits Puffy. Ain't nothing to be excited about here. It's pretty pathetic really, why would you even?]]

That's a good point. Fucking love berries myself. So he needs a bouquet and box of berries, cool. Anything else, babe? Really appreciating your input here, lady.

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[puzzlesitter]

[~LOVE IS INCREDIBLY EXCITING~ Jigsaw starts to bounce a little bit.]

Ooh!
He should make sure he looks presentable! A Pokemon should look nice out of respect for the one he loves! He can't just face her while looking all shabby!

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[usedtherapy]

[[Fuck dude. He's all sorts of weirded out, you don't even know. Doesn't know how to deal with all of this excitement right now. So he's just going to do what he does when he gets into situations like this.

Nothing. See this cool face? Yeah. Still cool.]]

So we need to find ourselves some kind of hairdressing Pokemon or something. Does a Pokemon like that even exist? What would it be "Homostylor, the gay salon Pokemon."? I could hear that dex entry now.

"It uses it's scissor like hands like some fucking horror flick and just cuts the shit out of it's opponents." In fact the only moves it would know is Slash and Cut. It's just so badass it's hatched knowing Cut. Dude that would be fucking sweet, I would totally want him on my team.

Bet a fucking Scyther could do it. Arms look like they're made for shearing. Shit, do you know any Scyther, sis?