001 // nah man. nah.

[usedkeyhand]

[ Action: Today, it can safely be said, has not been a good one for Jake the Dog. As tends to happen when you wake up in a yard, without your bro, without your powers and with no idea what's going on. Naturally, he doesn't stick around. He's got himself the scent of one Finn the Human and by grod he's gonna follow it!! All through the streets

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[nolongeralpha]

[There is a bright orange crow wearing incredibly cool iShades perched in the tree outside your house now]

...you look familiar.

[Almost like running into live action Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff would probably fee]

[nolongeralpha]

Awesome to meet you man. So what, you normally got crazy shapeshifting powers or something?

[usedkeyhand]

Yeahhh, I'm a magic dog. I can basically stretch into anything.

[nolongeralpha]

Sweet. Got any other magic powers? Though I guess that's pretty cool anyway.

[usedkeyhand]

Not really. I was a wizard this one time, but the guy giving away the powers turned out to be evil.

[nolongeralpha]

That's usually how it goes. "Hey kid, free powers if you hop in my van" BAM turns out he's evil.

[usedkeyhand]

Exactly! He was just gonna leave my buddy there holding a meteor back until he got old and died or something. [ Sleeping through all the action, a decision he doesn't regret. ] Just when you think you can trust a cool-looking warlock.

[nolongeralpha]

Shit, man. Stuff with meteors is always bad news. That's the kind of stuff that destroys planets.