whatever theyre probably well aware of this fact anyway see this is why im afraid youll get eaten alive by them because youll accidentally say the wrong thing during their psycho time
are you trying to tell me in a subtle way that you are asexual
oh my titty fucking tap dancing christ why do i keep forgetting that youre absolutely clueless about the other sexualities in the world? w/e w/e asexuality in this sense is when someone doesnt have sexual feelings toward other people some are ok with having sex with their partner and some are definitely not ok with that or maybe you just have a goddamn phobia of bodily fluids ill let lalonde decide that
oh yeah okay. that makes more sense. and it's not that it's just messy! i wasn't really prepared that first time for how frigging messy it ended up being!
oh. oh my god. that's so disgusting ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i may have broken my wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww key.
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but yeah uh.
i guess i just never noticed them getting any different?
also jacking off is kind of gross
just saying.
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theyre probably well aware of this fact anyway
see this is why im afraid youll get eaten alive by them
because youll accidentally say the wrong thing during their psycho time
are you trying to tell me in a subtle way that you are asexual
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it hasn't happened yet!
n...no!
mostly because i don't know what that is, exactly?
i can't grow my own babies, dave.
sorry to burst that bubble.
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but soon
im waiting for it
oh my titty fucking tap dancing christ
why do i keep forgetting that youre absolutely clueless about the other sexualities in the world?
w/e w/e
asexuality in this sense is when someone doesnt have sexual feelings toward other people
some are ok with having sex with their partner and some are definitely not ok with that
or maybe you just have a goddamn phobia of bodily fluids
ill let lalonde decide that
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jerk!
oh yeah okay.
that makes more sense.
and it's not that it's just
messy!
i wasn't really prepared that first time for how frigging messy it ended up being!
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dumbass
egbert
egbert
do you have any idea what the term ejaculate even means?
it practically fucking implies it being a white hot mess
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i
wasn't
prepared.
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neither was i when i first experienced lalonde and harley on their periods
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way to bring us back around to your weird period fetish again.
i'm clapping.
clap clap good job clap.
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i fucking swear i will
hey
youre not ever going to see me lick blood off of a womans carpet
never
thats way too disgusting even for irony
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oh.
oh my god.
that's so disgusting ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i may have broken my wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww key.
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i think you might have broken my fucking eyes by that sudden w onslaught
goddamn egbert
i think i heard that through the motherfucking wall too
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why my sternum?
yes well.
i was really grossed out.
imagining some sort of
pussy
vampire.
or something.
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id say the solar plexus but then that runs the risk of you actually dying from that
watch me as i sparkle while drinking the blood of some chicks pussy
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i don't blame you.
*flexes*
wow.
this is making me really rethink all the vampire stories i ever heard.
ew ew ew ew ew.
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