Chapter 37; Text

[usedtherapy]

I possess an infinitesimal inquisition for anyone who might be capable procuring an answer for me.
The throng of people who are able to sate this curiosity is dubious at best, I'm sure, however I ask none the less.
Exactly how long have I been absent from Johto?
And how many of my confidants remain?

[[Guess who's finally awake and feels like she

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[8etterl8]

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well
Look who's finally up.
I'm still here at any r8.
I can't think of anyone who has disappeared.
Oh, and you've 8een out for something around a 7 or 8 days.

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[usedtherapy]

Seven or eight?
It feels like it's been so much longer.
I'm relieved to know you all are still present then, thank you.
Might I inquire as to what I've missed whilst I've been gone?

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[8etterl8]

Oh.
My.
God.
You missed possi8ly the 8est, worst, and wierdest thing!
Karkat and Eridan went on a full on flushed d8!

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[usedtherapy]

[[It's going to take her a moment to reply, because she is busy trying to comprehend this.]]

Willingly?
Karkat agreed on his terms, not on the condition that Eridan will shut up if he does?

[[See. The last Karkat she remembered wanted to - and attempted to! - strangle Eridan. So this is a little...weird. To say the least.]]

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[8etterl8]

Willingly as far as Eridan put it.
8ut that's Eridan.
He coooooooould 8e lying. I wouldn't put it past him.
He seemed really serious a8out it though.
Super defensive.
And Karkat didn't deny it.

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[homofuckiens]

MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.
HOLY SHIT.

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[8etterl8]

Woooooooow.
8utt out Karkat!
Mind your OWN fucking 8usiness instead of snooping on other people's convers8tions!

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[homofuckiens]

YOU TELLING PEOPLE MY GODDAMN BUSINESS IS, IN FACT, MY FUCKING BUSINESS!

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[8etterl8]

She asked what she missed.
I was thinking of the 8iggest possi8le thing.
Which would 8e you and Eridan.
Don't even g8t me started on you and keeping your goddamn mouth sh8t, 8y the way!

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[homofuckiens]

AND YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS MY PLACE TO SAY SOMETHING AND NOT YOURS.
BESIDES, WHAT DID I DO???

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[8etterl8]

8esides fucking everything!!!!!!!!
Do you even know how to keep secrets!?
Shit l8ke people dying!!!!!!!!

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[homofuckiens]

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SHIT HEADS DYING.
HE'S THE ONE THAT HAPPENED TO KEY IN ON THAT PHRASE.

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[8etterl8]

I'm not even just talking a8out John here.
That was 8ad enough, 8ut I've talked to him a8out that.
He said you weren't at fault.
8ut fucking Tavros!

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[homofuckiens]

I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS.
FUCK, I NEVER TOLD HIM ANYTHING FURTHER ON THAT.
IT'S, ONCE AGAIN, SOMETHING HE MIGHT HAVE INFERRED THAT ABOUT HIMSELF FROM A VERY TRUE STATEMENT!

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[8etterl8]

He told me you as good as told him!
May8e not str8 up, 8ut you defin8tly implied it, and he a8solutely inferred it!
You also told him a 8unch of the others were dead!
Not to even mention the implic8tions you left a8out me!!!!!!!!

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[homofuckiens]

BECAUSE A SHIT TON OF TROLLS ARE DEAD, VRISKA.
THAT'S AN IRREFUTABLE FACT.
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION YOU TO HIM
AND I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY WHO ALL WERE DEAD AND WHO ALL WAS ALIVE.
IT HAPPENED TO BE A THING THAT WAS OF IMPORTANCE AT THE TIME UNTIL SHIT STARTED GOING INTO FUCKING MOTION.