fucking great

[uroloke_hendi]

well, my mother has just informed me shell not be paying for any of my austrailia trip

Comments

Re: Your mom hates me.

[uroloke_hendi]

i think i missed it

as its the 27th now

:( srys!

Re: Your mom hates me.

[uroloke_hendi]

no exam sry
but
if it makes you feel any better
IF i hadn't had my phone on silence, and it hadnt been downstairs, you MIGHT have had a chance at waking me up

<3

[zzsleepiedogzz]

I told Anna S. I'd do this with her, but I guess you can come too...we'll dance on the streets on NYC for quarters (singing for dollars).

Or you can teach me bellzZz and we can bellzZz our way through the streets of NYC getting money.

[uroloke_hendi]

hey! you havent seen anything until youve seen the jessy dimond step. lol

ive just realized this probably isnt as funny to you since you dont know our school have a dance group called the dimond steppers....basically its a place for all the black football player's girlfriends....the white girls (and courtney, lol) are all on the cheerleading team, but they had to give all the others a place as well...cause otherwise they a-bitchslap the cheerleaders all the time, or b-get their big ass boyfriends to beat the crap out of the pansy ass white fb players...so we get the boobie popping, ass smacking, body rolling, floorfucking, bitch-smacking Dimond Steppers

and next time
i promise to make a joke not including a paragraph of explaination.