Dream 002 [VIDEO/ACTION IN ROUTE 30]

[usedeverything]

[A video feed starts with a camera shaking around for a few seconds. On the screen, all you see at first is some kind of small tree, filled with berries. It's kinda hard to tell what kind they are because in just a few seconds, the camera pans around to our silver-haired leader, Souji Seta. He seems to be holding some kind of peach-shaped berry--

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[video]

[combat_butler]

Uwaaaah... Somebody didn't read the handbook...

[video]

[usedeverything]

[Souji doesn't get to replying to the message until a good fifteen minutes later. By then, he's under control. But his tongue...he won't be able to taste anything for a week.]

...I probably should have.

[Or at least past the whole Pokemon section. Berry section, what's that?]

[video]

[combat_butler]

You only looked over the section regarding the Pokemon themselves, didn't you?

[video]

[usedeverything]

[He...slowly nods.]

...I should have read the rest...I'm starting to regret this...

[video] 1/??? idek

[restardom]

[ oh look, there's my favorite leader-- ] Sen--

[video] 2/???

[restardom]

pai...?

[ OH LOOK THERE'S MY FAVORITE LEADER ABOUT TO DO A VERY REGRETTABLE THING. ]

[video] 3/5

[restardom]

Wait, don't--!!

[ WHERE IS TEDDIE OR YOSUKE TO KNOCK YOU OUT OF THE WAY OF EATING DEATH. ]

[video] 4/5

[restardom]

[ oh wow, that's worse than the face Yukiko-senpai made before my omelet almost killed her-- ]

[thattrail]

Whatever you do, don't try the dotty yellow-ish one. Just... just don't.

[Yeah, Miguel had quite an unfortunate incident with them on his way to Cherrygrove.]

[video?]

[usedeverything]

[A late reply comes to Miguel in about fifteen minutes after this little incident. Was just dying over here, no big deal.]

Yeah. I think I'll take your word for it...Don't try these peach ones...

Re: [video]

[thattrail]

I'll... probably stay away from all berries in the near future.

[Cause Miguel did try another berry and the results of that was even worse.]

[video]

[usedeverything]

Probably a good idea. Apparently all of them aren’t for humans and their side-effects are all different...

You know anything about them?

[video]

[fortunatewings]

[Naoto tunes in just as he's about to bite down.]

No! Senpai, don't--!!

[Too late. Oh god, poor poor senpai] ...How bad is it?

[video]

[usedeverything]

[Oh, hi Naoto. Sorry you came into too late. Souji here is just dying, but at least he gets a reply to you about ten-fifteen minutes later. He seems a bit better, just his face kinda flushed and a hand over his mouth.]

...Pretty bad...To be honest, I don't think I'll taste anything for a while.

[video]

[fortunatewings]

For future reference, if you cannot name the berry as something from home, don't eat it. They've been proven to be dangerous to humans.

[Oh Souji, Naoto feels bad, but she also wants to headdesk. Even she was careful with the plants she didn't recognize.]

[video]

[usedeverything]

Yeah, I'll learn from this. Guess my curiosity isn't always a good thing.

[Hey, he was curious, okay? You're talking to the guy that goes around eating Nanako's homework.]

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[imthe_shit]

......

[a grunt mixed with a snort mixed with a bit of laughter.]

[video]

[usedeverything]

[Why do you laugh at him so, Snake? Do you take pleasure in my pain? W-Well, here's a video reply after a good fifteen minutes. He seems a little embarrassed about the whole thing actually.]

...I guess at least others are learning from my mistake.

[video]

[imthe_shit]

There are berries that animals can eat, but humans can't. This is true in my own world, too. Just like you wouldn't just pick and eat wild mushrooms if you're hungry. Be a little more careful.

[video]

[usedeverything]

[Souji just nods. Oh man, now he's getting lectured. ffff--]

I will this time around. Curiosity isn't always a good thing, especially around here, I guess.