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[usedkunai]

[Well, this was annoying. He'd been cleaning through the rubble in what used to be his room... only to be transported. Right outside. Yeah, that's right, only to just outside the Breeding Center.]

Oh, what the hell!?

[The obvious answer is to turn the Gear on and see what's going on. So he does so, looking visibly annoyed and confused.]Okay, can

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[junesmascot]

[That frog is looking at you.

Looking at you.

And it blinks. No, not just normal blinking, but the eyes went black and back to normal.

Looking...looking.]

[usedkunai]

[Why is there a frog? What is happening right now?]

Uh... do you need help or something?

[junesmascot]

[The frog walks up to Yosuke and look into his eyes.]

Your voice's normal...and your eyes aren't weird...

[Is that your voice, Yosuke?]

[usedkunai]

[Leans back, wary. That voice...]

Normal? Wh-what the hell are you talking about? Wh... Who are you?

[notyourprotag]

[ Yosuke, just how well do you know Souji? How well do you know him to tell the minor differences about the one approaching you? Do you notice how he walks with both hands in his pockets instead of a hand on his hip? Do you notice that this smile upon his face seems the same but feel so differently? Do you notice that he gives a small wave and that all of the bandages on his hands from the centre's destruction is all gone? Do you notice that his hair is neatly combed? Do you notice that he seems perfectly fine? Do you notice any of those? Do you notice that this isn't your Souji? ]

Hey, partner...

[usedkunai]

Souji, he--

[He stops short. By voice, sure, they sounded the same. But when he looks up, he can immediately see somethings not right. It's not just the lack of bandages, or the way he's walking. Everything feels... weird. The atmosphere around him isn't right. He sits upright, eyes narrowing -- he's playing it safe for now, but something's definitely wrong here.]

Dude?

[notyourprotag]

[ He walks on over and stands in front of Yosuke, not bothering with a seat. He almost looms over and that smile doesn't falter. ]

Hm, is there something on my face?

[usedkunai]

No. [He remains serious, looking Souji up and down cautiously. What is it? Why does something feel so wrong with him? This... this can't be him.]

Who the hell are you?

[songoffrog]

Hey! Do you know where I am?

[Yosuke, look, there's...you approaching you. The only difference between the two of you is that this Yosuke's wearing his headphones.]

I think I got lost, and I don't want to worry everyone.

[usedkunai]

[Wh-what the hell? This guy -- looks like him, sounds like him. But it's definitely not him. Right? It's enough for him to jump, immediately taking a defensive stance.]

Who the hell are you?

[songoffrog]

Yosuke Hanamura, duh?

[He resist the urge to say his model number. The other Yosuke should know what it is, anyway.]

[usedkunai]

Uh... what the hell kind of joke is this? Who are you, really?

[minisona]

[ Oh hey there, here's just a normal kid that looks a lot like your bff just standing around. Um, where is he and did that man just call his name? Um, just staring because he is all (unsure) about this. That man looks funny anyway. ]

[usedkunai]

[He doesn't notice at first, but he scans the area, noticing a small kid. Who... has a distinct, familiar look. But it couldn't be, so he shrugs it off, and decides to offer help.]

He-hey, do you need help or something? Are you... lost?

[minisona]

[ Souji hesitates, shuffling around on his feet before slowly nodding. He doesn't say anything though. ]

[usedkunai]

[Yosuke looks him over - he really does look like a small Souji. It's kind of freaky. He lets out a small, awkward laugh.] Relax, I won't hurt you or anything. Um... are you looking for your parents or something?

[ohyeaaaah]

[ So, Yosuke. See that centre behind you? Notice how while the second floor looks like complete crap while the first floor is nice? Go ahead, pat that nice brick wall. It's totally cool and firm. Nothing is going to-- BOOM BABY OH MY GOD THERE'S BRICKS AND WALL PLASTER AND DUST AND EVERYTHING FLYING THE FUCK EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD AND DO YOU FEEL THE FLOOR BENEATH YOUR FEET IS IT RUMBLING YEAH IT JUST MIGHT BE AND OH MY GOD DO YOU SEE THIS GIANT PITCHER OF JUICE STOMPING TOWARDS YOU AND IT'S FUCKING HUGE AND OH MY FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAA ]

OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[usedkunai]

[Okay, that makes him jump the fuck up, trying to avoid being killed by both the tumbling bricks and TERRIFYING PITCHER OF SUGARY CHERRY WATER WITH A CREEPY SMILE COMING AT HIM.]

WH-- WHAT THE HELL!?

[ohyeaaaah]

[ you better start moving soon yosuke because THIS THING IS CHARGING RIGHT AT YOU AND IT WILL PICK YOU UP SO IT CAN DUNK YOU IN ITS PITCHER ]

DRINK MY KOOL AID JAMMERS

I GOT ORANGE AND CHERRY FLAVOURED

DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME MAKE MORE

OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[usedkunai]

[MOTHERFUCKING TUCK AND ROLL RIGHT HERE.]

WHAT THE HELL IS A KOOL AID JAMMER?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POKEMON ARE YOU??