Entry 21 [Video]

[usedsuitup]

Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?

[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]

I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is

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[getshead]

It's PokéMagic, of course.

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[usedsuitup]

Uh-huh. Right. You expect me to believe that that egg just magically appeared?

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[getshead]

Is there's reasonable doubt to believe it's not possible? Fridge logic does run pretty rampant in Johto, after all!

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[usedsuitup]

I guess you've got a point. But something does have to be said for basic biology. I mean, an egg that big is not coming out of a pokemon that small.

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[lc_whitequeen]

I have always wondered that as well...

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[usedsuitup]

I know, it's really weird. You'd think someone would have figured it out by now.

[Hey there Lacus. Have a charming smile]

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[lc_whitequeen]

Well... I think a lot of things about this world is really mysterious. Time frozen back home, souls trapped in dreams...

[ Smiles charmingly as well. ]

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[usedsuitup]

Yeah, no kidding...wait what was that about time being frozen back home?

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[chosenlightchld]

... You know, my friend and I just talked about this the other day, wondering how that even works. Still don't have a clue though.

[Yes, twelve year old girl on your feed with that last part of your message.]

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[usedsuitup]

[Does Barney care? Not really.]

Yeah, I know. I mean, one minute there was nothing, and next, an egg. An egg that is as big as the pokemon that laid it. How does that work?

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[chosenlightchld]

I really don't know. It doesn't really make that much sense.

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[usedsuitup]

Guess it fits in with the rest of the world then, since this whole place is pretty weird.

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[monochrome_mind]

I believe the energy generated by two pokemon being near each other creates an egg, unlike standard breeding procedures from other worlds.

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Did it? Does that mean you worked for five different Nurse Joys? [Forgive him Barney, he knows NOTHING about human sexual experiences.]

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[usedsuitup]

And that just made the egg appear?

[WTF? Also, I apologize for this.]

I guess you could say that...although, it was a different kind of work if you know what I mean.

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[monochrome_mind]

It's just a logical guess until I can conduct a scientific experiment to prove otherwise.

[No need for apologies. Sasha just blinks at the camera, completely oblivious cause lol he has no sex life. AT ALL.]

They actually let you do something other than paperwork? What kind of job did you get to do?

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[usedsuitup]

Let me know how that goes.

[He sighs. Really?]

I was sleeping with them.

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[cockinthecrown]

....

Was sharing that truly necessary?

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[usedsuitup]

Well, yeah. I mean, how else am I going to find out about how that egg showed up?

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[cockinthecrown]

[THAT WASN'T WHAT HE WAS REFERRING TO AND YOU KNOW IT. An irate sigh. Still not going to get into it.]

Obviously the egg was laid. If you're so perplexed by the process of egg-laying, I suggest visiting the closest library ... or farm.

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[usedsuitup]

I know the egg was laid. But look at it. The egg is the size of the pokemon that laid it! How does that work?

[Indicating Lily the Treecko and the egg]