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[urmababydaddy]

Ok so I have a confession.

I am not the one with the penis, Tania is.

Another confession.

I am pregnant with Tania's child. It is the first of a series of 43,738,295,843,968,403 children I shall bear. It will be a difficult journey, but I think I can accomplish it if I manage my time well.

Comments

[true_desires]

this sounds like that movie...Species 2.

[lexihates]

And may the cellulite and stretch marks make their way across your face!

[denissethedummy]

lololol

[mynameislola]

If you'd bear that many kids, youd be like a queen ant in the hive... theyre not very attractive. What about your figure? Do you think tania will still be around when you cant move... and are reaching for things with a broom?

[urmababydaddy]

tania goes after anything with a hole that smells like mine. Therefore she will never leave.

[fiqshun]

her hole does smell pretty good

[urmababydaddy]

thank you for the confirmation zack :o) haha.