America's gone crazy...

[urthenrampage]

 .... and I don't feel like fixing it anymore. I just want to leave, and go somewhere thats not in global news every 10 seconds.
Not the UK, their police are fucking crazy.
Not Canada, they are pretty good, but in danger of becoming US Jr. anytime soon.
Maybe australia, but they barely missed the "Entertainment industry fucks your internet up the ass

Comments

[outoforder2day]

I hear New Zealand is pretty nice... If you don't mind hobbits and uruk-hai.
Then again, I also head that New Hampshire is pretty nice too. As is Montana.

[kaylynn]

FYI, Australia is a warmer, more expensive America (they may have a lower exchange rate, but they compensate by charging more for everything) - they also care way too much about America instead of their own country. OH and internet? You have to pay by how much shit you download. Like $30AU gets you 3 GB per MONTH. Go to New Zealand, it's the Australian equivalency of Canada - only they don't give a shit about anything except sheep, lord of the rings, and bungee jumping. Also it's gorgeous there.