[Text] 06th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

{OOC: This is some time after all the stuff with Bro and whichever doctor we manage to grab. Posting now because I need to get some stuff done tomorrow afternoon.}

coolkids back in the house

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[websnapper]

Oh, thank god!
I missed you soooooooo much, Dave!
I wasn't sure I could go on living without you!
How was I supposed to 8reathe without you????????
I don't think I would've ever even 8e a8le to survive!

You left?

[urnewkingbitch]

welp
there aint no mountain high enough aint no valley no enough and aint no river wide enough to keep me from gettin to you

yeah i left for a bit
not really sure how long though
glad you were paying attention

[websnapper]

You know I always keep at least 8 eyes on my "favorite" (lol) human guy!
So did you seriously zip out and 8ack?
Or did you just get
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........lost in time?
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[urnewkingbitch]

im so honored
if i get a tarantula for a pet ill make sure to name it after you
thats how much honor im feeling by being your favorite

havent done anything time related in wonderland
so no it wasnt me getting lost in time
i was back doing what i needed to do on harleys planet
frog catching and breeding
fun for the whole family i so recommend it

[hamburellakind]

dave
dave
dave
adave
dave
dave
what happened to you?!

[urnewkingbitch]

wow egderp calm your tits
i dont really know what happened since next thing i know im back doing my knight bullshit
and now im here

[hamburellakind]

whoa
that's so weird!
but i'm glad you're back
so so glad
are you in your room????????

[urnewkingbitch]

[Fffffuuuuuuuck. But he knew that John would ask at some point. Dave sighs as he types up his hesitant response.]

nope
in the clinic
i have to stay here for a day
if you want to haul ass over here im not stopping you wind boy

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[turn4bout]

>:[

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[urnewkingbitch]

mad at me terezi

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[turn4bout]

Y3S

OK
NOW 1M OV3R 1T

WH4T TH3 FUCK THOUGH

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[urnewkingbitch]

i dont know
suddenly i found myself back doing my thing and then im back here
no rhyme or reason or even a goddamn warning
if i knew this shit would happen i wouldve said something but no

[cull_means_care]

You're back?
For reel?
I'm so glad! GLUB GLUB GLUB!
Everyone was leaving or sad but it's okay because you're back now!
I know Jo)(n and Jade will be so )(appy!
Terezi too!

[urnewkingbitch]

yeah theyve expressed their joy at having this coolkid back already
well not yet for harley
so a lot of people have left while i was gone

[cull_means_care]

Well I'm s)(ore w)(en s)(e seas t)(is s)(e will be overw)(elked wit)( joy
And yes
Yes sadly you were not t)(e only one to disappear
At least you came back

[urnewkingbitch]

im pretty sure shell tackle me like a professional football player and proceed to pap me silly for pulling a houdini on her
ill always come back its what dave strider does
who left

1/2

[ironlass]

dave!!
it is about....
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time

[ironlass]

you are grounded forever mister!!!!!
no going anywhere with out one of us with you!
ever!!!

[urnewkingbitch]

damn mom thats the kind of greeting i get
i didnt even know it was going to happen
and now i have to wander the halls with a buddy for the rest of my life?
thats cruel and unusual punishment i have my rights
says so in the bill of rights somethingth amendment
...
oh jesus christ im starting to sound like terezi

[ironlass]

the buddy system is very important!
especially when someone decides to disappear out of thin air
but fine i will give you a better greeting later!

where are you??