This Is A New One

[ursulav]

Today I received a brand-new never before seen piece of spam.

Sent to the Red Wombat Studio Form:

Kathie wrote

Comments

[thnidu]

(see pic)

[fatfred]

You get the cool/interesting spam!

I have no wish for body parts I don't own to be enlarged.

[skellington1]

Isn't that the thing? I always wish, as long as people are selling/mining my information, they'd mine bio sex as well, so at least it wasn't for body parts I don't even HAVE. :P

Well, if you marry someone who comes with them..

[ext_196686]

...then you'd legally have a 50% stake in any enlargement decisions that might be made. They're just covering their bases by encouraging broad consulting with stakeholders.

Or, you know, figure that those who only 'own' such body parts in a non-contiguous and unenervated, securely metaphorical, sense, may be more enthusiastic about recklessly meddling with their dimensions...

Re: Well, if you marry someone who comes with them..

[thnidu]

..."stakeholders"?....

tick…tick…tick… SPLORF!

[lantairvlea]

I admit to occasionally baiting spammers. It's a guilty pleasure.

[shatterstripes]

I figure the closest thing there is to a male employee of Red Wombat tea is Kevin?

[taliabear]

Hmm, yes, he IS incredibly suspicious, what with being a cat-rescuing Boy Scout and all...

[archie_c]

There is however the issue of hair.... I'm not able to imagine Kevin with lots of hair. I may be wrong but I'm sure I've seen photos.

[starcat_jewel]

The thing that jumps out at me (from personal experience, alas) is the complete and total unlikelihood of a burglar actually being CAUGHT -- and if he wasn't caught, how does this "Kathie" person know what he looked like?

[fadethecat]

I came home last year to find two people in the act of robbing my house, and saw one of them myself; my neighbor saw both of them, and was the one who alerted me; and, well, they never got caught. So it is entirely possible to know what your burglar looked like without them being caught!

That said, it's probably a bit unusual.

[ext_196686]

If he WAS caught, it seems rather vindictive of Kathie to go around hounding the poor guy years later, after he's served his time, gone on education courses and whatnot, and for Kathie to be demanding the firing of people just because they've got a criminal record. What does she want to happen to ex-burglars, exactly? How can they ever go straight if people like Kathie prevent them from ever getting respectable employment ever again!?

[siderea]

Hear, hear