[Today Panty is actually not in the best of moods, so you don't get any mocking cackles. Instead she just gives the screen a glare, as if she's saying "fuck you all" without saying anything just yet, then keeps going.]

Got my fucking badge. Don't see what the big deal is, all I did was have Shitstain shit on some birds for it. Is it really ( Read more... )

[Good afternoon, Violet Citygoers and those watching over the network. If you may recall, Panty's last entry was, well... A bit tasteless. (Or delicious, depending on your point of view.) It seems, in the spirit of Friday the 13th, what goes around comes around, and all things karma, the Pokemon side of things has finally caught up to things in the ( Read more... )

[She is screaming. She is screaming but no one is coming to help her. She is scared. The monster, the monster that appeared after the egg hatched, has her in its jaws. They're clenched down on her, chewing her...

*crunch*....*crunch*...*CRRRRRUNCH*At the sound of something breaking, she let out a heart-wrenching screech. She could feel something ( Read more... )

[It's raining. It's pouring. And quite frankly, it's fucking boring. But that's not important. What is important is the fact that the PokeGear's video fuction is turned on, except that you're just looking at an empty room - sans some Pokemon.

Why, it's Panty's hotel room! ... And holy shit it is messy. Dirty clothes everywhere, her Pokemon ( Read more... )

Okay, I've got a serious fucking question and I want a serious fucking answer.

[wait for it]

Been talking around with a lot of you chumps, and I'm starting to get a feeling that a lot of you, even though you're running around with bodies that any sane person'd kill for and outfits that'd make the classiest "talent" of Daten feel like cheap fifty ( Read more... )

[Hell-ooooooo Route. Tonight, you're being treated to a sexy, sexy show. Namely, one Panty Anarchy is looking her best in a sexy red thing she bought with some of her egg money. Hubba hubba. Despte that, though, she looks tired and more than a little disheveled.]

Hey there every~body~

I'm looking for someone. [She places a hand on her chest. In ( Read more... )