Entry 13

[usedsuitup]

You know what? I've been here for months, and I just realized, I barely know anybody!

And that's just...wrong. I mean, there's a lot of people who use this thing and I don't expect to know everyone, but I feel like I should know more people, or at least,  be familiar with them. [specifically girls, but that won't be mentioned]

So, people of the

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[video]

[cheapblusuits]

... [Why do you remind him so much of Larry--

oh

wait a second]

You're...Larry's friend, aren't you?

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Yeah, that's me. [pause, brainwave!]

Hey, you're Nick, right? Larry's told me about you!

video;

[usedsuitup]

Heh, I must have one of those faces.

video;

[usedsuitup]

California? Guess there are more Americans here than I thought.

Whereabouts in California?

[video]

[no1canbreakyou]

How about you stop talking?

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Why? Got nothing else to do until I get a conversation going.

[video]

[no1canbreakyou]

Hmph. Meeting people is a waste of time. They only serve to get in your way.

[video]

[usedsuitup]

What are you talking about? Meeting people is what life's about! They don't get in my way, they help me along it!

[Text]

[foolishwren]

I'm Batman.

[video]

[usedsuitup]

Yeah right. Batman doesn't go around telling people he's Batman. He's smarter than that.

[Text]

[foolishwren]

shut up or I will batslap you

[video]

[usedsuitup]

He also wouldn't threaten. He'd just do it.

Are you sure you're Batman?

[VIDEO]

[usedsuitup]

Sounds like you lived quite the life before you came here, bro. But I can feel you on the life being ruined.

And hey, cliche works, gets their attention before you wow people with the non-cliche stuff.

[VIDEO]

[usedsuitup]

I'll have you know it works for me 83% of the time. They think they're gonna be bored by another cliche attempt, but then I turn on the charm and bring out a good story.